You Need Nutmeg in Fishkill

by Steven G. Martin

ONE-ACT PLAY. Welcome to 1960! Welcome to the Joneses' home in the village of Fishkill, New York! Teenager Janie feels like an outcast in school and preteen Buddy has brought home a stray. Father has got a lot to sort through when he returns home from the daily ritualistic virgin sacrifice. Luckily, Mother has a tray of snacks.

Trigger Warnings: tasteless, crude, deviant, violent, and unproduceable content.

ONE-ACT PLAY. Welcome to 1960! Welcome to the Joneses' home in the village of Fishkill, New York! Teenager Janie feels like an outcast in school and preteen Buddy has brought home a stray. Father has got a lot to sort through when he returns home from the daily ritualistic virgin sacrifice. Luckily, Mother has a tray of snacks.

Trigger Warnings: tasteless, crude, deviant, violent, and unproduceable content.

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  • Neil Radtke: You Need Nutmeg in Fishkill

    "You Need Nutmeg in Fishkill" is a dark comedy that cleverly makes fun of the perfect American family life from the late 1950s and early 1960s. Steven G. Martin uses smart dialogue, over-the-top characters, and supernatural twists, to humorously critique society's rules and the extreme lengths people go to keep up appearances. Martin's work is a unique mix of sitcom parody and dark humor, giving us both laughs and thoughtful ideas about fitting in and family life. Excellent! This "unpredictable" play needs produced!

    "You Need Nutmeg in Fishkill" is a dark comedy that cleverly makes fun of the perfect American family life from the late 1950s and early 1960s. Steven G. Martin uses smart dialogue, over-the-top characters, and supernatural twists, to humorously critique society's rules and the extreme lengths people go to keep up appearances. Martin's work is a unique mix of sitcom parody and dark humor, giving us both laughs and thoughtful ideas about fitting in and family life. Excellent! This "unpredictable" play needs produced!

  • Kelly McBurnette-Andronicos: You Need Nutmeg in Fishkill

    Martin is one of the most versatile and prolific playwrights of our day as evidenced by this “unproduceable” short. Funny, gross, dark, and poetic, the story highlights a day in the life of an average Adams-esque Family who suffer from the same struggles as you and I, but deal with them in oh so different ways. The sheer beauty of the words alone are worth reading. What a delightful play! Somebody put this on stage so we can experience the full scope of what it offers. Loved it.

    Martin is one of the most versatile and prolific playwrights of our day as evidenced by this “unproduceable” short. Funny, gross, dark, and poetic, the story highlights a day in the life of an average Adams-esque Family who suffer from the same struggles as you and I, but deal with them in oh so different ways. The sheer beauty of the words alone are worth reading. What a delightful play! Somebody put this on stage so we can experience the full scope of what it offers. Loved it.

  • Emily McClain: You Need Nutmeg in Fishkill

    Like an episode of Father Knows Best watched through an A24 horror-filter, You Need Nutmeg in Fishkill takes familiar 1960's sitcom characters and peels back the layers to reveal the terrifying truth lurking beneath. Martin claims this is unproduceable but it's extremely readable and has a wonderfully satisfying ending moment. Cuddle up with your favorite demonic being and enjoy!

    Like an episode of Father Knows Best watched through an A24 horror-filter, You Need Nutmeg in Fishkill takes familiar 1960's sitcom characters and peels back the layers to reveal the terrifying truth lurking beneath. Martin claims this is unproduceable but it's extremely readable and has a wonderfully satisfying ending moment. Cuddle up with your favorite demonic being and enjoy!

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Character Information

  • Mary Jones
    All-American Wife.
    Character Age
    Mid-30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any background
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • John Jones
    All-American Husband.
    Character Age
    Mid 30s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any background
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Janie Jones
    All-American Daughter.
    Character Age
    Early teens
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any background
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • Buddy Jones
    All-American Son.
    Character Age
    Pre-teen
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any background
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Demon
    A demon from the Arthurmachen Dimension.
    Character Age
    Millennia old
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any background
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Spokesman 1
    A spokesperson for Vessels for the Ultimate Darkness.
    Character Age
    Late 40s to mid-50s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any background
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Spokesman 2
    A spokesman for the Viola Spolin Acting School and the Hudson Valley Church of the Pure Light in Poughkeepsie, New York.
    Character Age
    Late 40s to mid-50s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any background
    Character Gender Identity
    Female