Scott Glander

I am an organic writer, though I don’t know if I can tell you what that means. I too am unproduced, I can tell what that means. I am in my 60s now and have been writing plays for over thirty years. Life and playwriting will lead you where they will and it isn’t always where you want or expect to go, yet experience has shown and taught me I’ve needed to go there and so I have. There is an energy in a work of art. When I springboard from another work of art, which I often do, I’m looking to tap into the energy from the original work and hopefully transform it into something new, vital and vibrant. I write plays because I’m a playwright. It isn’t what I do it’s who I am and I know I won’t fully understand who I am unless I write plays.

I too am a balance person. Life at times seems to be one...

I am an organic writer, though I don’t know if I can tell you what that means. I too am unproduced, I can tell what that means. I am in my 60s now and have been writing plays for over thirty years. Life and playwriting will lead you where they will and it isn’t always where you want or expect to go, yet experience has shown and taught me I’ve needed to go there and so I have. There is an energy in a work of art. When I springboard from another work of art, which I often do, I’m looking to tap into the energy from the original work and hopefully transform it into something new, vital and vibrant. I write plays because I’m a playwright. It isn’t what I do it’s who I am and I know I won’t fully understand who I am unless I write plays.

I too am a balance person. Life at times seems to be one paradox after another and the same is true with writing plays. Birth and death are two sides of the same coin. It is our particular life that joins these two sides of this coin together and completes it. Many people see the Dionysian (inspiration and the accompanying energy) and Apollonian (form and structure) perspectives within creativity as being opposites, but as a playwright I understand they are likewise two necessary and complementing sides of the same coin and need to brought together to make a unified whole (with a tip of the hat to F. David Peat, in THE BLACKWINGED NIGHT). Therefore my job as a playwright is to serve the play: to guide, encourage, respect and protect it. Life has taught me trust is a two-way relationship. Trust takes time to grow and evolve, but trust gained in this manner is trust earned. I need to trust my plays, if I want my plays to trust me. As a human being and as a playwright I live every day within the uncertainty of the creative process. Plays are wrought not written, at least my plays are. There never has been a normal straight line on my pathway through life. We may be told a straight line is the shortest distance between two points, but life and playwriting are more indirect and chaotic because this is how people and society are.

My original plays include SHAKESPEARE RESTORED, about two 18th century editors of Shakespeare, and ICE CREAM AND DISBELIEF, a collection of short plays gathered from my first thirty years of writing plays. My adaptations include SIX LESSONS, from Richard Boleslavsky’s ACTING: THE FIRST SIX LESSONS, an overlooked acting text/misunderstood play by many (academics and others) within the industry, and BALDERDASH AND BANALYSIS, or BANDY ABOUT THE BARD, a collection of spoofs of Shakespeare’s plays. I am a member of the Dramatists Guild.

Scripts

Shakespeare Restored

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

Alexander Pope and Lewis Theobald square off over how best to save Shakespeare's scripts. The scripts had become difficult to understand due to old printing techniques and changes in the language. In the meanwhile, Shakespeare's Richard II and Henry Bolingbroke struggle to see who will become King of England and Sophocles' Electra drops by as she awaits the return of her brother, Orestes.

Alexander Pope and Lewis Theobald square off over how best to save Shakespeare's scripts. The scripts had become difficult to understand due to old printing techniques and changes in the language. In the meanwhile, Shakespeare's Richard II and Henry Bolingbroke struggle to see who will become King of England and Sophocles' Electra drops by as she awaits the return of her brother, Orestes.

Six Lessons

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

A look inside the Stanislavski system from the first person to introduce the system to American actors. Adapted from Richard Boleslavsky's ACTING: THE FIRST SIX LESSONS, follow an acting student on her journey from an inexperienced amateur to a confident professional. A classic acting text brought to life.

Note to Educators:
ACTING: THE FIRST SIX LESSONS is one of the preeminent acting texts of the 20th...

A look inside the Stanislavski system from the first person to introduce the system to American actors. Adapted from Richard Boleslavsky's ACTING: THE FIRST SIX LESSONS, follow an acting student on her journey from an inexperienced amateur to a confident professional. A classic acting text brought to life.

Note to Educators:
ACTING: THE FIRST SIX LESSONS is one of the preeminent acting texts of the 20th Century. Because my adaptation is a play it is a powerful tool to teach acting. Your students will not read this play—they will memorize these monologues, these scenes and these lessons. They will memorize the information they will use throughout their theatre lives. In the same spirit as ACTING: THE FIRST SIX LESSONS, my adaptation is meant to offer young actors and directors a door through which to begin their journeys as theatre artists.

Balderdash and Banalysis, or Bandy About the Bard

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

A collection of one-act spoofs of Shakespeare. Each spoof has a movie tie-in. The first collection includes spoofs of Macbeth, (The Great McGinty), All's Well That Ends Well (It Happens Every Spring), Henry VIII (A Place in the Sun), Julius Caesar (Psycho), The Tempest (Going My Way), The Two Gentlemen of Verona (Road to Singapore) and Cymbeline (The Big Sleep). Hold on tight—they move fast. Have fun with them...

A collection of one-act spoofs of Shakespeare. Each spoof has a movie tie-in. The first collection includes spoofs of Macbeth, (The Great McGinty), All's Well That Ends Well (It Happens Every Spring), Henry VIII (A Place in the Sun), Julius Caesar (Psycho), The Tempest (Going My Way), The Two Gentlemen of Verona (Road to Singapore) and Cymbeline (The Big Sleep). Hold on tight—they move fast. Have fun with them. Minimal sets. Minimal costumes. Casting is very flexible. Great for colleges.

Balderdash and Banalysis II, or Bandy Again the Bard

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

This second collection of one-act spoofs includes The Merchant of Venice (The Ox-Bow Incident), Comedy of Errors (Pardon my Sarong), Timon of Athens (Mr Deeds Goes to Town), Richard III (Night of the Hunter), As You Like It (Some Like it Hot), Troilus and Cressisa (Wuthering Heights) and King Lear (Citizen Kane).

This second collection of one-act spoofs includes The Merchant of Venice (The Ox-Bow Incident), Comedy of Errors (Pardon my Sarong), Timon of Athens (Mr Deeds Goes to Town), Richard III (Night of the Hunter), As You Like It (Some Like it Hot), Troilus and Cressisa (Wuthering Heights) and King Lear (Citizen Kane).

Balderdash and Banalysis III, or Bandy Amid the Bard

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

This third collection of one-act spoofs includes Measure for Measure (The Ghost and Mrs Muir), The Merry Wives of Windsor (Christmas in July), Coriolanus (Gentleman Jim), Much Ado About Nothing (Bringing Up Baby), Henry V (High Noon), Parts 1, 2 & 3 of Henry VI (Each Dawn I Die/Little Caesar/The Roaring Twenties) and Othello (The Three Faces of Eve).

This third collection of one-act spoofs includes Measure for Measure (The Ghost and Mrs Muir), The Merry Wives of Windsor (Christmas in July), Coriolanus (Gentleman Jim), Much Ado About Nothing (Bringing Up Baby), Henry V (High Noon), Parts 1, 2 & 3 of Henry VI (Each Dawn I Die/Little Caesar/The Roaring Twenties) and Othello (The Three Faces of Eve).

Balderdash and Banalysis IV, or Bandy Across the Bard

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

This fourth collection of one-act spoofs includes Romeo and Juliet (From Here to Eternity), King John (The Last Hurrah), A Winter’s Tale (Mr Skeffington), A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Andy Hardy’s Double Life), Anthony and Cleopatra (Bonnie and Clyde), Love’s Labour’s Lost (Ball of Fire) and Part 1 of Henry IV (Rebel Without a Cause).

This fourth collection of one-act spoofs includes Romeo and Juliet (From Here to Eternity), King John (The Last Hurrah), A Winter’s Tale (Mr Skeffington), A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Andy Hardy’s Double Life), Anthony and Cleopatra (Bonnie and Clyde), Love’s Labour’s Lost (Ball of Fire) and Part 1 of Henry IV (Rebel Without a Cause).

Balderdash and Banalysis V, or Bandy Adieu the Bard

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

The fifth and final collection of spoofs includes Richard II (The Westerner), Titus Andronicus (Pitfall), Part 2 of Henry IV (Love Story), Twelfth Night (The Fortune Cookie), Pericles (Mr Smith Goes to Washington), Taming of the Shrew (The Lady Eve) and Hamlet (The original Star Wars trilogy).

The fifth and final collection of spoofs includes Richard II (The Westerner), Titus Andronicus (Pitfall), Part 2 of Henry IV (Love Story), Twelfth Night (The Fortune Cookie), Pericles (Mr Smith Goes to Washington), Taming of the Shrew (The Lady Eve) and Hamlet (The original Star Wars trilogy).

Wants, Wishes and Persuasions

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

A typical spring day at home talking about the neighbors, baseball, prom and the trade deficit.

A typical spring day at home talking about the neighbors, baseball, prom and the trade deficit.

Ice Cream and Disbelief

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

This play offers a selection of my rejected and/or neglected short plays. These plays span the first thirty years of my playwriting experience and offer a look at my journey as a playwright. They range from early attempts at writing a play to experienced explorations. There is a unique cohesiveness with these plays, which I wasn’t aware of until I gathered them together. There are fourteen plays in all....

This play offers a selection of my rejected and/or neglected short plays. These plays span the first thirty years of my playwriting experience and offer a look at my journey as a playwright. They range from early attempts at writing a play to experienced explorations. There is a unique cohesiveness with these plays, which I wasn’t aware of until I gathered them together. There are fourteen plays in all.

First Act:

Pop Goes the Question
Growing Things
Legacy
Happy Hour
The Cause of This
Of Hawks and Hounds
Re-Maid
A Strike of the Match

Second Act:

thE noT sO greaT societY
Picture Me
But Not Before
Not Yet Death
A Farce or a Tragedy
Sound-Bite Idiots

But You Have Eyes

by Scott Glander

Synopsis

A contestant stumbles into an absurdist version of the Bozo bucket-game and learns a bit about life.

A contestant stumbles into an absurdist version of the Bozo bucket-game and learns a bit about life.