Victor the Terrible Cat

by Beth Harpaz

Victor was the worst cat who ever existed. He farted, he bit people, he vomited all over the place. So when he got old and sick, Lori didn't hesitate to have him euthanized by a veterinarian. But they say cats have nine lives, and Lori's husband Larry has to find a way to tell her that Victor might still have one life left.

Victor was the worst cat who ever existed. He farted, he bit people, he vomited all over the place. So when he got old and sick, Lori didn't hesitate to have him euthanized by a veterinarian. But they say cats have nine lives, and Lori's husband Larry has to find a way to tell her that Victor might still have one life left.

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Victor the Terrible Cat

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  • Rand Higbee: Victor the Terrible Cat by Beth Harpaz
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    A married couple lament the recent passing of their cat Victor. Well...at least the husband does. The wife doesn't lament it too much. Victor wasn't exactly a cuddly ball of fur. But there's an old saying that cats have nine lives so... A fun, short play from Beth Harpaz.

    A married couple lament the recent passing of their cat Victor. Well...at least the husband does. The wife doesn't lament it too much. Victor wasn't exactly a cuddly ball of fur. But there's an old saying that cats have nine lives so... A fun, short play from Beth Harpaz.

    ”
The characters are written as a man and a woman married couple, but they could be played by actors of any gender to portray a gay couple.

Production History

  • Community Theater, Theatrical Shenanigans (a theatrical podcast out of London), 2026