A millennial woman living in LA realizes her only joy in the city (and in life) is the beach, so she decides to find a way to become The Beach in an attempt to find meaning in her mundane life. She works a shitty job in a shitty apartment, and as a millennial obviously has no prospects at any aspect of the American Dream. So she decides that she will become part of the beach, her only source of joy. She tries various methods with varying seeming levels of success: woo-woo yoga guru stuff, burying herself in the sand, almost drowning, and full-on mermaid. Elements of her attempts succeed and seep into her everyday life, including very annoying mermaid voices.