Hurry Hurry: Twelve Dramatic and Comedic Sketches by Philip Vassallo
Issues of art, pop culture, creating, travel, theology, betrayal, loyalty, loneliness, and friendship collide in this 12-sketch, 30-role production of 6 comedies and 6 dramas. Actors looking for diverse tour de force challenges can each play up to 6 roles, or the production can include up to 30 actors with any number in between. Each scene change requires no more than 1 minute preparation time.
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Issues of art, pop culture, creating, travel, theology, betrayal, loyalty, loneliness, and friendship collide in this 12-sketch, 30-role production of 6 comedies and 6 dramas. Actors looking for diverse tour de force challenges can each play up to 6 roles, or the production can include up to 30 actors with any number in between. Each scene change requires no more than 1 minute preparation time.
NOTE: These 12 plays can be staged individually, partially, or collectively, and in any order that the production company deems appropriate.
(Running Time: 120 minutes)
ACT ONE (48 minutes)
1. The American Film Institute’s Top Ten Movie Quotes (In No Particular Order) – Lovers in a car cite the AFI’s top ten movie quotes as the situation dictates. (2 minutes, comedy)
2. The Legacy Poems – A renowned poet finds himself defending his work and his worldview as he meets a new editor and the publisher he thought he knew about his latest manuscript. (17 minutes, drama)
3. Take Me to the Darkest Light – A blind man confronts an anxious young working woman on a train platform, willing to pay her for light. (3 minutes, drama)
4. The Head’s Up – A tourist in a European cafe is on a long distance call with his wife in the USA as he endlessly awaits service and encounters the futility of visiting 27 European Union countries in an 80-day whirlwind tour. (6 minutes, drama)
5. Waiting – Two desperate people, a woman about to give birth and a man at a supermarket checkout counter, can use the same language. (3 minutes, comedy)
6. The Meaning of the Blues – Emily Dickinson, Duke Ellington, and Frida Kahlo meet for a walk through the Hermitage, Rijksmuseum, Louvre, Apostolic Palace, Prado, National Gallery, and Metropolitan Museum of Art as they share their art, philosophy, and affection. (12 minutes, drama)
ACT TWO (52 minutes)
7. The Five Stages of Grief – Whether it’s a couple breaking up their relationship or a boss terminating an employee, the five stages of grief will surely surface. (3 minutes, comedy)
8. Who, What, Where, When, Why, How – An artist silently sketches a grieving jogger near Ground Zero as he recalls his feelings of September 11, 2001, precisely seven years before. (6 minutes, drama)
9. This Is Your Life – A female and her subconscious age from 6 to 66 as the history American sitcoms unfold. (16 minutes, comedy)
10. Hooked Up – Two strangers in the waiting room of a doctor’s office become bitter enemies until they realize they were high school friends 11 years earlier. (7 minutes, comedy)
11. What If I Said – A veteran now employed by Homeland Security grapples with guilt, anger, and despair as his conscience alternately warns and mocks him about impeding security threats. (10 minutes, drama)
12. Writer’s Blockhead – The creative right brain and analytical left brain of a writer spar, frustrating her as she tries to complete a story. (5 minutes, comedy)