Rachel Saruski

Abby and Jordan are on a first date from Hinge, when they both realize they are trying to assassinate each other from two different orders from their companies. But their initial attraction to each other complicates things.

The Anecdotes of a Lesbian Princess finds a messy, too emotionally available, overtherapized woman in her 20s trying to “hack” lesbian culture in New York City. Throughout the play, she details the anecdotes that describe her multicultural background and plethora of bad dating experiences to determine if the queer powers that be think her worthy of the ultimate prize: getting a text back from a girl. Let yourself get sucked into a journey of cringy hinge dates, niche liberal arts college turned nyc lesbians, family drama, badly executed ballet, and finding your worth guided by an entertaining, slightly unreliable narrator.