Daniel Hirsch

Daniel Hirsch is a Los Angeles-based playwright and screenwriter who writes about how fundamentally weird it is to be a human being. His stage plays have appeared at the Actors Theatre of Louisville, the Great Plains Theatre Conference, IAMA Theatre, InkWell Playwright’s Lab, Road Theatre, Red Theatre, Antaeus Theatre, Tete-a-Tete opera festival, and the Samuel French Off Off Broadway Festival (a 2019 winner). He’s been published by Samuel French/Concord Theatricals and been an artist-in-residence at Kimmel Harding Nelson Center for the Arts. His work has also been a semi-finalist at the O’Neill Playwrights Conference, Kitchen Dog New Works Festival, Bay Area Playwrights Conference, and shortlisted for the Neukom Literary Arts Award. His screenwriting has earned prizes from the Alfred P...

Daniel Hirsch is a Los Angeles-based playwright and screenwriter who writes about how fundamentally weird it is to be a human being. His stage plays have appeared at the Actors Theatre of Louisville, the Great Plains Theatre Conference, IAMA Theatre, InkWell Playwright’s Lab, Road Theatre, Red Theatre, Antaeus Theatre, Tete-a-Tete opera festival, and the Samuel French Off Off Broadway Festival (a 2019 winner). He’s been published by Samuel French/Concord Theatricals and been an artist-in-residence at Kimmel Harding Nelson Center for the Arts. His work has also been a semi-finalist at the O’Neill Playwrights Conference, Kitchen Dog New Works Festival, Bay Area Playwrights Conference, and shortlisted for the Neukom Literary Arts Award. His screenwriting has earned prizes from the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation and a spot in the Orchard Project Episodic Lab. He sold his first feature PAST & PRESENTS, a delightfully traditional Christmas rom com, to MarVista Entertainment— which for a gay, Jewish, atheist, critical of consumer capitalism is kind of a hoot.

Scripts

Beloved Dave

by Daniel Hirsch

Synopsis

Dave’s lonely days are finally over: he’s fallen for a lovely young woman named Sophie. The only problem: Sophie may not be a lovely young woman at all. Her real identity could destroy Dave and—given his not-so insignificant job— may have grave repercussions on nothing less than global security and world peace.

Dave’s lonely days are finally over: he’s fallen for a lovely young woman named Sophie. The only problem: Sophie may not be a lovely young woman at all. Her real identity could destroy Dave and—given his not-so insignificant job— may have grave repercussions on nothing less than global security and world peace.

i might delete this later

by Daniel Hirsch

Synopsis

Cat has an unusual request of her family: she’d like all the family photos that feature her to be destroyed. The people in her life really, really do not take this request well.

What follows is a tragicomedy about family and memory, a Sisyphean quest to reject modern media, a debate over representation and expression, and a exploration into the very nature of seeing and being seen.

Cat has an unusual request of her family: she’d like all the family photos that feature her to be destroyed. The people in her life really, really do not take this request well.

What follows is a tragicomedy about family and memory, a Sisyphean quest to reject modern media, a debate over representation and expression, and a exploration into the very nature of seeing and being seen.

Human Resources

by Daniel Hirsch

Synopsis

Kate is having a rough Monday. On top of the fact that she has a new coworker named Alan who won’t shut up, she’s realizing that her job in the User System QA team might be utterly devoid of meaning. Also, she’s probably going to die... As the Mondays accumulate, Kate’s small world is upended when Alan wrangles her into an unexpected friendship. The bond between this pair moves from strained to surprisingly...

Kate is having a rough Monday. On top of the fact that she has a new coworker named Alan who won’t shut up, she’s realizing that her job in the User System QA team might be utterly devoid of meaning. Also, she’s probably going to die... As the Mondays accumulate, Kate’s small world is upended when Alan wrangles her into an unexpected friendship. The bond between this pair moves from strained to surprisingly tender. However, neither can predict how the forces of late-stage, tech-fueled capitalism or one’s impending mortality might muck up their non-romantic, workplace romance.

A small breach in protocol at Big Rick's Rockin' Skydive Academy

by Daniel Hirsch

Synopsis

In the 60 seconds between jumping out of an airplane and deploying their parachutes, when their bodies are plummeting to the earth at a rate of 120 miles-per-hour, four people have much to think about their lives and how those lives will be forever changed when—or, if—they get their feet back on the ground.

In the 60 seconds between jumping out of an airplane and deploying their parachutes, when their bodies are plummeting to the earth at a rate of 120 miles-per-hour, four people have much to think about their lives and how those lives will be forever changed when—or, if—they get their feet back on the ground.

The Sisyphi

by Daniel Hirsch

Synopsis

A committee of concerned citizens brainstorm strategies to get rid of a gigantic boulder that has mysteriously appeared in their town. A scientist suddenly becomes too overwhelmed with the inadequacy of language to talk geology. A woman can’t get out of bed due to distress over the world’s exceedingly grim state of affairs — also, there’s a gigantic, invisible boulder on her chest. And, the mythic hero Sisyphus...

A committee of concerned citizens brainstorm strategies to get rid of a gigantic boulder that has mysteriously appeared in their town. A scientist suddenly becomes too overwhelmed with the inadequacy of language to talk geology. A woman can’t get out of bed due to distress over the world’s exceedingly grim state of affairs — also, there’s a gigantic, invisible boulder on her chest. And, the mythic hero Sisyphus has to roll a boulder up a mountain only to watch it roll back down over and over and over and over again. Through a series of connected, enigmatic vignettes riffing on the myth of Sisyphus, The Sisyphi asks: when faced with your own futility and the unceasing meaningless of the universe, why bother?

Roguish Machine

by Daniel Hirsch

Synopsis

A new technology is poised to make you obsolete. A mysterious folk hero named Ned Ludd has come to town plotting this machine’s destruction. Do you join Ludd, grab a hammer, and swing? Or, do you wait and see how this whole Industrialization thing shakes out? Inspired by the Industrial Revolution’s Luddite Uprisings as well as the politics of our own self-driving Uber age, Roguish Machine tells the story of...

A new technology is poised to make you obsolete. A mysterious folk hero named Ned Ludd has come to town plotting this machine’s destruction. Do you join Ludd, grab a hammer, and swing? Or, do you wait and see how this whole Industrialization thing shakes out? Inspired by the Industrial Revolution’s Luddite Uprisings as well as the politics of our own self-driving Uber age, Roguish Machine tells the story of Charlie and Eliza, two siblings whose fates diverge with the arrival of a newfangled, mechanical invention. Who gets left behind, and who gets unforeseen opportunities, when technology marches inevitably forward? 

Subtenant

by Daniel Hirsch

Synopsis

Rick can’t get into his dead son’s laptop. Sasha can’t get Rick out of her apartment. Together, these two—along with the computer that becomes a ghostly, and rather smug, presence—form an unlikely household. Both wish they better understood the departed roommate and son that brought them together—though Sasha may not be sharing all that she knows about the young man’s last days.

Rick can’t get into his dead son’s laptop. Sasha can’t get Rick out of her apartment. Together, these two—along with the computer that becomes a ghostly, and rather smug, presence—form an unlikely household. Both wish they better understood the departed roommate and son that brought them together—though Sasha may not be sharing all that she knows about the young man’s last days.