Andrew Moorhead

Four marketers at a consumer products company have just one day to figure out how to sell a purple cooking pot to the American consumer. Should the purple pot be a metaphor of healing the political divide? A symbol of bisexuality? Merch for Martha Stewart? This simple branding exercise quickly devolves into a satirical dissection of workplace politics, modern capitalism, and consumerism – a culture where everything and everyone is commodified, and the key to success isn’t necessarily selling a product, but selling yourself.

Ava is beginning her 13th tour with "On Ice: Magic and Mystery," a popular long-running ice show inspired by beloved animated films (so, yes, basically a fictional Disney on Ice). The not-ready-to-be fading star of the company, Ava must overcome a talented young skater challenging her throne, a resentful company manager hoping to fire her, more than one scorned lover, and the physical and mental toll of a quarter century as an eliter skater to complete yet another country-spanning tour. Achieving your dream is one thing, sustaining it is another. This one-woman show, starring former Disney on Ice skater Zoe Rose Davidson, takes place entirely on a synthetic ice surface, putting actual figure skating on stage.

Siena, Italy 1942. Two children, Renzo and Bianca, are best friends torn apart by war. Bianca, a Jewish girl, is forced into hiding while Renzo, a poor Catholic, is conscripted into the Mussolini youth where he is taught to march, wield a gun, and despise the "other." When Renzo accidentally discovers Bianca and her friends' farmhouse sanctuary, he chooses not to denounce them. But for Bianca and the other Jewish children, Renzo is still more threat than protector. Can Bianca put her faith in her old friend – a boy who may no longer exist? Does she have any other choice? This dramatic, historical musical explores the experience of children in war – the emotional trauma, the struggle for survival, and the bonds of love and community that keep hope alive.

Grandma is dead. The family is falling part. But never mind that now, the attic needs cleaning! When three cousins, Thomas, Ingrid, and Eddie must pack three hundred years worth of family history into a few cardboard boxes, a potentially lucrative discovery could hold the key to all of their futures. But can you leave your past behind without first confronting it? And if not, does singing songs while wearing pilgrim hats count? THE COLONIALISTS takes a dark, twisted and emotional look at the lengths we go to free ourselves from the junk hidden away in our own attic.

Professor Jordan Peterson has an original idea for a screenplay called "Jurassic Park." This is him pitching that script to Netflix.

True Chronicle History of the Young Queen Xanny, First of her Name, Queen of the Royal Kingdom of California (Formerly of the Former United States)

Part 1: “You Should See Me In A Crown:" True Chronicle History of The Exiled Princess Xanny’s Unexpected Ascension; Her Haunting by a Bear Ghost; Her Glorious Water Re-allocation Infrastructure Project; Her Trash Brothers’ Betrayal; and Her Most Foul Assassination Attempt

Part 2: “All The Good Girls Go To Hell”
True Chronicle History of Queen Xanny The First’s Civil War Betwixt Her Trash Brothers; Her Courtship of the Soft Boy Emperor Harry Bezos; Her Prom Night; Her Temporary Usurpation by a Deep Fake; and The Great Quakening

Egg is a sensitive vegetarian with no killer instinct, which is a problem when you're a velociraptor inside Jurassic Park, especially when the pack's alpha, Shooter, announces that she will either mate with you or kill you. In order to win Shooter's affections, Egg enlists the help of their only friend: a Cow stuck in a sisyphean loop of being eaten then reincarnated every day. Can Egg learn to overcome their nature and become the pack alpha? Can the Velociraptors escape their captivity? Life must find a way.

When Sheila arrives at the gates of the afterlife, there's only one thing stopping her from getting into paradise: her outstanding student loan debt.

Ben is neurotic and hopelessly romantic, and needs his stoner buddy Geoffrey to leave him alone so he can finally spend some quality time with his true love, Jenny Martin. This is the story of a boy learning the invaluable lesson every young man must: how to get rejected by a girl and not be an a**hole about it.

A tragic comedy about emerging adulthood, fucked up games, toxic friendships, and a cat; or in other words, college.