O Burgled Companion, Thou Hast Pilfered Mine Heart

f/k/a ERSTWHILE

During their final bank heist, one robber decides to ask the other robber out on a date.

|10-minute play|

f/k/a ERSTWHILE

During their final bank heist, one robber decides to ask the other robber out on a date.

|10-minute play|

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O Burgled Companion, Thou Hast Pilfered Mine Heart

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  • Matthew Weaver: O Burgled Companion, Thou Hast Pilfered Mine Heart

    An ERSTWHILE by any other name would still smell as sweet. The clock is counting down, the stakes are high, and what is a playwright like Lipschutz to do but raise them higher??! More plays/movies about heists should end this way. Warms hearts even as it pilfers them.

    An ERSTWHILE by any other name would still smell as sweet. The clock is counting down, the stakes are high, and what is a playwright like Lipschutz to do but raise them higher??! More plays/movies about heists should end this way. Warms hearts even as it pilfers them.

  • Aly Kantor: O Burgled Companion, Thou Hast Pilfered Mine Heart

    Silly! Ridiculous! Adorable! I can't think of a worse time for a love confession, and yet I was rooting for these two! The ticking clock kept things tense, raising the stakes while it boosted the comedy. The silly names (and the SONNET, oh my GOD!) were just the delicious, criminal icing on this hilarious cake of a play. This one absolutely made me smile!

    Silly! Ridiculous! Adorable! I can't think of a worse time for a love confession, and yet I was rooting for these two! The ticking clock kept things tense, raising the stakes while it boosted the comedy. The silly names (and the SONNET, oh my GOD!) were just the delicious, criminal icing on this hilarious cake of a play. This one absolutely made me smile!

  • Nora Louise Syran: O Burgled Companion, Thou Hast Pilfered Mine Heart

    Lipshutz had me with the goofball names and it only got better from there. Charming. What a heist!

    Lipshutz had me with the goofball names and it only got better from there. Charming. What a heist!

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GOOBER. Any/all/no gender(s); any adult age; a bank robber
KNUCKLES. Any/all/no gender(s); any adult age; a bank robber
OFFICER. Any/all/no gender(s); any adult age; a police officer; voice only

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Playwrights Thriving, Year 2026

Production History

  • Type Professional, Organization Shotz Chicago, Year 2026
  • Type Professional, Organization Stage Left Theater, Year 2026

Awards

  • Finalist
    The WHY NOT Fest! at Green Shirt Studio
    2026