Like a Bolt from the Blu-Light Adult Emporium (a monologue)

by John Busser

10 MINUTES - A maintenance worker on call for clean-up duty in the parking lot of a rural strip mall tells a tale of Divine Intervention when a tornado the night before sent some unusual debris his way.*

*Special thanks to Barb Dragony for the strange real-life sighting that prompted this.

10 MINUTES - A maintenance worker on call for clean-up duty in the parking lot of a rural strip mall tells a tale of Divine Intervention when a tornado the night before sent some unusual debris his way.*

*Special thanks to Barb Dragony for the strange real-life sighting that prompted this.

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Like a Bolt from the Blu-Light Adult Emporium (a monologue)

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  • Asher Wyndham: Like a Bolt from the Blu-Light Adult Emporium (a monologue) by John Busser
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    A whirlwind of imagery, a descriptive power that we get from Busser. It will have your audience laughing nonstop.10/8/24

    A whirlwind of imagery, a descriptive power that we get from Busser. It will have your audience laughing nonstop.10/8/24

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  • Evan Baughfman: Like a Bolt from the Blu-Light Adult Emporium (a monologue) by John Busser
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    [09.23.24] THIS is the sequel to “Twister” that we actually need. Another John Busser classic. A monologue with vivid, ridiculous imagery! A hilarious character with plenty of (jaw-dropping) things to say!

    [09.23.24] THIS is the sequel to “Twister” that we actually need. Another John Busser classic. A monologue with vivid, ridiculous imagery! A hilarious character with plenty of (jaw-dropping) things to say!

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  • James Binz: Like a Bolt from the Blu-Light Adult Emporium (a monologue) by John Busser
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    Oh, this was truly hilarious. Everything a monologue should be and more. John Busser creates a moment in time that is farce and frenzy and filled with a deeper meaning and significance. Boone is a wonderful characters - an audience could listen to his dialogue for hours. And the setting is unique and wonderful to stage! Very well written and very well crafted! Brava!

    Oh, this was truly hilarious. Everything a monologue should be and more. John Busser creates a moment in time that is farce and frenzy and filled with a deeper meaning and significance. Boone is a wonderful characters - an audience could listen to his dialogue for hours. And the setting is unique and wonderful to stage! Very well written and very well crafted! Brava!

    ”
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Character Information

BOONE: M, 20’s – 50’s, any ethnicity
  • Boone
    Boone is a rural character. He thinks he has seen it all. After the events he talks about, he just may have.
    20s-50s
    Any ethnicity
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s,
      50s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Male