Monte D. Monteleagre

It is the dead of winter and an old man shares the story of the three ghosts who come to accept him into the dream after his life of hoarding land and money.

Two actors and their friend put on a show for the express purpose of making as much money off the rich theater goers as they can. All they need is ten minutes, the billing address on some credit cards, a place no one can use their phones, and their trusty friend Jacob.

Five identical men sit at five identical desks, silently scrutinizing the others while bemoaning their own choice to turn their backs on the Moon.

A middle-age man and a young girl are together at a diner booth. A short scene between them changes, mutates, and fractures revealing a dark destiny waiting for them.

Diner Booth Fracture takes place in 30 short scenes.

John is a politician with a disease who needs help fast. He's sent to Ally, a cybernetic surgeon working in secret. Something like a friendship forms between them while John pursues his political ambition and Ally continues her cybernetic research.

Highly Entropic Beings is a collaboration between me, two of my good friends, and random chance under the name Professor Dank. It is written to be impossible to produce. It requires you to break the law. There are technically musical numbers.

THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN'S SHOW.

The Puppeteer and his two sock puppet friends, Calvin and Sir Flops-A-Lot, have teamed up to put on a family friendly play to educated children on the dangers of falling for a check scam. Except Sir Flops-A-Lot doesn't know his lines. And the puppets aren't getting paid. And the puppeteer might have turned their box shelter into this stage. Whatever happens, this is not going to be a show appropriate for children.

How Not to Fall for a Scam is a one-person play-that-goes-wrong. It uses the backdrop of children's theatre and undercuts it with two horny puppets, only one of whom actually wants to be there.

It’s All Red, Like A Metaphor or Something! is a play about the ecstasy of self-destruction and
the decadent sweetness of the color red. It contains either ten or twelve vignettes depending on
what you consider a scene and what you feel like doing. There are 38 or more characters. A lot of them are skeletons.

It is a lot of fun and also very good

I love you,
Monte

What's the worst job you've ever had? For Author Monte D. Monteleagre (23, M, real person), it was the summer he spent slaving away in a grocery store in Portland, cutting meat and writing this play where Monte (20, GN, character) and his main man Mr. Bone Can (ageless, GN, talking trash can) cut meat and try to navigate layers of management, competent and incompetent co-workers, and their place in the world.

Midwestern Gothic: A Triptych is an exploration of theme, setting, and genre across three short plays set in the middle of the country. The three acts are titled Birth, Life, and Death.

Birth follows a farmer's wife who is left at home when a confident salesman shows up with a promise.

Life follows a daughter running away a moment too late.

Death follows three young girls playing out their families secret drama while planning their own escapes.

Minty T. Mintyleagre, who is not a stand-in for the author, takes the lead in three adventures facing off against ancient and powerful forces beyond his control like sandcastles, taxes, and things that call themselves Gods. Joined by friends and family who are not stand-ins for real people, Minty solves all the problems on his own intentionally and without any help what-so-ever.

Minty T. Mintyleagre's Tales of Woah is a collection of three one-acts starring Minty.

Three down-on-their-luck scoundrels gather around a comfortable chair to tell the stories of when they threw themselves over the cliff.

Max, who was in the right place his whole life, gets stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time when he's dragged to the Porno Basement by the dynamic duo of freelance torturers Bill and Suz. They're not alone down there, this place is occupied by the Guardians, a collective of seven queer pornstars that want to help guide Max to his untimely end. All plans are put on hold when two mercenaries get hired to tie up some loose ends and set their sights on the Porno Basement.

A long time ago, the Person made a promise. That's what brought them to this cabin. Now they're trapped here for the winter, alone aside from the ghosts of their recent past and their inner demons. How much longer until the river thaws?