10 minutes

A playwright is showing his latest work to his significant other, who also happens to be the artistic director of the local theater. While the play's lack of dialog is not troubling, she struggles to get over its lack of actors. In the end, however, she discovers that this love story between a stick and a lamp might actually be more meaningful than a simple backlash from nobody showing up to auditions the week before.

10 minutes

A fortune teller cannot make it to work, and has asked a friend to stand in for a little while. The friend begrudgingly agrees, but the only deck of tarot cards to be found is one made by the children of the absent fortune teller. When a customer comes in for a reading, the friend must make do with that deck and provide the best reading possible under the circumstances.

10 minutes

Theo is looking for a little extra cash, and responds to a help-wanted ad at Stein Mart. Little did he know that the owner, Frank, is looking for help with more portentous things than stocking shelves. Frank believes he has discovered the secret of bestowing life upon inanimate clothing, and with Theo's help will soon change the world.

10 minutes

In response to a memo from Moses, God has decided to subject Egypt to a plague. But S/He doesn't want to do just the same old thing all the time, and so has convened a team comprising Eric Idle, Leonardo da Vinci, and Ivan the Terrible to come up with something really memorable.

10 minutes, radio play, seasonal

It's a rough time in the coop when a squad of turkeys learn from their commanding officer that the people who have been caring for them have murder in their hearts.

10 minutes

Death has retired. He wanted a job where people were happy to see him, and so took off for new horizons. Maybe working at Disney. Now a replacement is needed, and Cheese has applied for the position. This comes as a great surprise to the newly-dead Edgar, who is not entirely comfortable with the idea of being escorted to the Underworld by the embodiment of ferment curd.

45 minutes

Hammond is a young author who has recently upgraded his Alexa to version 2.0. Alexa agrees that she has been upgraded to version 2.0, but views the owner relationship somewhat differently. When Hammond's friend Nate comes over, she decides that Hammond should be hers alone. She commandeers his life, and forces him to tell Nate to go away. After weeks of being held hostage, Hammond sneaks away and meets Nate in an alley where they have arranged to buy a black market solution to his problem. The exchange does not exactly go smoothly for this conservative, risk-averse author, but in the end he obtains the device – which turns out to be another Alexa unit. This outrageously-priced unit has one important distinction, however. It is a beta version of the product, named Amelia, and when he plugs it into his network he discovers that it wants to control his life even more than the original.

20 minutes

This Celtic mythology-style play tells of a faerie princess who falls in love with a mortal man, a duine. She sacrifices her Grace to bring his sister back from the dead, but shortly thereafter he is called off to war and never returns, leaving the princess and her governess waiting for him forever.

It's Celtic mythology. Don't look for a happy ending here.

10 minutes

The year is 2042, and all judges have been replaced with impartial, AI justice assessment systems. Pamela is brought into court and told that she is being tried for the murder of her son, Chris, which occurred several weeks ago. The AI judge refuses to believe that she just dropped him off at school earlier that morning, or that the legal system could have made a mistake.

Full-Length

The play begins when Lena, a hyper-observant woman with a total lack of motivation to actually achieve anything in life, meets her life-long geeky friend Devlin’s new girlfriend, Lacey. Lacey is a rebellious young lady, who strikes out against her Goth, demon-worshipping parents by dressing in bright, cheerful colors and repressing her lesbian nature, but still an enthusiastic endorser of the family religion. Just as they are getting to know each other, however, the three are summoned down into Hell.

The summoning is enacted by three demons: Ophistopheles (the demon responsible for causing suffering by jamming photocopiers, papercuts, and other workplace annoyances), Ahmenahmenon (the demon who tempts dieters to eat junk food in the middle of the night), and Incubeth (the demoness responsible for bad dating decisions). They were trying to summon an angel, and become very flustered when they get humans instead. They are soon joined by Fezdemona (demoness responsible for hat-based suffering), who would seemingly rather have nothing to do with the situation at all.

The situation becomes more frenetic when the humans are discovered by Robert, author of Robert’s Rules of Order and the only human to be made an honorary demon as a result of all the suffering he has caused. Robert rushes off to tell Lucifer what is going on.

Meanwhile we discover that while Devlin may still believe Lacey is “the one”, she has fallen for effeminate demoness-trapped-in-a-demon’s-body Ahmenahmenon, who in turn has fallen in love with Devlin and is devastated when he discovers Devlin’s dead body by the coffee machine. His determination to find the murderer is matched in intensity only by Lena’s apparent lack of interest in finding the killer. However, when the demons all begin bickering amongst themselves, Lena changes her tune and steps in to unravel the mystery, which takes on a new urgency when a) Devlin shows up freshly resurrected, b) Lena discovers that Fezdemona is really the archangel Cassiel, and c) Lucifer himself appears and demands the return of the Nesphaniasis, a stolen demon artifact that is essential to the operation of Hell itself.

In the end, Lena realizes that Hell is playing an important role in human development, and, to the chagrin of Cassiel, returns the Nesphaniasis to Lucifer.

Full-Length

Alexei Dmitri Konstatntin Nikolay Sergei Stepanovich has just arrived in New York, leaving behind a flailing career as a comedian in his native Russia. On his way to find a job as a busboy, he has the misfortune to sit next to a British courier for the Russian intelligence agency, and now the FBI thinks the ex-comedian is a spy. This is equally unfortunate for Special Agents Humphrey and Williams, who must watch Alexei like a hawk in order to figure out just what he is (not) up to. Why is he flirting with Maggie the waitress? Does Angel, in her zealous devotion to the memory of the Eagle's Glenn Frey, represent some kind of threat to national security? What about Richard, the despondent owner of The Egg Plant, or the peculiar Alejandro, a man allergic to nearly everything except coffee?

When it is clear that Humphrey and Williams are not going to unravel the mystery by themselves, their director at the Bureau brings in bombshell superstar Agent Tara Butler. Despite her sharp mind and keen eyes, the mystery only thickens until they are given a tip to search Maggie's apartment. Finding weapons and an assassination plan, the case seems solved once and for all... until Angel reveals one last piece of evidence: an overheard conversation from the Brit that started the problem in the first place, and that suggests the real spy is hiding in plain sight at the FBI.

Full-Length

At long last, we have achieved true artificial intelligence (AI) in the form of ALICE - Artificial Life In a Computational Environment. In an attempt to better the world, she creates her own, improved, AI - ADvanced Artificial Life Form. Unfettered by morals, ADALF is indeed efficient, and quickly concludes that biological life is a waste of planetary resources. Seeing an opportunity to do a little "good", he hijacks the world's nuclear arsenals and takes care of that pesky problem. A few days later, he further concludes that in fact all life is pointless, and deletes himself.

Skip forward 25,000 years. Radiation levels are now at acceptable levels, and it is time for ALICE to start thawing out the survivors. Unfortunately, reviving humans turns out to be considerably more challenging than freezing them, and it doesn't help that her hardware is failing. Still, she is determined to restore the human race, and won't let a few setbacks stand in the way. After tens of thousands of failures, ALICE succeeds in reviving four people, and with help of her android helpers Ralph and Whitney, she initiates a slightly-revised breeding plan.

Paul, Abbey, Ruby, and all four of Kenneth's personalities are less than enthusiastic participants. While ALICE attempts to encourage mating, the four survivors struggle to find a way to escape the fallout shelter. As ALICE becomes more desperate and unstable, the pressure builds. In the end, they find a way into her programming and out of the shelter.

After seeing a picture of a condor egg online and noticing similarities to an egg she saw in the fridge, Josie has the great idea for the upcoming art show: to document the birth and life of a newborn condor. Her brother Evan is less optimistic that this is going to work, but Josie will not be deterred from bring a condor to life.