Foot Wears House

by Laura Neill

Your neighborhood outdoor goods store is unionizing. The people who sold you your hiking boots are trying to figure out who’s down to strike—while helping sixteen customers at a time and hoping the store doesn’t flood again. Foot Wears House reveals the humor, camaraderie, and pure rage that exists at the intersection of no guaranteed hours and salaried managers who are Really Excited About Selling Memberships...

Your neighborhood outdoor goods store is unionizing. The people who sold you your hiking boots are trying to figure out who’s down to strike—while helping sixteen customers at a time and hoping the store doesn’t flood again. Foot Wears House reveals the humor, camaraderie, and pure rage that exists at the intersection of no guaranteed hours and salaried managers who are Really Excited About Selling Memberships! Plus, the warehouse bays and alarm seem to have a life of their own… is the warehouse ghost unionizing, too?

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Foot Wears House

Character Information

ELLIE, 30s, she/they, white. Ten months in the store. Also plays NEW KID, new as of July.
DAVY, 30s, he/they, Latine. New as of May. Also plays NEW KID 2, new as of August. ALISHA, 20s, she/her, Black. Most senior non-lead. Two years in the store.
CLARK, 30/40s, he/him, white. Six months in the store. Also plays MARTY, 40s/50s, he/him, white. Sales lead. Been at the store since it opened ten years ago. Also plays NEW KID 3, new as of August.
AGNES, 50s, she/her, Asian American. Newer sales lead. Five years in the store.
BOZ, 20s, he/him, Black. New as of June. Also plays NEW KID 4, new as of August.
MANAGERS (all played by one person, white): SANNE, 30s, she/her but she doesn't really“get”pronouns.AlsoplaysBRAD,30s,he/they,andZACHARY,20s,he/him. We also hear the voices of other managers: MARJORIE, 40s, and the GM, CHAD, 40s.
  • Ellie
    Character Age
    20s/30s
    Character Gender Identity
    She/they
  • Alisha
    Character Age
    20s/30s
    Character Gender Identity
    She/her
  • Davy
    Character Age
    20s/30s
    Character Gender Identity
    He/They
  • Clark
    Also plays MARTY, he/him, white, 50s
    Character Age
    30s-40s
    Character Gender Identity
    he/him
  • Agnes
    Character Age
    50s/60s
    Character Gender Identity
    She/her
  • Boz
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Gender Identity
    he/him
  • Managers

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization REI Soho Union, dir. Colm Summers, supported by Working Theater, Year 2024