Vanessa the Miracle Girl

When Vanessa, 14, Italian, sees the David on a field trip, she has an immediate sexual/artistic awakening – just as an earthquake hits, killing all of her classmates and her teacher. She becomes an instant tragedy celebrity, worshipped by the Italian press, mentored by the pope – but what's next for the miracle girl? A spectacle-laden, art historical, gender-bending coming-of-age story, Vanessa is about the...

When Vanessa, 14, Italian, sees the David on a field trip, she has an immediate sexual/artistic awakening – just as an earthquake hits, killing all of her classmates and her teacher. She becomes an instant tragedy celebrity, worshipped by the Italian press, mentored by the pope – but what's next for the miracle girl? A spectacle-laden, art historical, gender-bending coming-of-age story, Vanessa is about the disrupted life of a person who might miss out on her chance to masturbate and make bad art.

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Vanessa the Miracle Girl

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  • Maximillian Gill: Vanessa the Miracle Girl

    Endlessly fascinating, richly realized, and delivering the unexpected at every turn. The playwright creates a world adjacent to our own but tweaked in so many interesting ways. A tale of art and its passions and the temptations wrought by fame but also a coming-of-age tale with a real sweetness at its core. The opportunities for creative staging are numerous. A deliciously inviting piece.

    Endlessly fascinating, richly realized, and delivering the unexpected at every turn. The playwright creates a world adjacent to our own but tweaked in so many interesting ways. A tale of art and its passions and the temptations wrought by fame but also a coming-of-age tale with a real sweetness at its core. The opportunities for creative staging are numerous. A deliciously inviting piece.

  • Shaun Leisher: Vanessa the Miracle Girl

    What wonderfully bizzare coming of age story. I love how this play focuses on these pieces of Italian art and how they inspire and alter Vanessa. This is a play about fame and what it means to try and live a normal life. It's also a play about girlhood and how tricky that can be. I loved the absurdist elements of this play and can't wait to see how they are fully realized in a production. Vanessa is such a complicated character and I can't wait to see how an actress handles this role.

    What wonderfully bizzare coming of age story. I love how this play focuses on these pieces of Italian art and how they inspire and alter Vanessa. This is a play about fame and what it means to try and live a normal life. It's also a play about girlhood and how tricky that can be. I loved the absurdist elements of this play and can't wait to see how they are fully realized in a production. Vanessa is such a complicated character and I can't wait to see how an actress handles this role.

  • Abe Johnson: Vanessa the Miracle Girl

    Deliciously theatrical, whip-smart, and SO SO FUNNY (!!!), I'm obsessed with this script's ability to blend the surprising, gorgeously-big-swing plot moments that are both spectacular and totally grounded in the world Maddie has created??? Vanessa is an instant icon! A joy of a read, I was grinning from the first to last page. Thrilled, too, at the theatrical forms here-- the voice overs, the stage magic, the projections and "Lizzie Maguire Movie" style vespas through Italy? Total bliss!

    Deliciously theatrical, whip-smart, and SO SO FUNNY (!!!), I'm obsessed with this script's ability to blend the surprising, gorgeously-big-swing plot moments that are both spectacular and totally grounded in the world Maddie has created??? Vanessa is an instant icon! A joy of a read, I was grinning from the first to last page. Thrilled, too, at the theatrical forms here-- the voice overs, the stage magic, the projections and "Lizzie Maguire Movie" style vespas through Italy? Total bliss!

Character Information

Resist verisimilitude in casting to some degree. Schoolgirls do not need to and should ideally not just be girls. Everyone does not need to and the cast should never entirely "look Italian." Age, gender, and race/ethnicity are all flexible except where noted. Think femme/masc/neither characters vs. specific actor gender requirements. If too much traditional realism in these areas is allowed in, the world will become confused.

Schoolgirls should be doubled with Reporters, as well as with Thumbelina, Guy, and Logan.
Teacher, Art Teacher, and Professor can be doubled.
Flavio Ricci works as a double with the Pope if needed.
Double at will -- if the person cast for the Pope makes a good Schoolgirl, let them also be a schoolgirl, etc.
  • Vanessa
    14-year-old Italian teenager who really needs time and space to masturbate.
  • Schoolgirls 1, 2, & 3
    Vanessa’s classmates, killed (?) in a terrible Earthquake. (They’ll double for various students and love interests below throughout, and they double with Reporters.)
  • Reporters 1, 2, & 3
    Members of the Italian press. Emotional, fervent, besotted.
  • Teacher
    Vanessa’s teacher, a middle-aged Italian woman. Unimpressed, then dead. Doubles with Art Teacher.
  • Art Teacher
    Similarly unimpressed (or so it seems).
  • The Pope
    A very drag version of the pope.
  • The Pope's Assistant
    A very Young Pope vibe assistant to the pope.
  • Flavio Ricci
    Italy’s news anchor.
  • Thumbelina
    Vanessa’s classmate.
  • Bellboy
    Hotel bellboy. Innocent, religious, starstruck.
  • Professor
    An art history professor, never in doubt.
  • Guy
    Someone Vanessa might have sex with.
  • Logan
    A love interest.

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization First Kiss Theater, Year 2023

Awards

  • Lamoise New Works Festival
    Moxie Theatre
    Finalist
    2026
  • Unplugged Production
    Playwrights Horizons
    Finalist
    2025
  • Third Place, New Play Competition
    Echo Theater
    Winner
    2026