My God, It's a Walrus!

Marcus Matthews doesn’t believe in God. In fact, if you listened to his Dr. Atheist
podcast, you might say he’s even anti-god. But when he meets someone who claims to be God
themselves and is also somehow a walrus, Marcus’s entire world gets turned upside-down. Initially not convinced, Marcus invites this so-called God onto his podcast, hoping the interview will up his subscriber count but after a while it gets...

Marcus Matthews doesn’t believe in God. In fact, if you listened to his Dr. Atheist
podcast, you might say he’s even anti-god. But when he meets someone who claims to be God
themselves and is also somehow a walrus, Marcus’s entire world gets turned upside-down. Initially not convinced, Marcus invites this so-called God onto his podcast, hoping the interview will up his subscriber count but after a while it gets harder and harder to deny that Walrus is telling the truth. Not to mention, Marcus is starting to think Walrus is…pretty cool..and also kind of hot? Even worse, he has to deal with their billionaire ex-boyfriend who also happens to be a dinosaur.

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My God, It's a Walrus!

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  • Brynn Hambley: My God, It's a Walrus!

    Berry's work is so distinctive. He has such a unique way of thinking that he brings to every piece that is equal parts absurd and achingly genuine. This piece starts out utterly ridiculous, a total laugh-out-loud comedy, and ends in a tragedy straight out of Shakespeare. Seeing this fully staged would only heighten these juxtapositions! Would be an amazing piece for a company with an wacky yet caring identity.

    Berry's work is so distinctive. He has such a unique way of thinking that he brings to every piece that is equal parts absurd and achingly genuine. This piece starts out utterly ridiculous, a total laugh-out-loud comedy, and ends in a tragedy straight out of Shakespeare. Seeing this fully staged would only heighten these juxtapositions! Would be an amazing piece for a company with an wacky yet caring identity.

  • Lee Harrison Daniel: My God, It's a Walrus!

    Max has this little trick in his writing where it goes joke, joke, joke, something-actually-really-poignant-that-makes-you-think-and-maybe-even-makes-you-cry. It gets me every time, and this play is FULL of those moments. This play hits. This play is a real romp. This play would be so fun to stage. Someone should do that!

    Max has this little trick in his writing where it goes joke, joke, joke, something-actually-really-poignant-that-makes-you-think-and-maybe-even-makes-you-cry. It gets me every time, and this play is FULL of those moments. This play hits. This play is a real romp. This play would be so fun to stage. Someone should do that!

  • Bailey Jordan Garcia: My God, It's a Walrus!

    The brilliance of Berry’s work is he lures you in with a wacky high-concept idea, makes you fall in love with these characters and the love they have for eachother, and then utterly destroys your world -- all while one of these characters is fully Walrus God. Brilliantly pondering existentialism, the juxtaposition of love vs belief, and the ways one can be pleasured with Walrus tusks. Do yourself a favor and give it a read (or maybe a production??).

    The brilliance of Berry’s work is he lures you in with a wacky high-concept idea, makes you fall in love with these characters and the love they have for eachother, and then utterly destroys your world -- all while one of these characters is fully Walrus God. Brilliantly pondering existentialism, the juxtaposition of love vs belief, and the ways one can be pleasured with Walrus tusks. Do yourself a favor and give it a read (or maybe a production??).

Character Information

  • Marcus
    Struggling podcast host
    Character Age
    Late 20s/Early 30s
  • Walrus
    God. And a Walrus. They're walrus God.
  • Tippy
    A dinosaur. Walrus's ex.
  • Doug
    Marcus's podcast producer
    Character Age
    Late 20s/Early 30s

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization The Tank, Year 2025