Noah Diaz

Noah Diaz is a playwright and screenwriter from the Iowa/Nebraska border. Productions include YOU WILL GET SICK (Steppenwolf, Roundabout Theatre/NYT Critic’s Pick), ALL THE MEN WHO’VE FRIGHTENED ME (La Jolla Playhouse), RICHARD & JANE & DICK & SALLY (co-production The Playwrights Realm/Baltimore Center Stage), and THE SWINDLERS (Baltimore Center Stage). Commissions from Studio Theatre, La Jolla Playhouse, Steppenwolf, Roundabout Theatre, Manhattan Theatre Club/Sloan, Baltimore Center Stage, Audible/Amazon Studios, and Arena Stage. His work has been developed with Berkshire Theatre Group, Two River Theater, The Sol Project, First Floor Theater, and The Playwrights Realm, where he was a Page One Resident Playwright. Noah is a recipient of the ASCAP Cole Porter Prize, a six-time recipient of...

Noah Diaz is a playwright and screenwriter from the Iowa/Nebraska border. Productions include YOU WILL GET SICK (Steppenwolf, Roundabout Theatre/NYT Critic’s Pick), ALL THE MEN WHO’VE FRIGHTENED ME (La Jolla Playhouse), RICHARD & JANE & DICK & SALLY (co-production The Playwrights Realm/Baltimore Center Stage), and THE SWINDLERS (Baltimore Center Stage). Commissions from Studio Theatre, La Jolla Playhouse, Steppenwolf, Roundabout Theatre, Manhattan Theatre Club/Sloan, Baltimore Center Stage, Audible/Amazon Studios, and Arena Stage. His work has been developed with Berkshire Theatre Group, Two River Theater, The Sol Project, First Floor Theater, and The Playwrights Realm, where he was a Page One Resident Playwright. Noah is a recipient of the ASCAP Cole Porter Prize, a six-time recipient of playwriting awards from The Kennedy Center, and a nominee for an Outer Critics Circle Award. In television, he has written on NINE PERFECT STRANGERS (Hulu), UP HERE (Hulu), and JOE VS. CAROLE (Peacock), among others, and has developed projects for ABC, Hulu, 20th Television, The Walk-Up Company, Nyle DiMarco, and Eva Longoria’s UnbeliEVAble Entertainment. MFA: Yale School of Drama

Scripts

Creature Feature

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

Eleven-year-old Topeka has always lived in the shadows of The Macabre Mausoleum, her family’s hit television show that showcases low-budget horror films. But when her mother, the show’s indomitable host, decides to quit for good, the family is plunged into chaos. As her father scrambles to keep the family business afloat, Topeka is unexpectedly thrust into the spotlight, forced to take on a new role she never...

Eleven-year-old Topeka has always lived in the shadows of The Macabre Mausoleum, her family’s hit television show that showcases low-budget horror films. But when her mother, the show’s indomitable host, decides to quit for good, the family is plunged into chaos. As her father scrambles to keep the family business afloat, Topeka is unexpectedly thrust into the spotlight, forced to take on a new role she never could’ve imagined playing. CREATURE FEATURE is a coming-of-age memory play about the beauty and horror of changing the roles we’re assigned to play in life.

All the Men Who've Frightened Me

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

Young married couple Ty and Nora are preparing to move into Ty’s childhood home to start a family. While they’re busy choosing paint colors, lamps and throw pillows, they learn that Nora is unable to carry the child they so desperately want. So Ty, a trans man, makes the impulsive decision to carry the baby himself. But their preparations for parenthood begin to collapse when three mysterious men from Ty’s past...

Young married couple Ty and Nora are preparing to move into Ty’s childhood home to start a family. While they’re busy choosing paint colors, lamps and throw pillows, they learn that Nora is unable to carry the child they so desperately want. So Ty, a trans man, makes the impulsive decision to carry the baby himself. But their preparations for parenthood begin to collapse when three mysterious men from Ty’s past inexplicably begin appearing in the rooms of their new home.

You Will Get Sick

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

It starts with your balance, but it begins to spread, as these things often do. Your legs numb, your grip-strength weakens, your arms go limp and soft. Before long, you’re hiring a stranger to say aloud what you can't bear to say yourself: that you got sick. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, YOU WILL GET SICK is a new play in second-person about learning how to live within...

It starts with your balance, but it begins to spread, as these things often do. Your legs numb, your grip-strength weakens, your arms go limp and soft. Before long, you’re hiring a stranger to say aloud what you can't bear to say yourself: that you got sick. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, YOU WILL GET SICK is a new play in second-person about learning how to live within your body as you find your way home.

The Juniors

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

A class of high school juniors are tasked with a simple Home Ec assignment: parent a sack of flour for a week or fail. When the flour babies begin dying one by one, the students stop at nothing to ensure that they, and the pretend children they bore, are the last ones standing. A play with war, carnage, and genocide, THE JUNIORS is a pitch black comedy about the ambitious and cut-throat world of high school Home...

A class of high school juniors are tasked with a simple Home Ec assignment: parent a sack of flour for a week or fail. When the flour babies begin dying one by one, the students stop at nothing to ensure that they, and the pretend children they bore, are the last ones standing. A play with war, carnage, and genocide, THE JUNIORS is a pitch black comedy about the ambitious and cut-throat world of high school Home Economics and the lengths we'll go to in order to protect what we think is ours.

The Swindlers: A True-ish Tall Tale

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

Marie is feeling discontent. Her boyfriend’s a dud, her bills are piling up, and her job at the local dry cleaners feels like a dead end. Oh, and the FBI has just seized her house and assets in their pursuit of her father, a notorious con man on the run for swindling families and businesses out of their money. When Marie is used as bait to lure her father in, she inexplicably finds herself stuck on a road trip...

Marie is feeling discontent. Her boyfriend’s a dud, her bills are piling up, and her job at the local dry cleaners feels like a dead end. Oh, and the FBI has just seized her house and assets in their pursuit of her father, a notorious con man on the run for swindling families and businesses out of their money. When Marie is used as bait to lure her father in, she inexplicably finds herself stuck on a road trip with him to acquire the stolen funds. Loosely inspired by the real-life exploits of the playwright’s mother and grandfather, THE SWINDLERS is a raucous "memory farce" that explores redemption, reconciliation, and the unspoken rewards of surviving time with family.

Rock Egg Spoon

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

It's 1804 and President Tommy J has ordered Louis N. Clark on a voyage to map America's uncharted territory. Aided by Bigfoot, Sacagawea, and his own bravado, Louis makes his way across America, discovering and rediscovering everything that has been lost and left behind in the unbearable hardship that we call These United States. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, ROCK EGG...

It's 1804 and President Tommy J has ordered Louis N. Clark on a voyage to map America's uncharted territory. Aided by Bigfoot, Sacagawea, and his own bravado, Louis makes his way across America, discovering and rediscovering everything that has been lost and left behind in the unbearable hardship that we call These United States. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, ROCK EGG SPOON is a modern American epic about privilege, sadness, and giving credit where credit is due.

Richard & Jane & Dick & Sally

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

The classic “Dick & Jane” characters from the ubiquitous 1950s children’s books are grown-up and struggling to stay afloat in a home fractured by grief. Newly widowed Dick (now going by Richard) is raising his two children, Dick Jr. and Sally (who's deaf), while trying to manage a terminal illness that will inevitably leave them orphans. When he calls home his estranged sister, Jane, the family must reconcile...

The classic “Dick & Jane” characters from the ubiquitous 1950s children’s books are grown-up and struggling to stay afloat in a home fractured by grief. Newly widowed Dick (now going by Richard) is raising his two children, Dick Jr. and Sally (who's deaf), while trying to manage a terminal illness that will inevitably leave them orphans. When he calls home his estranged sister, Jane, the family must reconcile and make peace with their shared and misunderstood histories before it’s time for him to go. A recipient of the Kennedy Center’s Jean Kennedy Smith Playwriting Award, RICHARD & JANE & DICK & SALLY is a dramatic comedy about brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, and the strained tethers that bind them all together.

House

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

When your grandfather never returns from his adventure around the world, you pack a bag and begin your search to find him. As time slips by, you realize that perhaps what you were looking for could have been found at home the whole time. HOUSE is an epic and poignant short play about growing up, leaving home, and knowing when it’s time to return.

When your grandfather never returns from his adventure around the world, you pack a bag and begin your search to find him. As time slips by, you realize that perhaps what you were looking for could have been found at home the whole time. HOUSE is an epic and poignant short play about growing up, leaving home, and knowing when it’s time to return.

The Guadalupes

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

To come to terms with what it means to share a history with a family he barely knows, a young playwright hires his classmate to roleplay as himself and his dead grandmother. THE GUADALUPES is a meta-theatric exploration of history, memory, family, sadness, the importance of naming things, and the hard swallow of accepting our ancestry.

To come to terms with what it means to share a history with a family he barely knows, a young playwright hires his classmate to roleplay as himself and his dead grandmother. THE GUADALUPES is a meta-theatric exploration of history, memory, family, sadness, the importance of naming things, and the hard swallow of accepting our ancestry.

Brothers Enter a Forest

by Noah Diaz

Synopsis

On the eve of his high school graduation, a young man follows his two estranged older brothers into Cornucopia, a sleazy Midwestern diner patronized by uncanny figures from their past. After sharing a bag of pills over a plate of mystery meat, the brothers inexplicably find themselves on a journey back to the house they once called home. Drawing on folklore and fairytales from the American Midwest, BROTHERS...

On the eve of his high school graduation, a young man follows his two estranged older brothers into Cornucopia, a sleazy Midwestern diner patronized by uncanny figures from their past. After sharing a bag of pills over a plate of mystery meat, the brothers inexplicably find themselves on a journey back to the house they once called home. Drawing on folklore and fairytales from the American Midwest, BROTHERS ENTER A FOREST is an eerie, kaleidoscopic portrait of obligation, reconciliation, and how far we’ll go to follow our brothers into the forests of their own making.