A heartwarming tale (for those with beating hearts) about vampires, hunters, and those that help us to uncover our path. There's a lot at stake (get it?) in this undead tale, but it will leave audiences rolling in their crypts!

A hapless novice Vampire Hunter bumbles into a Vampire’s lair late one night, is confronted by the wide-awake Vampire-- and hilarity ensues. This play portrays two lost souls engaged in a consistently entertaining verbal volley, bemoaning their existences, as each navigates their own glide path to an irrevocable destiny. The Vampire role is a delight: awash in the ennui of the Undead, self-amused, regaling us with a mix of caustic critiques of the piteous Hunter, barbed bons mots and goofy puns.

A vampire hunter breaks into a vampire's lair to put an end to the beast. Yes, yes, you've seen it before, right? But Kyle Walker has a way of taking a familiar plot like this, turning it on its head and completely overturning your expectations. Lots of fun and lots of laughs! One of the best plays I saw at the 2025 Midwest Dramatists Conference.