Sarah Jae Leiber

Sarah Jae Leiber is a New York-based playwright, screenwriter, dramaturg, and critic writing about and through the lens of pop culture idolatry, Jewishness, and being a weird girl. She is, crucially, from Philadelphia. Her play, PLEASE LAUGH, was a recent semifinalist for the Eugene O'Neill National Playwrights Conference. It received a reading at Pete's Candy Store in the winter of 2023. Other playwriting credits include Grand Theft Tea Leaves (Off-Broadway, Theatre Row), the old jew who begat scrooge, on his deathbed (McCarter Theatre Center), river phoenix fugue (The Tank), The Repair Man (Muhlenberg College Mainstage), speaking strictly for me (Astoria Food Pantry), Freudian Oops (an ill-fated, COVID-cancelled production at Jewish Theatre of Bloomington), Two of Hearts (Pete's Candy...

Sarah Jae Leiber is a New York-based playwright, screenwriter, dramaturg, and critic writing about and through the lens of pop culture idolatry, Jewishness, and being a weird girl. She is, crucially, from Philadelphia. Her play, PLEASE LAUGH, was a recent semifinalist for the Eugene O'Neill National Playwrights Conference. It received a reading at Pete's Candy Store in the winter of 2023. Other playwriting credits include Grand Theft Tea Leaves (Off-Broadway, Theatre Row), the old jew who begat scrooge, on his deathbed (McCarter Theatre Center), river phoenix fugue (The Tank), The Repair Man (Muhlenberg College Mainstage), speaking strictly for me (Astoria Food Pantry), Freudian Oops (an ill-fated, COVID-cancelled production at Jewish Theatre of Bloomington), Two of Hearts (Pete's Candy Store), and i can fix him (upcoming!). Her 30-minute dramedy pilot, Hearts and Bones, was a semifinalist in ScreenCraft's 2021 TV Pilot competition. B.A. in theatre and history from Muhlenberg College.

Scripts

river phoenix fugue

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

A frenetic short in three voices. An act of pop culture idolatry attempting to uncover what exactly made the late, great River Phoenix (1970-1993) so compelling onscreen. A play about weird girls and the troubled boys they need to make sense of themselves. Also, a play about what exactly Jake Gyllenhaal's mom was fantasizing about when she wrote The Most "River Phoenix" River Phoenix Movie, Running On Empty...

A frenetic short in three voices. An act of pop culture idolatry attempting to uncover what exactly made the late, great River Phoenix (1970-1993) so compelling onscreen. A play about weird girls and the troubled boys they need to make sense of themselves. Also, a play about what exactly Jake Gyllenhaal's mom was fantasizing about when she wrote The Most "River Phoenix" River Phoenix Movie, Running On Empty (1988, dir. Sidney Lumet).

"River Phoenix is about a boy who is as emotionally complicated as you, as smart as you, as articulate as you."

two of hearts

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

A romantic comedy in ten minutes about two gambling ladies and the man who won't stop hitting on them at a poker table in Atlantic City.

A romantic comedy in ten minutes about two gambling ladies and the man who won't stop hitting on them at a poker table in Atlantic City.

TAKE MY WIFE!

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

a game show play.

TAKE MY WIFE! is a nightmare you'd have while falling asleep watching the Game Show Network. Two couples answer intimate questions about their marriage and compete to win a prize picked especially for them. Situations escalate into the absurd, words are exchanged, deep secrets are revealed, and someone pulls a gun.

THE 1975 CHEVY SILVERADO WILL CHANGE YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO TRUCKS
THE 1975...

a game show play.

TAKE MY WIFE! is a nightmare you'd have while falling asleep watching the Game Show Network. Two couples answer intimate questions about their marriage and compete to win a prize picked especially for them. Situations escalate into the absurd, words are exchanged, deep secrets are revealed, and someone pulls a gun.

THE 1975 CHEVY SILVERADO WILL CHANGE YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO TRUCKS
THE 1975 CHEVY SILVERADO WILL FULFILL YOUR DEEPEST CAR FANTASIES
THE 1975 CHEVY SILVERADO WILL FIX YOUR MARRIAGE!!!

speaking strictly for me

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

a one-act songfic about folk singers who resemble joan baez and bob dylan

also, a play with music about heartbreak, history, and two people who don't know how to talk about what they did to each other.

a one-act songfic about folk singers who resemble joan baez and bob dylan

also, a play with music about heartbreak, history, and two people who don't know how to talk about what they did to each other.

PLEASE LAUGH

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

Welcome to SOMEONE'S UP LATE!, this universe's answer to THE TONIGHT SHOW or THE LATE LATE SHOW! Anything can happen here — celebrity interviews! Games! Ego trips! Murder! Stand-up comedy!

On the set of a late night comedy show, a team of industry sycophants and major stars manages the emotions and whims of the violent, volatile Host in an absurd peek behind the curtain at the natural consequences of failing...

Welcome to SOMEONE'S UP LATE!, this universe's answer to THE TONIGHT SHOW or THE LATE LATE SHOW! Anything can happen here — celebrity interviews! Games! Ego trips! Murder! Stand-up comedy!

On the set of a late night comedy show, a team of industry sycophants and major stars manages the emotions and whims of the violent, volatile Host in an absurd peek behind the curtain at the natural consequences of failing upwards. PLEASE LAUGH is about power (and who can wield it) and what becomes of the soul of the underdog when they become the top dog. It's also about the power an audience has to shape a narrative.

A semifinalist for the 2024 Eugene O'Neill National Playwrights Conference.

i can fix him

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

Enter the seedy underbelly of an early-2010s Jewish day school and meet mafiosos Freddie, Donna, Sylvia, and Jane — members of an exclusive after school fan club that serves as a front for a successful fan fiction laundering ring. They'll write anything for you, for a price.

i can fix him is about being a fan, being an uncool girl, and navigating befriending your fellow uncool girls.

Enter the seedy underbelly of an early-2010s Jewish day school and meet mafiosos Freddie, Donna, Sylvia, and Jane — members of an exclusive after school fan club that serves as a front for a successful fan fiction laundering ring. They'll write anything for you, for a price.

i can fix him is about being a fan, being an uncool girl, and navigating befriending your fellow uncool girls.

the old jew who begat scrooge, on his deathbed

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

As Jewish banker Ephraim Stein prepares to meet his maker, he's visited by three ghosts — Shylock, Scrooge, and Mrs. Maisel — who've come to warn him about how he'll be remembered to history, immortalized by Dickens.

Written as part of the 2021 McCarter Theatre Center's Paula Vogel Christmas Carol Bake-Off.

As Jewish banker Ephraim Stein prepares to meet his maker, he's visited by three ghosts — Shylock, Scrooge, and Mrs. Maisel — who've come to warn him about how he'll be remembered to history, immortalized by Dickens.

Written as part of the 2021 McCarter Theatre Center's Paula Vogel Christmas Carol Bake-Off.

tom weiner is a sociopath

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

Three Philadelphian teenage girls try to find evidence of the boy who wronged them - he moved away, and he doesn't exist on Facebook. In Boston, the boy who wronged them sits. Prepares. Plans. This play is about connection, growing up online, and how we make friends.

Three Philadelphian teenage girls try to find evidence of the boy who wronged them - he moved away, and he doesn't exist on Facebook. In Boston, the boy who wronged them sits. Prepares. Plans. This play is about connection, growing up online, and how we make friends.

The Repair Man

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

The Repair Man centers around a young, depressed, Jewish woman named Nick who is visited on Yom Kippur by a Golem masquerading as a dishwasher repairman. Hilarity and a hard conversation ensues.

The Repair Man centers around a young, depressed, Jewish woman named Nick who is visited on Yom Kippur by a Golem masquerading as a dishwasher repairman. Hilarity and a hard conversation ensues.

Tingle (or, The Cold Sore Play)

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

Teddy and Olivia just finished a really good first date. Will they kiss or not? Depends on whether or not Teddy is ready to commit to the Herpes Simplex Virus.

Teddy and Olivia just finished a really good first date. Will they kiss or not? Depends on whether or not Teddy is ready to commit to the Herpes Simplex Virus.

Freudian Oops

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

Freudian Oops is a Jewish family dramedy about grief, French onion soup, and cold sores. Kara recently lost her dad, and it turns out her mom has been accidentally dating her psychiatrist. Family therapy gets more personal than ever.

Freudian Oops is a Jewish family dramedy about grief, French onion soup, and cold sores. Kara recently lost her dad, and it turns out her mom has been accidentally dating her psychiatrist. Family therapy gets more personal than ever.

Grand Theft Tea Leaves

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

While reviewing a symphony for work, Sal gets a call from the police—their ex-girlfriend, Kerry, has been arrested for the attempted theft of Revolutionary-era tea leaves from the local university museum.

While reviewing a symphony for work, Sal gets a call from the police—their ex-girlfriend, Kerry, has been arrested for the attempted theft of Revolutionary-era tea leaves from the local university museum.

just jelly beans

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

a monologue.

a woman shares a dream about 9 stillborn jelly beans.

a monologue.

a woman shares a dream about 9 stillborn jelly beans.

The Dogfather

by Sarah Jae Leiber

Synopsis

A dog makes his owners an offer they can't refuse.

A dog makes his owners an offer they can't refuse.