The East Jones St Coffee House’s Saturday Night Slam, Or Saturday Night Slam for Short: An Exploration of Mediocre Men and the Art They Inspire
MC (he/him) -The MC of the event. Works at the coffee shop. Funny. Gay. Here for the vibes and because he likes speaking into microphones. Plays guitar.
JAMES (she/her): His ex. Edgy, the embodiment of the Gone Girl “cool girl” monologue. They were very compatible interests-wise, but alas, it didn’t work out. More on her end then his, but she still missed him. A barista.
AVA (she/her): in a relationship with him. They’ve been dating for maybe six weeks. She’s doting, overbearing. Wants to be into ‘his things’. Buys them matching t-shirts.
LAKE (she/her): Met him once, follows him on Instagram. has a parasocial relationship with him despite seeing him regularly in real life at the coffee shop. Not a stalker, just lonely.
DYLAN (he/him): His high school best friend. They experienced everything together, but eventually grew apart. If he is the epitome of fake pretention, Dylan is the real deal. Really into classic literature.
JORDAN (they/them): A stranger that saw him in the coffee shop. Here for the slam. Not into him, just into the concept of knowing people, of sonder.
JAMES (she/her): His ex. Edgy, the embodiment of the Gone Girl “cool girl” monologue. They were very compatible interests-wise, but alas, it didn’t work out. More on her end then his, but she still missed him. A barista.
AVA (she/her): in a relationship with him. They’ve been dating for maybe six weeks. She’s doting, overbearing. Wants to be into ‘his things’. Buys them matching t-shirts.
LAKE (she/her): Met him once, follows him on Instagram. has a parasocial relationship with him despite seeing him regularly in real life at the coffee shop. Not a stalker, just lonely.
DYLAN (he/him): His high school best friend. They experienced everything together, but eventually grew apart. If he is the epitome of fake pretention, Dylan is the real deal. Really into classic literature.
JORDAN (they/them): A stranger that saw him in the coffee shop. Here for the slam. Not into him, just into the concept of knowing people, of sonder.
Production History
- Type University, Organization Company 157, Year 2024