Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta is a four‐time Emmy recipient for his work on THE SIMPSONS (as Homer, Krusty, Grandpa, and others), where he is also Consulting Producer and Writer (the WGA Award Nominated episode “Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore”). He also starred and wrote for THE TRACEY ULLMAN SHOW. He performed his one-man show WHERE DID VINCENT VAN GOGH? in LA, NEW YORK, CHICAGO, at THE EDINBURGH THEATRE FESTIVAL, and ASPEN HBO COMEDY FESTIVAL. He wrote FOR PIANO AND HARPO (Garry Marshall’s Falcon Theater), also starring as the acerbic Oscar Levant. Other plays: BINKY PETUNIA, FOOD COURT, THE SONS OF MOTHERS, A PURPLE DAWN (Geneva College, Northwestern College Orange City, Iowa).

Writing with Deb Lacusta, their play THE BANANA TREE, was developed at Telluride Playwrights Festival, Adirondack Theater...

Dan Castellaneta is a four‐time Emmy recipient for his work on THE SIMPSONS (as Homer, Krusty, Grandpa, and others), where he is also Consulting Producer and Writer (the WGA Award Nominated episode “Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore”). He also starred and wrote for THE TRACEY ULLMAN SHOW. He performed his one-man show WHERE DID VINCENT VAN GOGH? in LA, NEW YORK, CHICAGO, at THE EDINBURGH THEATRE FESTIVAL, and ASPEN HBO COMEDY FESTIVAL. He wrote FOR PIANO AND HARPO (Garry Marshall’s Falcon Theater), also starring as the acerbic Oscar Levant. Other plays: BINKY PETUNIA, FOOD COURT, THE SONS OF MOTHERS, A PURPLE DAWN (Geneva College, Northwestern College Orange City, Iowa).

Writing with Deb Lacusta, their play THE BANANA TREE, was developed at Telluride Playwrights Festival, Adirondack Theater Festival, and Bloomington Playwrights Project. His musical, EMPIRE BURLESQUE (with Lacusta and composer Laura Hall) was a Disney/ASCAP Musical Workshop selection, hosted by Stephen Schwartz; Broad Theater/Edye Stage workshop. Other collaborations: EARTHERS, FORTUNES, FRANKENSTEIN’S DAUGHTER, and the short play, SHOCK AND AWW (City Theatre Summer Shorts, Dramatists Play Service “Outstanding Short Plays, Volume 4.”)

Together, they founded the improv scenario group INSTANT THEATER in Chicago, where they wrote, directed and performed comedic one‐act plays. And in Los Angeles, they founded IMMEDIATE THEATER and the IMPROV CO-OP, a lab for creating theater works via improvisation.

A member of THE SECOND CITY in Chicago, Dan has starred in plays on the New York, Los Angeles, and London stages, as well as in numerous television shows and feature films.

Scripts

Plato's Cave

by Dan Castellaneta

Synopsis

Dale Talbot is unable to keep up with his alimony payments. He meets Jack Fisher who is willing to get Dale off the hook by marrying his wife, Edith. Unfortunately, Jack moves in with Edith and not only has no intention of getting married, but continues to live off both Dale's and Edith's finances. With the help of his brother, Archie, they try to find way to get rid of Jack Fisher. In a surprising twist they...

Dale Talbot is unable to keep up with his alimony payments. He meets Jack Fisher who is willing to get Dale off the hook by marrying his wife, Edith. Unfortunately, Jack moves in with Edith and not only has no intention of getting married, but continues to live off both Dale's and Edith's finances. With the help of his brother, Archie, they try to find way to get rid of Jack Fisher. In a surprising twist they finally do, but Dale is forced to come to terms with issues about himself that he's denied all along.

THE REVERSED NOËL

by Dan Castellaneta

Synopsis

Comic book artist and author, Leon Donder and his father, Nick Donder, do not see eye to eye, especially when it comes to Christmas. In fact, that’s the day Leon was thrown out of his childhood home. But a divorce, writer’s block, and no money forces Leon to leave New York, and move back in with his parents. Worse, it all happens during the weeks leading up to Christmas. While working to get back on his feet...

Comic book artist and author, Leon Donder and his father, Nick Donder, do not see eye to eye, especially when it comes to Christmas. In fact, that’s the day Leon was thrown out of his childhood home. But a divorce, writer’s block, and no money forces Leon to leave New York, and move back in with his parents. Worse, it all happens during the weeks leading up to Christmas. While working to get back on his feet, Leon tries to win the affections of the town librarian, and overcome his problems with his father and Christmas.

WHISPERING PINES

by Dan Castellaneta

Synopsis

A one act play. Kevin and his friend, Rich visit his Aunt Margaret at The Whispering Pines Retirement Community in Northern Florida. Since Kevin rarely visits, Margret grows suspicious of why he's traveling with this stranger and eventually gets Kevin to confess his illegitimate reason.

A one act play. Kevin and his friend, Rich visit his Aunt Margaret at The Whispering Pines Retirement Community in Northern Florida. Since Kevin rarely visits, Margret grows suspicious of why he's traveling with this stranger and eventually gets Kevin to confess his illegitimate reason.

FOOD COURT

by Dan Castellaneta

Synopsis

Several lonely, quirky character's lives intersect as they search for human contact at the food court in a shopping mall that’s slowly becoming obsolete. In this series of vignettes, there’s an unhappily married salesman who has an affair with a Russian nanny, a woman unlucky in love who dates an OCD junior college professor, an ex-computer programmer who works at Wetzel’s Pretzels under a seventeen-year-old...

Several lonely, quirky character's lives intersect as they search for human contact at the food court in a shopping mall that’s slowly becoming obsolete. In this series of vignettes, there’s an unhappily married salesman who has an affair with a Russian nanny, a woman unlucky in love who dates an OCD junior college professor, an ex-computer programmer who works at Wetzel’s Pretzels under a seventeen-year-old boss, an ex-con janitor who gives advice to an aspiring novelist, and mall-walking seniors who find new love. A tour de force for three actors to play all the roles.

BINKY PETUNIA

by Dan Castellaneta

Synopsis

Hollywood assistant Cheri Hassenmacher desperately wants to be an agent like her boss, Bill Peterson. She convinces Bill to see Lance Martin, a much-neglected client, in a local play. Lance’s other-worldly performance seems to have a life-changing affect on everyone who sees him. Bill leaves the business to go find himself in Machu Picchu. Cheri falls in love with Lance and guides his burgeoning career. She soon...

Hollywood assistant Cheri Hassenmacher desperately wants to be an agent like her boss, Bill Peterson. She convinces Bill to see Lance Martin, a much-neglected client, in a local play. Lance’s other-worldly performance seems to have a life-changing affect on everyone who sees him. Bill leaves the business to go find himself in Machu Picchu. Cheri falls in love with Lance and guides his burgeoning career. She soon discovers that the talented actor she loves is not Lance, but a repressed egomaniacal personality who’s taken over Lance’s body — Binky Petunia.

THE SONS OF MOTHERS

by Dan Castellaneta

Synopsis

It’s a coming of age comedy about a four guys, in 1975, who do a college comedy radio show, and come up against the limits of creativity, political activism, new wave feminism, and major mother issues.

It’s loosely based on my own experience of doing a satirical radio show in college in the late 1970’s (and there's a chance for some very funky costuming).

It’s a coming of age comedy about a four guys, in 1975, who do a college comedy radio show, and come up against the limits of creativity, political activism, new wave feminism, and major mother issues.

It’s loosely based on my own experience of doing a satirical radio show in college in the late 1970’s (and there's a chance for some very funky costuming).

FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER

by Dan Castellaneta

Synopsis

Hopeless neurotic Wendell Parnell, at the recommendation of therapist Dr. Francis Stein, stays at her remote cabin in the woods for an introspective weekend alone -- only to find a man in a bathrobe staying there as well. Ed Pasternak claims to be a patient of the same therapist invited for the same purpose. Did Dr. Stein make a mistake? Was this her plan? Or is Ed even who he says he is? A raging thunderstorm...

Hopeless neurotic Wendell Parnell, at the recommendation of therapist Dr. Francis Stein, stays at her remote cabin in the woods for an introspective weekend alone -- only to find a man in a bathrobe staying there as well. Ed Pasternak claims to be a patient of the same therapist invited for the same purpose. Did Dr. Stein make a mistake? Was this her plan? Or is Ed even who he says he is? A raging thunderstorm traps them together, as they struggle with a bear, rumors of an escaped, convict, serial killer, a suspicious gun, and each other’s psychosis. And when Dr. Stein’s secret is revealed, their worlds are turned upside down.

Co-written with Deb Lacusta

FORTUNES

by Dan Castellaneta

Synopsis

It’s 1980. Detroit has been hit hard by the recession. Ronald Reagan is about to be elected. And in a run-down diner, six people -- including a con-man, auto plant worker, former Tigers pitcher, and waitress -- seek the advice of the upstairs Psychic, who sees everyone’s changing fortunes but her own.

Co-written with Deb Lacusta.

It’s 1980. Detroit has been hit hard by the recession. Ronald Reagan is about to be elected. And in a run-down diner, six people -- including a con-man, auto plant worker, former Tigers pitcher, and waitress -- seek the advice of the upstairs Psychic, who sees everyone’s changing fortunes but her own.

Co-written with Deb Lacusta.