Christian Flynn

Christian Flynn (they) is a playwright in Ridgewood, Queens. Their works include Everyone in New York is Beautiful (2024 O'Neill NPC Semi-Finalist, Cafe Katan), and Gamepiece (Evolution Festival, The Center at West Park, Purgatory). Their plays have been developed through The Tank, First Kiss Theatre, Ski Patrol Productions, and Fresh Binder Productions. They are the artistic director of the Spade Collective.

Christian Flynn (they) is a playwright in Ridgewood, Queens. Their works include Everyone in New York is Beautiful (2024 O'Neill NPC Semi-Finalist, Cafe Katan), and Gamepiece (Evolution Festival, The Center at West Park, Purgatory). Their plays have been developed through The Tank, First Kiss Theatre, Ski Patrol Productions, and Fresh Binder Productions. They are the artistic director of the Spade Collective.

Scripts

everyone in new york is beautiful

by Christian Flynn

Synopsis

[O'Neill 2024 Semifinalist] Two couples navigate polyamory in a fictional town called Brooklyn in the 2020s. The dirtbag left clashes and makes love with the progressive left. No one is safe <3.

[O'Neill 2024 Semifinalist] Two couples navigate polyamory in a fictional town called Brooklyn in the 2020s. The dirtbag left clashes and makes love with the progressive left. No one is safe <3.

crisis

by Christian Flynn

Synopsis

[T4T thriller] Clarence, transmasc, an addict, bursts through the door. He tries to get Floyd out of the room without telling him he just stole 10,000 dollars from his ex-girlfriend. She hates him — but that's because he's a toxin who ruins lives, not the money thing. A gunshot just blew out his window but if he can get out alive then maybe... just maybe...

[T4T thriller] Clarence, transmasc, an addict, bursts through the door. He tries to get Floyd out of the room without telling him he just stole 10,000 dollars from his ex-girlfriend. She hates him — but that's because he's a toxin who ruins lives, not the money thing. A gunshot just blew out his window but if he can get out alive then maybe... just maybe...

world is a fuck

by Christian Flynn

Synopsis

Two queer friends smoke and rage outside their hometown church where their best friend — after renouncing her queerness and accepting Jesus into her heart — just got married.

Two queer friends smoke and rage outside their hometown church where their best friend — after renouncing her queerness and accepting Jesus into her heart — just got married.

dinner with whites

by Christian Flynn

Synopsis

Kayla is trying to have a relaxing night with her roommate Rex. Unfortunately she experiences a random visit from an entity that's been following her around for years... the whites.

Kayla is trying to have a relaxing night with her roommate Rex. Unfortunately she experiences a random visit from an entity that's been following her around for years... the whites.

gotta get me some strange

by Christian Flynn

Synopsis

[10 minute] New themes on an old-school farce form. Doors slamming. Threesomes. Sex. Gay. Bushwick. Have fun!

[10 minute] New themes on an old-school farce form. Doors slamming. Threesomes. Sex. Gay. Bushwick. Have fun!

correspondents

by Christian Flynn

Synopsis

A woman in the 19th century — maybe the protagonist of a Victorian novel — juggles various suitors. Whenever she gets a letter from the suitor, the playwright comes out on stage and writes it with the audience.

A woman in the 19th century — maybe the protagonist of a Victorian novel — juggles various suitors. Whenever she gets a letter from the suitor, the playwright comes out on stage and writes it with the audience.

nailbat

by Christian Flynn

Synopsis

A boy who got his face cheese-grated off by bullies seeks revenge in a town destroyed by a gas fire.

A boy who got his face cheese-grated off by bullies seeks revenge in a town destroyed by a gas fire.