Malört and the Siblings Wojciechowski

by Brian Cern

When dealing with a choice between two undesirable options, three siblings and their friend discuss their family’s unorthodox method for choosing the right candidate.

When dealing with a choice between two undesirable options, three siblings and their friend discuss their family’s unorthodox method for choosing the right candidate.

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Malört and the Siblings Wojciechowski

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  • Izolda Trakhtenberg: Malört and the Siblings Wojciechowski

    This play is beautifully absurd. If Gogo and Didi from Waiting for Godot had a bottle of Malort, they might have had this sort of a time as they waited. Cern acknowledges the absurdity of the electoral process and contemporary elections, and raises you one bottle of hootch. I'd like to see a full length play starring these hilarious siblings, but for now, I'll definitely enjoy their time at the polling place.

    This play is beautifully absurd. If Gogo and Didi from Waiting for Godot had a bottle of Malort, they might have had this sort of a time as they waited. Cern acknowledges the absurdity of the electoral process and contemporary elections, and raises you one bottle of hootch. I'd like to see a full length play starring these hilarious siblings, but for now, I'll definitely enjoy their time at the polling place.

  • John Busser: Malört and the Siblings Wojciechowski

    Is it satire? Not sure, especially in today's political climate. Is it dark? In some ways I suppose. Is it entertaining? Oh Hell, yes! Brian Cern has hit upon a sure-fire way top get yourself through the BS of what our political grindhouse has become these days. The four characters here have what can best be described as "political dis-gorge" at the state of elections. We're starting to get vending machines in grocery stores selling ammunition (I know, it's insane), so maybe having liquor and vomit bags at voting centers isn't far behind.

    Is it satire? Not sure, especially in today's political climate. Is it dark? In some ways I suppose. Is it entertaining? Oh Hell, yes! Brian Cern has hit upon a sure-fire way top get yourself through the BS of what our political grindhouse has become these days. The four characters here have what can best be described as "political dis-gorge" at the state of elections. We're starting to get vending machines in grocery stores selling ammunition (I know, it's insane), so maybe having liquor and vomit bags at voting centers isn't far behind.

  • Marshall Logan Gibbs: Malört and the Siblings Wojciechowski

    Oh dear does this resonate in July of 2024! Glad to get some genuine belly-laughs out of a situation that feels oh so hopeless most of the time. This short script was a breath of fresh bitching! Excellent work. I might have to pour a shot myself after reading - just maaaybe not Malort. Gross! ;)

    Oh dear does this resonate in July of 2024! Glad to get some genuine belly-laughs out of a situation that feels oh so hopeless most of the time. This short script was a breath of fresh bitching! Excellent work. I might have to pour a shot myself after reading - just maaaybe not Malort. Gross! ;)

Production History

  • Type Community Theater, Organization The Nomad Theatre Company, Year 2024