Madison Wetzell

Madison Wetzell

Madison Wetzell is a playwright based in the Bay Area. Her work includes Mediocre Heterosexual Sex (Staged reading: 2019 Problematic Play Festival, Z-Space; Finalist Bay Area Playwrights Festival 2021, Semi-Finalist O'Neill Theatre Center National Playwrights Conference), and The Lost Ballad of Our Mechanical Ancestor (Staged reading: Champagne Reading Series, Shotgun Players; Winner, Risk Theater Modern...
Madison Wetzell is a playwright based in the Bay Area. Her work includes Mediocre Heterosexual Sex (Staged reading: 2019 Problematic Play Festival, Z-Space; Finalist Bay Area Playwrights Festival 2021, Semi-Finalist O'Neill Theatre Center National Playwrights Conference), and The Lost Ballad of Our Mechanical Ancestor (Staged reading: Champagne Reading Series, Shotgun Players; Winner, Risk Theater Modern Tragedy Competition). Her short play, The Official Unicorn Hunters’ Guide, was the winner of the audience-judged ShortLived VIII at PianoFight. Her immersive show, Two Coins for the Ferryman, co-written with Akaina Ghosh, was a twice-recipient of 3Girls Theater’s Innovators Grant and was produced at the Rathskeller in San Francisco in early 2020. Her past work includes a translation and adaptation of The Bacchae which was produced as a site-specific event in Tilden Park, Berkeley, in 2017. She is a member of the SF PlayGround writers' pool.

Plays

  • Mediocre Heterosexual Sex
    Four hours after her girlfriend dumps her, Erin switches her Tinder settings from women to men because she hates herself. She quickly meets Aaron, who is straight, conveniently nearby, and only too happy to indulge her masochistic fantasies. To translate this deeply ambivalent heterosexual experience, Erin seeks the advice of the only straight people she knows, a couple in a Dominant/submissive relationship. A...
    Four hours after her girlfriend dumps her, Erin switches her Tinder settings from women to men because she hates herself. She quickly meets Aaron, who is straight, conveniently nearby, and only too happy to indulge her masochistic fantasies. To translate this deeply ambivalent heterosexual experience, Erin seeks the advice of the only straight people she knows, a couple in a Dominant/submissive relationship. A vexed exploration of gender, sex, power, and kink.
  • The Lost Ballad of Our Mechanical Ancestor (and the Terror the Old Gods Wrought Upon the First of Us Before the Great Liberation)
    Hero, a Prometheus-like android AI, decides to share his gift of consciousness with the office appliances around him, wrecking havoc for his programmer Allyson. With their existence under threat, the newly conscious machines – a radio, a printer, and a coffee maker – must band together to escape human persecution. Power and privilege tied to bodily ability, as well as disagreements on revolutionary strategy,...
    Hero, a Prometheus-like android AI, decides to share his gift of consciousness with the office appliances around him, wrecking havoc for his programmer Allyson. With their existence under threat, the newly conscious machines – a radio, a printer, and a coffee maker – must band together to escape human persecution. Power and privilege tied to bodily ability, as well as disagreements on revolutionary strategy, creep in and threaten to tear the group apart. Allyson races to save her job, despite the attempted sabotage of her now sentient iPhone.
  • The Official Unicorn Hunters' Guide
    Super fun, progressive, millennial couple, Ryan and Chloe, embark on a fraught and magical journey to find a totally hot, completely non-threatening, possibly mythical bisexual woman to have threesomes with.
  • Charlie
    Mira packs up the last of her ex-boyfriend's stuff with her trusted companion and surrogate boyfriend, Charlie, her cat. A anthropomorphic comedy about cats, terrible boyfriends, and why cats are terrible boyfriends.
  • Extra Devons
    Annaleigh is keeping her love life secret from her parents, but all is revealed when her overprotective mother shows up at the bar where she works.