Fangs

“Fangs” is a full-length vampire comedy, served family-style.
He's a sweet Midwesterner. She's a vampire who has roamed the earth for hundreds of years. They're getting married. But first, he has to meet the family.
An allegory for interfaith marriage, this farce explores the challenges and growth that come with marrying someone from outside your tribe. 90 minutes, no intermission.

“Fangs” is a full-length vampire comedy, served family-style.
He's a sweet Midwesterner. She's a vampire who has roamed the earth for hundreds of years. They're getting married. But first, he has to meet the family.
An allegory for interfaith marriage, this farce explores the challenges and growth that come with marrying someone from outside your tribe. 90 minutes, no intermission.

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  • Jim Wicker: Fangs

    I participated in a staged reading of FANGS and strongly recommend it for professional theatre companies. It is a hilarious comedy that contains within the laughs great wisdom about tolerance and the importance of family, both hereditary and chosen, using vampire lore as an entertaining jumping-off point. The story is well plotted, but full of surprises. The characters are well drawn and relatable. The two multi-character roles present the actors opportunities for tour-de-force performances. Your audiences will be charmed.

    I participated in a staged reading of FANGS and strongly recommend it for professional theatre companies. It is a hilarious comedy that contains within the laughs great wisdom about tolerance and the importance of family, both hereditary and chosen, using vampire lore as an entertaining jumping-off point. The story is well plotted, but full of surprises. The characters are well drawn and relatable. The two multi-character roles present the actors opportunities for tour-de-force performances. Your audiences will be charmed.

Character Information

Vampires are not genetically related and they are ageless; please prioritize diversity in race, age, and ability when casting. This should be an eclectic group.
  • NORA
    A 536-year-old vampire, presenting as a goth in her 30s. A swirl of confidence and anxiety. An independent thinker who bristles against familial expectations. She refuses to create vampire "children" in a matrilineal culture and falls in love with a human. Struggles with defensiveness, running away from her problems, and honesty.
    Character Age
    25-40
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • STEVE
    Human. A sweet Midwestern therapist. Nora's partner. A clear communicator. Sweet, earnest, open-minded, inquisitive. Craves authenticity and honesty. Patient and accepting to a fault, but willing to set boundaries.
    Character Age
    25-40
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male or non-binary
  • MALKA
    An ancient vampire. Femme fatale vibes. Oozes power. Melodramatic, sensual, sharp. Wise enough to know better, petty enough not to care. Mother to Nora and Esther, meaning she turned them into vampires -- not their birth mother. Drake's mate.
    Character Age
    30s-70s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • DRAKE
    An ancient vampire. A peacemaker and people-pleaser. Often finds himself torn between avoiding confrontation and supporting his always-confrontational mate, Malka. Cat dad to DeLulu.
    Character Age
    30s-70s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • MAUREEN/ESTHER/SHIRLEY
    Maureen is Steve's mother (human). A well-intentioned but sheltered dairy farmer from Wisconsin. Steve gets his inquisitiveness from her. She wants to expand her worldview and try new things, but rarely gets the opportunity. Esther is Nora's vampire sister. Sunshine in a bottle. Infectiously positive and extremely femme. Affectionate. Happy to fulfill her duties of creating more vampire "children." You wish you could hate her, but she's just so damn nice. Hates Shirley's guts. Shirley is Malka's vampire sister. Messy, opinionated, volatile, and insecure. Used to getting her way. An old flame of Uncle Louis. Has centuries-old beef with Esther.
    Character Age
    20s-60s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • HANK/UNCLE LOUIS/BRUCE/JEFF/ROLAND RIGSBY
    Hank is Steve's father (human). A well-intentioned but sheltered dairy farmer from Wisconsin. A man with simple tastes and a suspicious nature. Skeptical of elites, institutions, and the higher education system, he veers into conspiracy theorist territory. Uncle Louis is a vampire who's vowed not to leave his coffin until he's finished writing his novel. It's been 200 years. Constantly seeking inspiration. An ancient fuckboy. He's a voiceover for most of the show, some of which must be pre-recorded. Bruce is Esther's mate, who she turned into a vampire... so he's also her son. Everyone's crush in high school, all grown up. Bad boy vibes. Smitten with Esther. A little slow on the uptake. Extremely conflict avoidant. He and Esther call each other increasingly ridiculous pet names as if they were their actual names. Jeff is an eager solar panel salesperson (human). Definitely works on commission and it shows. Roland Rigsby is Nora's slinky, try-hard, toxic vampire ex who may or may not actually be a choreographer.
    Character Age
    20s-60s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male

Development History