Drag Me to the Garden

by Danielle Wirsansky

When drag queens Vivica Velvet, Trixie Trauma, and Chantilly St. James arrive at an arboretum for a mysterious birthday booking, mounting signs suggest they may be disastrously out of their element. As panic, denial, and professional pride collide, the queens must decide whether to flee—or face whatever party awaits them with glamour intact.

When drag queens Vivica Velvet, Trixie Trauma, and Chantilly St. James arrive at an arboretum for a mysterious birthday booking, mounting signs suggest they may be disastrously out of their element. As panic, denial, and professional pride collide, the queens must decide whether to flee—or face whatever party awaits them with glamour intact.

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Drag Me to the Garden

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  • Evan Baughfman: Drag Me to the Garden by Danielle Wirsansky
    “

    A truly hilarious set-up with very snappy dialogue. A clever twist on the 'fish out of water' tale... A fun and unconventional birthday party! Delightful and fabulous in every way!

    A truly hilarious set-up with very snappy dialogue. A clever twist on the 'fish out of water' tale... A fun and unconventional birthday party! Delightful and fabulous in every way!

    ”
  • Debra A. Cole: Drag Me to the Garden by Danielle Wirsansky
    “

    ABSOLUTELY CHARMING! Danielle Wirsansky has written a wonderful short play about acceptance, expression, and taste... don't forget the taste. I know some Clarences myself, and this would be so much fun to produce.

    ABSOLUTELY CHARMING! Danielle Wirsansky has written a wonderful short play about acceptance, expression, and taste... don't forget the taste. I know some Clarences myself, and this would be so much fun to produce.

    ”

Character Information

CHARACTERS
VIVICA VELVET – A polished pageant queen with the brittle poise of a woman one passive-aggressive
comment away from homicide.
TRIXIE TRAUMA – An alt-drag anarchist powered entirely by spite and glitter.
CHANTILLY ST. JAMES – A grand dame of a bygone era who treats every sentence as if it deserves
applause.
CLARENCE– An impeccably fabulous eight-year-old with the confidence of a seasoned creative director
and the judgment of a seasoned drag critic.
  • VIVICA VELVET
    A polished pageant queen with the brittle poise of a woman one passive-aggressive
    comment away from homicide.
    20s-60s
    Any
    Any
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s,
      50s,
      60s,
      70s+
  • TRIXIE TRAUMA
    TRIXIE TRAUMA – An alt-drag anarchist powered entirely by spite and glitter.
    Any Age
    Any
    Any
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s,
      50s,
      60s,
      70s+
  • CHANTILLY ST. JAMES
    CHANTILLY ST. JAMES – A grand dame of a bygone era who treats every sentence as if it deserves
    applause.
    Any Age
    Any
    Any
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s,
      50s,
      60s,
      70s+
  • CLARENCE
    CLARENCE– An impeccably fabulous eight-year-old with the confidence of a seasoned creative director
    and the judgment of a seasoned drag critic.
    8
    Any
    Male
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      Child