Christian St. Croix

Christian St. Croix

The San Diego Union-Tribune has dubbed Christian St. Croix, “one of the nation’s fastest-rising playwrights, thanks to his ability to write multidimensional characters with wry humor and truth, as well as unique stories told from his perspective as a queer Black writer.” His plays include the sibling motel fantasy drama (and 2022 O'Neill Finalist), WE ARE THE FORGOTTEN BEASTS, 90s teen soap satire, ZACH,...
The San Diego Union-Tribune has dubbed Christian St. Croix, “one of the nation’s fastest-rising playwrights, thanks to his ability to write multidimensional characters with wry humor and truth, as well as unique stories told from his perspective as a queer Black writer.” His plays include the sibling motel fantasy drama (and 2022 O'Neill Finalist), WE ARE THE FORGOTTEN BEASTS, 90s teen soap satire, ZACH, and the award-winning father-son fable, MONSTERS OF THE AMERICAN CINEMA.

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Plays

  • Monsters of the American Cinema
    When his husband dies, Remy Washington, a Black man, finds himself both the owner of a drive-in movie theater and a caregiver to his late husband’s straight, white teenage son, Pup. United by their love of classic American monster movies, the two have developed a warm and caring familial chemistry – but their relationship fractures when Remy discovers Pup and his friends have been bullying a gay teen at his...
    When his husband dies, Remy Washington, a Black man, finds himself both the owner of a drive-in movie theater and a caregiver to his late husband’s straight, white teenage son, Pup. United by their love of classic American monster movies, the two have developed a warm and caring familial chemistry – but their relationship fractures when Remy discovers Pup and his friends have been bullying a gay teen at his school. Told through dueting monologue and playful dialogue, "Monsters of the American Cinema" is a haunting and humorous tale about fathers and sons, ghosts and monsters.

    CURRENT DRAFT: The Teenagers Draft - 4-5-24

    *Currently running at Rogue Machine Theatre, Los Angeles, CA, thru May 19, 2024*

    UPCOMING PRODUCTIONS:
    Buffalo United Artists, Buffalo, NY, 2024
    Pandora Productions, Louisville, KY, 2024
    Storefront Theatre of Indianapolis, IN, 2024
  • We Are the Forgotten Beasts
    On a scorching summer evening at a Riverside, California motel, Archie, a gay Black man reaching the ends of several ropes, upends his life (yet again) to save his stepbrother, Nick, from the rock bottom of a cross-county bender. As the heat rises and painful memories of their shared pasts begins to surface, the brothers rediscover an imaginary world they’d created together as children. "We Are the...
    On a scorching summer evening at a Riverside, California motel, Archie, a gay Black man reaching the ends of several ropes, upends his life (yet again) to save his stepbrother, Nick, from the rock bottom of a cross-county bender. As the heat rises and painful memories of their shared pasts begins to surface, the brothers rediscover an imaginary world they’d created together as children. "We Are the Forgotten Beasts" is an epic slice-of-life story about fathers and brothers, childhood and the imagination.

    Finalist, National Playwrights Conference, Eugene O'Neill Theater Center

    *Currently undergoing a major revision -- stay tuned*

    *Formerly titled, "The Forgotten Beasts"*
  • ZACH
    A satirical comedy that lovingly skewers the popular tropes of the 90s teen sitcom, "ZACH" introduces us to the lives and loves of two teens of color at an affluent, majority-white Southern Californian high school. P.J., a lovesick surfer boy, and Gina, a budding fashionista, are overjoyed when they're invited into the inner circle of Zach, the white, charismatic, prank-happy new kid at school....
    A satirical comedy that lovingly skewers the popular tropes of the 90s teen sitcom, "ZACH" introduces us to the lives and loves of two teens of color at an affluent, majority-white Southern Californian high school. P.J., a lovesick surfer boy, and Gina, a budding fashionista, are overjoyed when they're invited into the inner circle of Zach, the white, charismatic, prank-happy new kid at school. But when Zach plans a prank that goes too far, P.J. and Gina must race to stop him before it's too late - and along the way, learn to see their peers, and themselves, with fresh eyes.

    CURRENT DRAFT: The Best Friend Draft - 10-19-23
  • Princes
    In this twist on our most beloved fairy tales, four actors in street clothes use hand puppets, Zippo lighters, plastic Halloween masks and steel folding chairs to tell the lost story of Prince Charming.

    Prince Charm has a magical gift: he can break curses with his kiss. He’s the go-to royal for lifting sleeping spells on helpless maidens. When Charm dreams of his own magical kiss, however...it...
    In this twist on our most beloved fairy tales, four actors in street clothes use hand puppets, Zippo lighters, plastic Halloween masks and steel folding chairs to tell the lost story of Prince Charming.

    Prince Charm has a magical gift: he can break curses with his kiss. He’s the go-to royal for lifting sleeping spells on helpless maidens. When Charm dreams of his own magical kiss, however...it's not from a maiden.

    While crossing an enchanted forest to attend a ball in a neighboring kingdom, Charm and his faithful pet cricket rescue a handsome, red-hooded rogue from the jaws of a vengeful wolf. As the trio journey through the rest of the forest together, an adventure ensues, new friends are made and a secret is revealed.
  • We Lovers
    ONE ACT. On a late summer’s evening in a wildly lush clearing in the middle of the woods, four small-town neighbors gather to tell their best, most fantastical love stories. In the tales they tell, an angel falls in love, a woman searches a desert party full of monsters for her ghost boyfriend, an 80s slasher flick final girl makes the ultimate sacrifice, and small town lovers race to escape a falling sky. We...
    ONE ACT. On a late summer’s evening in a wildly lush clearing in the middle of the woods, four small-town neighbors gather to tell their best, most fantastical love stories. In the tales they tell, an angel falls in love, a woman searches a desert party full of monsters for her ghost boyfriend, an 80s slasher flick final girl makes the ultimate sacrifice, and small town lovers race to escape a falling sky. We Lovers is a blisteringly beautiful one-act play about cinematic love tales and the way they can bring the most unlikely of people together.

    LATEST DRAFT: 10-30-23
  • Normal Heights
    AWARD, Critic's Pick, San Diego International Fringe Festival, 2023
    PRODUCTION, Loud Fridge Theatre Group, San Diego, CA, 2023

    ONE ACT. Simple homes. Quiet streets. An ice cream shop. A record shop. A coffee shop. The faces are friendly. The schools are clean. A nice little neighborhood. But don't look too closely. Things are not what they seem. Beneath the neon blue lighted...
    AWARD, Critic's Pick, San Diego International Fringe Festival, 2023
    PRODUCTION, Loud Fridge Theatre Group, San Diego, CA, 2023

    ONE ACT. Simple homes. Quiet streets. An ice cream shop. A record shop. A coffee shop. The faces are friendly. The schools are clean. A nice little neighborhood. But don't look too closely. Things are not what they seem. Beneath the neon blue lighted neighborhood sign on the intersection of Adams Avenue and Felton Street, a welcoming committee gathers in the middle of the night to tell bizarre stories of sci-fi, fantasy and horror, all set in the historical San Diego, California neighborhood of Normal Heights.

    Current Draft: The Mars Draft - 3/10/23
  • The Pros and Cons of Feeding Stray Cats
    ONE ACT. When Quincy is assigned to work with Victor in a weekend program for teenagers who have been arrested for drug related crimes, a friendship is the last thing she sees with him. The pair soon discover two stray cats in need of food, and Quincy finds that she and Victor may work well together after all. "The Pros and Cons of Feeding Stray Cats" is a humorous and heartbreaking tale about...
    ONE ACT. When Quincy is assigned to work with Victor in a weekend program for teenagers who have been arrested for drug related crimes, a friendship is the last thing she sees with him. The pair soon discover two stray cats in need of food, and Quincy finds that she and Victor may work well together after all. "The Pros and Cons of Feeding Stray Cats" is a humorous and heartbreaking tale about friendship, choices and cats.

    Note: This is a play for teen audiences meant to fit within a class period or school assembly, but all theatres are welcome to take it on.
  • The Oakland Society of Supernatural Beings
    ONE ACT/SITE SPECIFIC. When a child witch performs magic in public, the safety and secrecy of all supernatural beings in the city of Oakland, California is threatened. Pearl, leader of the ghosts, calls an assembly of The Oakland Society of Supernatural Beings to request that the child’s powers be removed. Kyle, the stubborn and powerful leader of witches, refuses to perform the act. Providing the final votes...
    ONE ACT/SITE SPECIFIC. When a child witch performs magic in public, the safety and secrecy of all supernatural beings in the city of Oakland, California is threatened. Pearl, leader of the ghosts, calls an assembly of The Oakland Society of Supernatural Beings to request that the child’s powers be removed. Kyle, the stubborn and powerful leader of witches, refuses to perform the act. Providing the final votes are Anthony, Kyle's ex and werewolf pack leader, and Nico, a teenaged skateboarder and the leader of the vampires. With the lives of the city’s supernatural beings at stake, what will the four decide?

    [You have the playwright’s permission to change “Oakland” to a city or neighborhood of the producers’ choice, both in the title and script. "The Sacramento Society of Supernatural Beings", "The Nashville Society of Supernatural Beings", "The Las Vegas Society of Supernatural Beings", etc.]

    LATEST DRAFT: 10/25/21

    *adapted and expanded from an earlier Zoom-only version
  • You've Reached Justin
    10 MINUTE. Daniel only planned for a night out of clubbing with his best friend and crush, Justin. But before they can meet, monsters fall from the sky and begin attacking the city. When Justin won't answer his phone, Daniel starts out through the carnage and chaos to rescue him, leaving voicemails along the way. "You've Reached Justin" blends sci-fi and horror with romance to deliver a...
    10 MINUTE. Daniel only planned for a night out of clubbing with his best friend and crush, Justin. But before they can meet, monsters fall from the sky and begin attacking the city. When Justin won't answer his phone, Daniel starts out through the carnage and chaos to rescue him, leaving voicemails along the way. "You've Reached Justin" blends sci-fi and horror with romance to deliver a heart pounding short about the complexities of crushes and monsters.

    Published by Stage Partners as part of the short play collection, "Ten(ish): Horror." It can be read for free if you register with the site.
  • Tiana
    10 MINUTE. At a dining table in Disneyland, a formerly incarcerated woman tries to connect with her estranged teenage son over pizza, Street Fighter II and Princess Tiana.
  • Keoni
    10 MINUTE. You lead us through a series of micro-vignettes starring your man-child boyfriend, Keoni. Keoni dreams of Jay-Z riding the back of a manatee. Keoni won't throw his socks away, even though one has a hole on the toe of it. Keoni’s detector app spots a ghost right next to you. Keoni told your mother you were adopting twins. Keoni tests your patience, but you love him.
  • Darth & Luke
    10 MINUTE. Darwin and Lucas, brothers and b-boys, were on the rise to early 2000s fame as dance duo, Darth and Luke. But when Darwin came out of the closet on live television, it put an end both to their dreams of stardom and their relationship. Years later, Lucas makes an unexpected visit to the Los Angeles pizza shop Darwin runs with his husband, Yona, offering a proposal and hiding a secret.
  • You're Working the Checkout at Albertsons
    “ ...pitched somewhere between 'Welcome to Night Vale' and Tennessee Williams... ” - The Daily Princetonian

    10 MINUTE. A grocery store clerk leads you through a series of touching and hilarious second-person vignettes. The hot guy who works across the street buys a can of AriZona Iced Tea and a pack of Juicy Fruit. A customer drops her bottle of Barefoot Chardonnay. The hot girl who...
    “ ...pitched somewhere between 'Welcome to Night Vale' and Tennessee Williams... ” - The Daily Princetonian

    10 MINUTE. A grocery store clerk leads you through a series of touching and hilarious second-person vignettes. The hot guy who works across the street buys a can of AriZona Iced Tea and a pack of Juicy Fruit. A customer drops her bottle of Barefoot Chardonnay. The hot girl who works across the street buys a bottle of Diet Pepsi. Your co-worker adopts an alien. You slip into a parallel universe where everyone has the head of a tabby cat. You're very lonely and you just want to be touched.

    *You have the playwright's permission to change “Albertsons”--in both the title and the script--to any recognizable supermarket chain in the region it's performed. “You're Working the Checkout at Foodtown”, “You're Working the Checkout at the Piggly Wiggly”, You're Working the Checkout at Fairway”, “ You're Working the Checkout at SpartanNash”, etc.
  • And All the Birds Loved Her (audio/radio play)
    AUDIO/RADIO PLAY. Mia, a trans teenager and aspiring makeup artist, has talked her single father, John, into letting her practice her skills on his face. Mia's mother has taken a temporary nursing job in the Philippines and Mia’s been sent to live with him until she returns. When John learns that his resentful daughter’s been avoiding her mother's phone calls, he asks Mia to join him in revisiting a...
    AUDIO/RADIO PLAY. Mia, a trans teenager and aspiring makeup artist, has talked her single father, John, into letting her practice her skills on his face. Mia's mother has taken a temporary nursing job in the Philippines and Mia’s been sent to live with him until she returns. When John learns that his resentful daughter’s been avoiding her mother's phone calls, he asks Mia to join him in revisiting a fairy tale he used to tell her when she was a child. As she does, memories from the past are revealed and an apology is made. "And All the Birds Loved Her" is a bittersweet drama about fathers and daughters, fairy tales and forgiveness.
  • Follow the Fireflies (monologue)
    MONOLOGUE. In this enchanting short, a troubled new friend welcomes us to The Grove, a place of wonder and rest for the souls of murdered Black people. When you’re ready, you just follow the fireflies out. Look. Ain’t they something?
  • Cold Foam (monologue)
    MONOLOGUE. Sarah Cooper, a white woman, loves sweetened cold foam on her coffee, voted for Hilary Clinton and just called the police on a Black man inside of a Starbucks.
  • Brev (monologue)
    MONOLOGUE. Following an alien invasion, a starry-eyed member of the rebellion tells us all about their hot, new alien boyfriend as they prepare to storm the mothership.
  • Four Things I Never Ask About (monologue)
    MONOLOGUE. There are four things your lover will never ask about as you shelter together during a zombie apocalypse. This is no longer a world for lovers.
  • Duffel Bag (monologue)
    MONOLOGUE. You’re having a memory of your best friend, Brian. You were both in the locker room, you’d just finished playing basketball and he was reaching into his duffel bag...for what? Brian coaches as you try to remember.

    “Duffel Bag” is a touching and humorous monologue about memories and what to hold onto when the details start to fade.