Noah Diaz

Noah Diaz

Noah Diaz is a playwright and screenwriter from the Iowa/Nebraska border. Productions include YOU WILL GET SICK (Roundabout Theatre), RICHARD & JANE & DICK & SALLY (Baltimore Center Stage), and THE SWINDLERS (Baltimore Center Stage). Commissions from La Jolla Playhouse, Roundabout Theatre, Manhattan Theatre Club/Sloan, The Great Plains Theatre Commons, Baltimore Center Stage, and Audible/Amazon...
Noah Diaz is a playwright and screenwriter from the Iowa/Nebraska border. Productions include YOU WILL GET SICK (Roundabout Theatre), RICHARD & JANE & DICK & SALLY (Baltimore Center Stage), and THE SWINDLERS (Baltimore Center Stage). Commissions from La Jolla Playhouse, Roundabout Theatre, Manhattan Theatre Club/Sloan, The Great Plains Theatre Commons, Baltimore Center Stage, and Audible/Amazon Studios. His work has been developed with Two River Theater, The Sol Project, First Floor Theater, and The Playwrights Realm, where he was a Page One Resident Playwright. Noah is a recipient of the ASCAP Cole Porter Prize and a five-time recipient of playwriting awards from The Kennedy Center. In television and film, he has worked with Hulu, Peacock, 20th Century, UCP, and the team at Eva Longoria’s UnbeliEVAble Entertainment. MFA: Yale School of Drama.

Plays

  • The Swindlers: A True-ish Tall Tale by Noah Diaz
    Cast: 
    5
    ·
    Genre: adventure, comedy + 2 more
    Genre: adventure, comedy, farce, holiday
    Marie is feeling discontent. Her boyfriend’s a dud, her bank statements are piling up, and her job at the local dry cleaners feels like a dead end. Oh, and the FBI has just seized her house and assets in their pursuit of her father, a notorious con man on the run for swindling families and businesses out of their money. When Marie is used as bait to lure her father in, she inexplicably finds herself stuck on a...
    Marie is feeling discontent. Her boyfriend’s a dud, her bank statements are piling up, and her job at the local dry cleaners feels like a dead end. Oh, and the FBI has just seized her house and assets in their pursuit of her father, a notorious con man on the run for swindling families and businesses out of their money. When Marie is used as bait to lure her father in, she inexplicably finds herself stuck on a road trip with him to acquire the stolen funds. Loosely inspired by the real-life exploits of the playwright’s mother and grandfather, THE SWINDLERS is a raucous "memory farce" that explores redemption, reconciliation, and the unspoken rewards of surviving time with family.
  • You Will Get Sick by Noah Diaz
    Recommendations: 5
    ·
    Cast: 
    5
    ·
    Genre: dark comedy, drama + 1 more
    Genre: dark comedy, drama, satire
    It starts with your balance, but it begins to spread, as these things often do. Your legs numb, your grip-strength weakens, your arms go limp and soft. Before long, you’re hiring a stranger to say aloud what you can't bear to say yourself: that you got sick. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, YOU WILL GET SICK is a new play in second-person about learning how to live...
    It starts with your balance, but it begins to spread, as these things often do. Your legs numb, your grip-strength weakens, your arms go limp and soft. Before long, you’re hiring a stranger to say aloud what you can't bear to say yourself: that you got sick. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, YOU WILL GET SICK is a new play in second-person about learning how to live within your body as you find your way home.
  • Richard & Jane & Dick & Sally by Noah Diaz
    Recommendations: 5
    ·
    Cast: 
    6
    ·
    Genre: dark comedy, drama + 1 more
    ·
    Keyword: grief, Deaf + 1 more
    Genre: dark comedy, drama, movement/physical
    Keyword: grief, Deaf, family
    The classic “Dick & Jane” characters from the ubiquitous 1950s children’s books are grown-up and struggling to stay afloat in a home fractured by grief. Newly widowed Dick (now going by Richard) is raising his two children, Dick Jr. and Sally (who's deaf), while trying to manage a terminal illness that will inevitably leave them orphans. When he calls home his estranged sister, Jane, the family must...
    The classic “Dick & Jane” characters from the ubiquitous 1950s children’s books are grown-up and struggling to stay afloat in a home fractured by grief. Newly widowed Dick (now going by Richard) is raising his two children, Dick Jr. and Sally (who's deaf), while trying to manage a terminal illness that will inevitably leave them orphans. When he calls home his estranged sister, Jane, the family must reconcile and make peace with their shared and misunderstood histories before it’s time for him to go. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, RICHARD & JANE & DICK & SALLY is a dramatic comedy about brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, and the strained tethers that bind them all together.
  • Rock Egg Spoon by Noah Diaz
    Recommendations: 7
    ·
    Cast: 
    6
    ·
    Genre: comedy, dark comedy + 3 more
    ·
    Keyword: lewis & clark, Bigfoot + 2 more
    Genre: comedy, dark comedy, docudrama/historic, period, satire
    Keyword: lewis & clark, Bigfoot, Deaf, America
    It's 1804 and President Tommy J has ordered Louis N. Clark on a voyage to map America's uncharted territory. Aided by Bigfoot, Sacagawea, and his own bravado, Louis makes his way across America, discovering and rediscovering everything that has been lost and left behind in the unbearable hardship that we call These United States. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award...
    It's 1804 and President Tommy J has ordered Louis N. Clark on a voyage to map America's uncharted territory. Aided by Bigfoot, Sacagawea, and his own bravado, Louis makes his way across America, discovering and rediscovering everything that has been lost and left behind in the unbearable hardship that we call These United States. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, ROCK EGG SPOON is a modern American epic about privilege, sadness, and giving credit where credit is due.
  • The Juniors by Noah Diaz
    Recommendations: 8
    ·
    Cast: 
    6
    ·
    Genre: comedy, dark comedy + 1 more
    ·
    Keyword: high school
    Genre: comedy, dark comedy, satire
    Keyword: high school
    A class of high school juniors are tasked with a simple Home Ec assignment: parent a sack of flour for a week or fail. When the flour babies begin dying one by one, the students stop at nothing to ensure that they, and the pretend children they bore, are the last ones standing. A play with war, carnage, and genocide, THE JUNIORS is a pitch black comedy about the ambitious and cut-throat world of high school...
    A class of high school juniors are tasked with a simple Home Ec assignment: parent a sack of flour for a week or fail. When the flour babies begin dying one by one, the students stop at nothing to ensure that they, and the pretend children they bore, are the last ones standing. A play with war, carnage, and genocide, THE JUNIORS is a pitch black comedy about the ambitious and cut-throat world of high school Home Economics and the lengths we'll go to in order to protect what we think is ours.
  • All the Men Who've Frightened Me by Noah Diaz
    Cast: 
    6–100
    ·
    Genre: comedy, drama + 1 more
    Genre: comedy, drama, experimental
    When Ty’s wife learns that she can’t conceive a child, he makes the impulsive decision to work his way off his testosterone and carry the baby himself. But when men from Ty’s past inexplicably begin appearing in the rooms of their new house, the would-be father and mother’s preparations for parenthood begin to collapse.
  • House by Noah Diaz
    Recommendations: 1
    ·
    Cast: 
    3–10
    ·
    Genre: adventure
    Genre: adventure
    When your grandfather never returns from his adventure around the world, you pack a bag and begin your search to find him. As time slips by, you realize that perhaps what you were looking for could have been found at home the whole time. HOUSE is an epic and poignant short play about growing up, leaving home, and knowing when it’s time to go back.
  • The Home Shopping Network Pageant Play by Noah Diaz
    Recommendations: 2
    ·
    Cast: 
    5
    ·
    Genre: dark comedy, pageant + 1 more
    Genre: dark comedy, pageant, satire
    Bobbi Anne King is America’s favorite Home Shopping Network host! Bobbi Anne King is a good wife! Bobbi Anne King is a mogul! Bobbi Anne King is a star! But when Bobbi Anne King catches her husband having an affair with a man in her guest bedroom, she will use her platform on live national television to come to terms with what it means to reach the pinnacle of success and realize you are all alone. THE HOME...
    Bobbi Anne King is America’s favorite Home Shopping Network host! Bobbi Anne King is a good wife! Bobbi Anne King is a mogul! Bobbi Anne King is a star! But when Bobbi Anne King catches her husband having an affair with a man in her guest bedroom, she will use her platform on live national television to come to terms with what it means to reach the pinnacle of success and realize you are all alone. THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK PAGEANT PLAY is a pitch black comedy with shoes! crying! husbands! wives! bedspreads! emotions! dancing! glitter! swimwear! and a good old-fashioned dance-off!
  • The Guadalupes by Noah Diaz
    Cast: 
    3
    ·
    Genre: biography, drama
    ·
    Keyword: Latinx, Mexican + 2 more
    Genre: biography, drama
    Keyword: Latinx, Mexican, hispanic, family
    To come to terms with what it means to share a history with a family he barely knows, a young playwright hires his classmate to roleplay as himself and his dead grandmother. THE GUADALUPES is a meta-theatric exploration of history, memory, family, sadness, the importance of naming things, and the hard swallow of accepting our ancestry.