Jake Lewis

English and Drama teacher, and part-time writer/actor/director for community theatre.

Founder of Jakespeare Theatre Company (www.JakespeareTC.com)

English and Drama teacher, and part-time writer/actor/director for community theatre.

Founder of Jakespeare Theatre Company (www.JakespeareTC.com)

Scripts

Adam & Eve & Steve

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

It's only been one day since Adam and Eve were created, and they're already bored. So God creates Steve, which adds some excitement and new problems to the Garden of Eden.

It's only been one day since Adam and Eve were created, and they're already bored. So God creates Steve, which adds some excitement and new problems to the Garden of Eden.

After 25 Years

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Two friends promise to marry each other if they're both single by their 25th high school reunion.

Two friends promise to marry each other if they're both single by their 25th high school reunion.

Artistic License

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

George takes his girlfriend Rene, an art lover, to a new exhibit on Magritte, but as he begins to explain the meanings behind several paintings, their subjects -- including the artist himself! -- have their own opinions on his interpretations. ARTISTIC LICENSE explores the idea of how art is seen, discussed, and why it matters.

George takes his girlfriend Rene, an art lover, to a new exhibit on Magritte, but as he begins to explain the meanings behind several paintings, their subjects -- including the artist himself! -- have their own opinions on his interpretations. ARTISTIC LICENSE explores the idea of how art is seen, discussed, and why it matters.

The Award

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

David visits Doreen in the nursing home to give her an award that means different things to each of them.

David visits Doreen in the nursing home to give her an award that means different things to each of them.

Brothers on a Hotel Bed

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Beau has kidnapped a man and tied him up in a cheap motel room. When he comes to, he is presented with a difficult choice that will forever effect one of their lives, as well as those of the people around them.

NOTE: Contains adult themes, language, and violence.

Beau has kidnapped a man and tied him up in a cheap motel room. When he comes to, he is presented with a difficult choice that will forever effect one of their lives, as well as those of the people around them.

NOTE: Contains adult themes, language, and violence.

Carry That Weight

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Jude and Prudence are cleaning out the attic of their recently-departed father, when they discover a ringing cell phone in a box. The person on the other end of it causes Jude to confront the trauma of his past so that he can finally move on.

Inspired by a story on "This American Life."

Jude and Prudence are cleaning out the attic of their recently-departed father, when they discover a ringing cell phone in a box. The person on the other end of it causes Jude to confront the trauma of his past so that he can finally move on.

Inspired by a story on "This American Life."

The Choice (Commercium #3)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Two parents must make a difficult decision that could save their child's life.

Two parents must make a difficult decision that could save their child's life.

Confrontation at Sal's Saloon

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

An old friend visits the bartender of a saloon in the Wild West with a generous offer, but old grudges soon lead to a bloody climax.

An old friend visits the bartender of a saloon in the Wild West with a generous offer, but old grudges soon lead to a bloody climax.

Cuckoo Banana Pants

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Rita and Dale first met each other on a dating site where you can't see the others' face. But when they finally meet in person, there's more than one surprise in store.

Rita and Dale first met each other on a dating site where you can't see the others' face. But when they finally meet in person, there's more than one surprise in store.

Dance Dad

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A dad talks to another parent about his son performing ballet instead of doing a sport

A dad talks to another parent about his son performing ballet instead of doing a sport

Disagree to Agree

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Why should you agree with someone you know is wrong?

Why should you agree with someone you know is wrong?

Dog and Cat Have a Chat

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Two household pets discuss their relationship with each other.

Two household pets discuss their relationship with each other.

The Donation (Commercium #2)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Peter Donohue learns of a special service where his late wife can be returned to him, but first, he must make an appropriate donation. Peter will confront what he's capable of, as well as some truths about his marriage best left uncovered. This is the first play in the Commercium series.

Peter Donohue learns of a special service where his late wife can be returned to him, but first, he must make an appropriate donation. Peter will confront what he's capable of, as well as some truths about his marriage best left uncovered. This is the first play in the Commercium series.

Drive My Car

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

The first AI-driving Uber has arrived, and it takes Zara for a ride in more ways than one.

The first AI-driving Uber has arrived, and it takes Zara for a ride in more ways than one.

Emotional Baggage

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

You'll never guess what an airline's latest fee is, in this ten minute comedy.

You'll never guess what an airline's latest fee is, in this ten minute comedy.

Exit Interview (Commercium #1)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A talk show in the near-distant future travels back in time to interview guests 24 hours before they die. Host Wally Langdon interviews Andy Burns, a retired bus driver, who goes through the stages of grief before righting his life before it's too late. This is the second play in the Commercium series.

A talk show in the near-distant future travels back in time to interview guests 24 hours before they die. Host Wally Langdon interviews Andy Burns, a retired bus driver, who goes through the stages of grief before righting his life before it's too late. This is the second play in the Commercium series.

The Extraordinary Adventures of Arsene Lupin #1: The Arrest of Arsene Lupin

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

The first episode in the nine-part adaptation of Maurice LeBlanc's premiere collection following the "gentleman burglar."

Lupin has been reported to be on board a trans-Atlantic steamer, but who is he, and will the passengers identify him before they arrive in New York and he makes off with their jewels?

Written for Jakespeare Virtual Theatre Company (www.JakespeareVTC.com)

The first episode in the nine-part adaptation of Maurice LeBlanc's premiere collection following the "gentleman burglar."

Lupin has been reported to be on board a trans-Atlantic steamer, but who is he, and will the passengers identify him before they arrive in New York and he makes off with their jewels?

Written for Jakespeare Virtual Theatre Company (www.JakespeareVTC.com)

The Extraordinary Adventures of Arsene Lupin #2: Arsene Lupin in Prison

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

The second episode of 9 in all-new radio plays based on the original collection of the gentleman-burglar!

After his capture in New York, Lupin has been returned to the Sante Prison, but passes the time by planning an art heist of the Baron Cahorn. How will Lupin -- secured behind the walls of the prison -- pull off the crime?

Written for Jakespeare Virtual Theatre Company
(www.JakespeareVTC.com)

The second episode of 9 in all-new radio plays based on the original collection of the gentleman-burglar!

After his capture in New York, Lupin has been returned to the Sante Prison, but passes the time by planning an art heist of the Baron Cahorn. How will Lupin -- secured behind the walls of the prison -- pull off the crime?

Written for Jakespeare Virtual Theatre Company
(www.JakespeareVTC.com)

The Extraordinary Adventures of Arsene Lupin #3: The Escape of Arsene Lupin

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

The third episode in the nine-part adaptation of Maurice LeBlanc's premiere collection following the "gentleman burglar."

Lupin has promised his escape from The Sante when he is ready, and as his trial date nears, people wonder if he will be able to pull it off. When his time in court occurs, is the man seated at the defense table really Lupin, and if not, who is he?

Written for Jakespeare Virtual Theatre...

The third episode in the nine-part adaptation of Maurice LeBlanc's premiere collection following the "gentleman burglar."

Lupin has promised his escape from The Sante when he is ready, and as his trial date nears, people wonder if he will be able to pull it off. When his time in court occurs, is the man seated at the defense table really Lupin, and if not, who is he?

Written for Jakespeare Virtual Theatre Company
www.JakespeareVTC.com

The Extraordinary Adventures of Arsene Lupin #9: Sherlock Holmes Arrives Too Late

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

The 9th episode of 9 in all-new radio plays based on the original collection of the gentleman-burglar!

Sherlock Holmes has been called in to finally put an end to Lupin's thievery. But when he arrives on scene after the crime is committed, will the most popular detective of all time be able to put the clues together before Lupin gets away...once and for all?

The 9th episode of 9 in all-new radio plays based on the original collection of the gentleman-burglar!

Sherlock Holmes has been called in to finally put an end to Lupin's thievery. But when he arrives on scene after the crime is committed, will the most popular detective of all time be able to put the clues together before Lupin gets away...once and for all?

The Fearful Expectation of Unanticipated Beauty

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Runa and Gunnar are enjoying an espresso at the foot of an Icelandic volcano that's about to erupt. When Sigrun pleads with them to leave in order to avoid impending disaster, the two friends hesitate in their departure for a reason that addresses the nature of beauty in danger in nature.

Runa and Gunnar are enjoying an espresso at the foot of an Icelandic volcano that's about to erupt. When Sigrun pleads with them to leave in order to avoid impending disaster, the two friends hesitate in their departure for a reason that addresses the nature of beauty in danger in nature.

First & Last

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A ten-minute play that takes place simultaneously on Scott and Heather's first and last date.

A ten-minute play that takes place simultaneously on Scott and Heather's first and last date.

From Above

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Oliver and Alma are never supposed to be together, even though Fate brings them close to it several times. But The Matchmaker tells them, that even though they're soulmates, there's a greater reason for their missed romances. It just takes them their whole lives to learn what it is.

Oliver and Alma are never supposed to be together, even though Fate brings them close to it several times. But The Matchmaker tells them, that even though they're soulmates, there's a greater reason for their missed romances. It just takes them their whole lives to learn what it is.

Guess Who's Being Your Dinner?

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Two vampires discuss what to have for dinner.

Two vampires discuss what to have for dinner.

The Guest

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Based on the short story "The Ambitious Guest" by Nathaniel Hawthorne.

A family is trapped in a cabin during a snowstorm, so the Father tells a tale about another family who had been in that same cabin decades before during a similar Nor'Easter and was visited by a mysterious guest.

Based on the short story "The Ambitious Guest" by Nathaniel Hawthorne.

A family is trapped in a cabin during a snowstorm, so the Father tells a tale about another family who had been in that same cabin decades before during a similar Nor'Easter and was visited by a mysterious guest.

Heaven Forbid

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

When Phil dies and goes to Heaven, he realizes he can have anything he wants except one thing, which will make the rest of eternity a lot different than he hoped.

When Phil dies and goes to Heaven, he realizes he can have anything he wants except one thing, which will make the rest of eternity a lot different than he hoped.

Here's Waldo

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Waldo, of the famed WHERE'S WALDO books, feels unseen and visits a psychiatrist to talk about his nomadic lifestyle.

Waldo, of the famed WHERE'S WALDO books, feels unseen and visits a psychiatrist to talk about his nomadic lifestyle.

How to End a Marriage

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

***ONE MINUTE PLAY***

Be careful what you get your spouse for Christmas!

***ONE MINUTE PLAY***

Be careful what you get your spouse for Christmas!

Idyllia

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A one-act nonmusical version based on the short story that inspired the musical Brigadoon.

A young man, out exploring the countryside, encounters a magical village that appears for only one day every one hundred years. As he gets to know its inhabitants he must face the decision to stay in this wrinkle in the fabric of time, or return to his obligations in the outside world.

A one-act nonmusical version based on the short story that inspired the musical Brigadoon.

A young man, out exploring the countryside, encounters a magical village that appears for only one day every one hundred years. As he gets to know its inhabitants he must face the decision to stay in this wrinkle in the fabric of time, or return to his obligations in the outside world.

If At First You Don't Succeed....

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A shapeshifter keeps changing his body to get more dates with his dream woman.

A shapeshifter keeps changing his body to get more dates with his dream woman.

IT's Lonely in Love

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Pennywise the Clown and Kurt Barlow talk about the downsides of being two of the most popular villains in horror.

Pennywise the Clown and Kurt Barlow talk about the downsides of being two of the most popular villains in horror.

Jurassic Snark

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

ONE-MINUTE PLAY

What's more dangerous: killer dinosaurs on a rampage, or the coronavirus?

ONE-MINUTE PLAY

What's more dangerous: killer dinosaurs on a rampage, or the coronavirus?

The King of Horror

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A jealous horror writer attempts to get rid of his competition through the only way he knows how.

***ONE MINUTE PLAY***

A jealous horror writer attempts to get rid of his competition through the only way he knows how.

***ONE MINUTE PLAY***

The Lord Will See You Now

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

The average human brain continues to function for 10 minutes after the heart stops. What happens then? Why, God's favorite game show, which will decide the destination of your eternal soul!

The average human brain continues to function for 10 minutes after the heart stops. What happens then? Why, God's favorite game show, which will decide the destination of your eternal soul!

Man of Madison Avenue

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Monica and Ryan are breaking up at a New York City bus stop, when they are interrupted by a Don Quixote-like visitor who serves as their impromptu therapist.

Monica and Ryan are breaking up at a New York City bus stop, when they are interrupted by a Don Quixote-like visitor who serves as their impromptu therapist.

Merry Christmas to Jew

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

ONE MINUTE PLAY

Karen and Becky bemoan the fact you can't say "Merry Christmas' to anyone anymore, but are soon surprised by someone they meet.

ONE MINUTE PLAY

Karen and Becky bemoan the fact you can't say "Merry Christmas' to anyone anymore, but are soon surprised by someone they meet.

Missing the Point

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Do stories need a point? One writer contemplates this question.

Do stories need a point? One writer contemplates this question.

The 19th Airborne

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A one-minute play from the point-of-view of the coronavirus.

A one-minute play from the point-of-view of the coronavirus.

One Moment in Time

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A woman from the future and a man from the past talk about time travel in the present.

A woman from the future and a man from the past talk about time travel in the present.

On the Eighth Night of Hanukkah

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

It's the final night of Hanukkah, and the eight candles (as well as their leader. Shamas) gather together to talk about the meaning of the holiday.

A fun, family-appropriate comedy for schools, religious organizations, or community theatres!

It's the final night of Hanukkah, and the eight candles (as well as their leader. Shamas) gather together to talk about the meaning of the holiday.

A fun, family-appropriate comedy for schools, religious organizations, or community theatres!

Pande-monium: Scenes from Quarantine

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A one-minute play of tableaus (no speaking) of a family's progression over a period of quarantining.

A one-minute play of tableaus (no speaking) of a family's progression over a period of quarantining.

Pandora's Box

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A grandchild and her grandfather discuss how the world ended.

A grandchild and her grandfather discuss how the world ended.

Paw to God

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Two dogs discuss life and death and why humans are immortal.

Two dogs discuss life and death and why humans are immortal.

Pillow Talk

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A couple about to divorce argues over who gets to keep a pillow.

A couple about to divorce argues over who gets to keep a pillow.

The PKDcast: The Skull (a radio play)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Conger is sent back in time to assassinate a religious leader named The Founder before his rise to power.
Based on the short story by Philip K. Dick.
***WRITTEN FOR "THE PKDCAST: A PHILIP K. DICK PODCAST"***

Conger is sent back in time to assassinate a religious leader named The Founder before his rise to power.
Based on the short story by Philip K. Dick.
***WRITTEN FOR "THE PKDCAST: A PHILIP K. DICK PODCAST"***

The PKDcast: The Gun (a radio play)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

An interstellar rescue crew crashes on an alien planet after being shot down by an AI-controlled gun. They try to find answers to what controls the gun and how to leave the planet safely.

Based on the short story by Philip K. Dick.

***WRITTEN FOR "THE PKDCAST: A PHILIP K. DICK PODCAST"***

An interstellar rescue crew crashes on an alien planet after being shot down by an AI-controlled gun. They try to find answers to what controls the gun and how to leave the planet safely.

Based on the short story by Philip K. Dick.

***WRITTEN FOR "THE PKDCAST: A PHILIP K. DICK PODCAST"***

The PKDcast: The Defenders (a radio play)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

After eight years of living underground due to a nuclear war, three members of the military are going back up to the surface to see how things are progressing, but are surprised to discover the truth of what their own intelligence has wrought.

Based on the short story by Philip K. Dick.

***WRITTEN FOR "THE PKDCAST: A PHILIP K. DICK PODCAST"***

After eight years of living underground due to a nuclear war, three members of the military are going back up to the surface to see how things are progressing, but are surprised to discover the truth of what their own intelligence has wrought.

Based on the short story by Philip K. Dick.

***WRITTEN FOR "THE PKDCAST: A PHILIP K. DICK PODCAST"***

The PKDcast: The Hanging Stranger (a radio play)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Ed Loyce sees a man hanging from a telephone pole, but no one else seems to be worried about it. In a harrowing 24 hours, Loyce comes to understand the truth behind this mystery, and its greater implications that stretch throughout human history. Based on the short story by Philip K. Dick.

***WRITTEN FOR "THE PKDCAST: A PHILIP K. DICK PODCAST"***

Ed Loyce sees a man hanging from a telephone pole, but no one else seems to be worried about it. In a harrowing 24 hours, Loyce comes to understand the truth behind this mystery, and its greater implications that stretch throughout human history. Based on the short story by Philip K. Dick.

***WRITTEN FOR "THE PKDCAST: A PHILIP K. DICK PODCAST"***

Pothole: A Parable

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A pothole named Bertha blows out Travis's tire, and while waiting for the tow truck, he meets Christy -- a woman who patrols that particular stretch of highway hoping to help people get over the bumps in their life.

A pothole named Bertha blows out Travis's tire, and while waiting for the tow truck, he meets Christy -- a woman who patrols that particular stretch of highway hoping to help people get over the bumps in their life.

The REAL Bad Place

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Two demons discuss how to make humans truly miserable.

Two demons discuss how to make humans truly miserable.

Sleep Like a Baby

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A husband and wife do not see eye to eye about how much he naps.

A husband and wife do not see eye to eye about how much he naps.

Scenes from a Suburban Living Room

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

James is worried his son doesn't like Billy Joel, and his mind starts to spiral out of control at all the implications.

James is worried his son doesn't like Billy Joel, and his mind starts to spiral out of control at all the implications.

The Snap Back

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Amber's brother and mother disappeared five years ago, but now they have suddenly returned, throwing her newfound life into disarray. As they discuss what's happened, they all realize what has been lost.

Amber's brother and mother disappeared five years ago, but now they have suddenly returned, throwing her newfound life into disarray. As they discuss what's happened, they all realize what has been lost.

Summer Evening, 1946

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Bianca is thrilled that her high school sweetheart, Artie, has returned home from the war, but as she hopes their conversation on her front porch will be about their future, he can't help but be stuck on his past.

Inspired by the painting "Summer Evening" by Edward Hopper

Bianca is thrilled that her high school sweetheart, Artie, has returned home from the war, but as she hopes their conversation on her front porch will be about their future, he can't help but be stuck on his past.

Inspired by the painting "Summer Evening" by Edward Hopper

Scones (or, Macbeth Part II)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Now that the hurly-burly is done, the three weird sisters aren't quite sure what to do next, but scones figure somewhere into their plan.

Now that the hurly-burly is done, the three weird sisters aren't quite sure what to do next, but scones figure somewhere into their plan.

The Screening Room

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Inspired by the Edward Hopper painting, "New York Movie," Cora discovers that, upon entering Heaven, she will need to watch the movie of her life, reliving the best and worst moments. The usher, Angela, has seen too many terrible lives play out on screen, but the two women somehow discover a way to find hope even in the face of death.

Inspired by the Edward Hopper painting, "New York Movie," Cora discovers that, upon entering Heaven, she will need to watch the movie of her life, reliving the best and worst moments. The usher, Angela, has seen too many terrible lives play out on screen, but the two women somehow discover a way to find hope even in the face of death.

The Sixth Day

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

On the sixth day, God created humans. Boy, was that a mistake.

On the sixth day, God created humans. Boy, was that a mistake.

Sorry, Wrong Order

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

A man at a coffee shop is mistaken for a regular customer.

A man at a coffee shop is mistaken for a regular customer.

Sporange

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Two dads at a pumpkin-flinging competition try to think of words that rhyme with orange.

Two dads at a pumpkin-flinging competition try to think of words that rhyme with orange.

Stranger than Fiction

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Social distancing can sometimes get you to thinking too much...

Social distancing can sometimes get you to thinking too much...

Tell Me Something

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Two old men discuss love over a cup of coffee and donut.

Two old men discuss love over a cup of coffee and donut.

Thoughts & Prayers

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

You'd be surprised who receives your thoughts and prayers.

You'd be surprised who receives your thoughts and prayers.

Til Death Do You Part...and Then Some!

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Maddy, recently deceased, finds her grieving husband dealing with her loss in an unusual way, but due to the laws of physics, she can't go on to the next place anytime soon.

Maddy, recently deceased, finds her grieving husband dealing with her loss in an unusual way, but due to the laws of physics, she can't go on to the next place anytime soon.

V-Card

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Betty receives a Valentine's Day card from her soon-to-be ex-husband, which complicates their already complex relationship. Fortunately, her teen daughter Lexie helps her understand the nature of love is not always as tricky as they seem.

Betty receives a Valentine's Day card from her soon-to-be ex-husband, which complicates their already complex relationship. Fortunately, her teen daughter Lexie helps her understand the nature of love is not always as tricky as they seem.

The War on Chanukah

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

ONE MINUTE PLAY (ISH)

A satirical look at the alleged, age-old, make-believe battle of the "war" on Christmas.

ONE MINUTE PLAY (ISH)

A satirical look at the alleged, age-old, make-believe battle of the "war" on Christmas.

The Way of Things

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Andrew and Robyn await for their partners' babies to be born, and share their mixed emotions at being a new parent.

CONTENT WARNING: This play deals with the aftermath of rape and mild LGBTQA+ discrimination.

Andrew and Robyn await for their partners' babies to be born, and share their mixed emotions at being a new parent.

CONTENT WARNING: This play deals with the aftermath of rape and mild LGBTQA+ discrimination.

What Fools These Mortals Be!

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

God wakes up from a coma to find things not exactly how he left them.

God wakes up from a coma to find things not exactly how he left them.

What's Your Problem?

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Welcome to the game show that asks people "What's your problem?"

Welcome to the game show that asks people "What's your problem?"

The Wishing Table, The Gold Donkey, and The Cudgel in the Sack

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

An updated, fractured fairy tale retelling of the peculiar Brothers Grimm story.

An updated, fractured fairy tale retelling of the peculiar Brothers Grimm story.

The Wrongest Time

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

In Multiverse 282, things are not in harmony.

In Multiverse 282, things are not in harmony.

WWJ(R)D? (What Would Jack Reacher Do?)

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

Jack Reacher takes on the coronavirus.

Jack Reacher takes on the coronavirus.

Zoom Dating: A comedy for online performance

by Jake Lewis

Synopsis

No, it's not called that because it takes place on a certain teleconferencing platform, but it's the online version of speed dating!

Join Helen as she video chats with four single men during the quarantine. She soon learns that social distancing might not be so bad after all!

No, it's not called that because it takes place on a certain teleconferencing platform, but it's the online version of speed dating!

Join Helen as she video chats with four single men during the quarantine. She soon learns that social distancing might not be so bad after all!