Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal !

by Christopher Plumridge and Morey Norkin

In Pie 3.14 This Time It's Piesonal, we see intrepid P.I. John Pie take on his third case, but this time it's personal. Someone wants to murder John Pie, so Pie has to find out who while he is still alive "Because I'm no use to me dead"

A globe trotting Noir comedy drama from those who bought you Pie 1 and Pie 2.

Read if you dare, and have nothing better to do.....

In Pie 3.14 This Time It's Piesonal, we see intrepid P.I. John Pie take on his third case, but this time it's personal. Someone wants to murder John Pie, so Pie has to find out who while he is still alive "Because I'm no use to me dead"

A globe trotting Noir comedy drama from those who bought you Pie 1 and Pie 2.

Read if you dare, and have nothing better to do.....

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  • Donald E. Baker: Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal !

    The world didn't know it needed another slice from the case files of Joe Pie, P.I., but it got one anyway and I'm glad. Again Plumridge and Norkin have thrown a mishmash of puns, song lyrics, movie quotes, and meta self-references into their magic script blender and managed to come up with a comedic noir that will keep the reader chuckling, groaning, and guffawing from start to finish. Pi as a number is infinite. With any luck, Pie as a source of theatrical enjoyment will be as well.

    The world didn't know it needed another slice from the case files of Joe Pie, P.I., but it got one anyway and I'm glad. Again Plumridge and Norkin have thrown a mishmash of puns, song lyrics, movie quotes, and meta self-references into their magic script blender and managed to come up with a comedic noir that will keep the reader chuckling, groaning, and guffawing from start to finish. Pi as a number is infinite. With any luck, Pie as a source of theatrical enjoyment will be as well.

  • Jacquelyn Floyd-Priskorn: Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal !

    I can't believe I came back for thirds on pie. What can I say? The puns are delicious! The Cockney translations were much appreciated. It's like you need a decoder ring to converse in certain parts of the British Isles! This is delightful silly fun!

    I can't believe I came back for thirds on pie. What can I say? The puns are delicious! The Cockney translations were much appreciated. It's like you need a decoder ring to converse in certain parts of the British Isles! This is delightful silly fun!

  • John Busser: Pie 3.14 - This Time It’s Piesonal !

    11.04.24 - Well, I gotta hand it to both Chris and Morey! They really make me feel like I'm in an old time speakeasy with this film-noir, pun-filled, movie-quotin', song-titled, laugh fest. And considering one of the characters uses Cockney Rhyming Slang, speaking easy doesn't come quickly to the fore. But the characters are always fun, new additions like Pop Sickles are great ("You can send pics later" made me guffaw!) and reading this feels just as fun as a live production would be. Loved it!

    11.04.24 - Well, I gotta hand it to both Chris and Morey! They really make me feel like I'm in an old time speakeasy with this film-noir, pun-filled, movie-quotin', song-titled, laugh fest. And considering one of the characters uses Cockney Rhyming Slang, speaking easy doesn't come quickly to the fore. But the characters are always fun, new additions like Pop Sickles are great ("You can send pics later" made me guffaw!) and reading this feels just as fun as a live production would be. Loved it!

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Character Information

Characters: (Doubling possible.)

P.I. John Pie. Ex-cop turned private investigator. Sharp, wise, tired, stubbly chin, wears a fedora etc
Lily: John Pie’s ex-wife. Wise, sharp, took Pie to the cleaners, and back again because she got the washing machine in the divorce.
Barmaid: Cockney, busty, doesn’t give out drinks for free.
Cockney Chick: Another Cockney. Speaks in Cockney Rhyming Slang, translations available.
Scott ‘Pop’ Sickles: Big in Freezers. Chilling and Frosty. Friends with Ice Cube, but that’s not important right now.
Movie Madam: An ex-starlet, big in movies once, now just big in Movie Quotes.
John the Busser: Used to give out drinks for free, got sacked, went down for the Moider of Maxwell, hey, did you even read the first two episodes?
Joan Addabar: John the Bussers wife, goes by the name of Jude, Judy Jude, nah nah nah nanana nah.
Owner: Bar owner. Probably a bit annoyed at only having two lines in this instalment.
  • John Pie P.I.
    Ex-cop turned private investigator. Sharp, wise, tired, stubbly chin, wears a fedora etc
    Character Age
    30-60 ish