THE PECULIAR MATTER OF THE HAIR ACROSS CYRIL'S ASS

Comedy • 3 Female, 2 Male • Playlet • ~10 Mins

At the opening of a small-town art gallery, three self-important art enthusiasts spend their time finding deeper meaning in an unseen mixed-media artwork until its creator, the unassuming Seraphina, arrives and casually explains that she simply enjoys making art from reclaimed, sustainable materials. But when an outspoken “art critic” insists she's lying, claiming...

Comedy • 3 Female, 2 Male • Playlet • ~10 Mins

At the opening of a small-town art gallery, three self-important art enthusiasts spend their time finding deeper meaning in an unseen mixed-media artwork until its creator, the unassuming Seraphina, arrives and casually explains that she simply enjoys making art from reclaimed, sustainable materials. But when an outspoken “art critic” insists she's lying, claiming the piece is made from environmentally harmful materials and heavily borrowed from other artists, the room quickly turns against her. As opinions harden into facts and speculation becomes truth, Seraphina watches her reputation unravel in a sharp comedy about art, authenticity, certainty, and how easily a crowd can decide someone is guilty without the slightest concern for the truth.

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  • Charles Scott Jones: THE PECULIAR MATTER OF THE HAIR ACROSS CYRIL'S ASS

    The satirical dialogue of the opening pages - the will to create something out of nothing - is impressive delicious art snobbery with the positive spin. I read amazed and then Seraphina shows up and brings the gallery world down to earth, kind of literally. Enter Cyril, responsible for the third and devastating movement of Craig Houk’s fine play - the will to revile and destroy. This all rings so true. (Probably to many of us randomly reviled and adored dramatists.) Brilliant work! [7-24-26]

    The satirical dialogue of the opening pages - the will to create something out of nothing - is impressive delicious art snobbery with the positive spin. I read amazed and then Seraphina shows up and brings the gallery world down to earth, kind of literally. Enter Cyril, responsible for the third and devastating movement of Craig Houk’s fine play - the will to revile and destroy. This all rings so true. (Probably to many of us randomly reviled and adored dramatists.) Brilliant work! [7-24-26]

  • Donald E. Baker: THE PECULIAR MATTER OF THE HAIR ACROSS CYRIL'S ASS

    Ah, the pretention of art critics, attempting to demonstrate erudition by examining work and finding deep (and verbally incomprehensible) meaning that the artist never intended. The critics in this wonderfully titled play are blubbering idiots, but their attacks on the artist do perhaps irreparable harm to her confidence in her vision and her methods. Another excellent play from the delightfully quirky mind of Craig Houk.

    Ah, the pretention of art critics, attempting to demonstrate erudition by examining work and finding deep (and verbally incomprehensible) meaning that the artist never intended. The critics in this wonderfully titled play are blubbering idiots, but their attacks on the artist do perhaps irreparable harm to her confidence in her vision and her methods. Another excellent play from the delightfully quirky mind of Craig Houk.

  • Ken Love: THE PECULIAR MATTER OF THE HAIR ACROSS CYRIL'S ASS

    Ah, the tenuous, divisive, self-absorbed and galling world of art criticism. And how insanely pretentious it all can get. Craig Houk is definitely "on to something" with this comedy/satire. As someone who was once a visual artist, I recognize everyone of these people. And laugh at them. And SMDH! Kudos, Craig!

    Ah, the tenuous, divisive, self-absorbed and galling world of art criticism. And how insanely pretentious it all can get. Craig Houk is definitely "on to something" with this comedy/satire. As someone who was once a visual artist, I recognize everyone of these people. And laugh at them. And SMDH! Kudos, Craig!

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ASTRID MILLER Female, 40 or under, Any Race
JASPER COLLINS Male, 40 or under, Any Race
ISADORA BENNETT Female, 40 or under, Any Race
SERAPHINA BROOKS Female, 50s to 70s, Any Race
CYRIL MERCER Male, 40 or under, Any Race