Peter Cavell

Peter Cavell (pronounced kuh-VELL) is a composer/lyricist, playwright, and occasional thereminist. He is best known for the original musicals "People Suck: a musical airing of grievances" (with Megan Phillips) and "The Pirate Queen of the Stars" (with Andrew Templeton), or for his short play "Hero" which won first prize in the 2018 Newmarket National 10 Minute Play Festival.

He holds degrees in classical composition from the University of Western Ontario and the University of Victoria, where his music was described as "sarcastic", "very sarcastic", and “Peter, this wasn’t the assignment”. Since then, his works have been performed throughout Canada, the US, the UK, Holland, Bosnia, Singapore, Japan, and Australia.

For ten years, Peter worked as a Musical Director at the Second City...

Peter Cavell (pronounced kuh-VELL) is a composer/lyricist, playwright, and occasional thereminist. He is best known for the original musicals "People Suck: a musical airing of grievances" (with Megan Phillips) and "The Pirate Queen of the Stars" (with Andrew Templeton), or for his short play "Hero" which won first prize in the 2018 Newmarket National 10 Minute Play Festival.

He holds degrees in classical composition from the University of Western Ontario and the University of Victoria, where his music was described as "sarcastic", "very sarcastic", and “Peter, this wasn’t the assignment”. Since then, his works have been performed throughout Canada, the US, the UK, Holland, Bosnia, Singapore, Japan, and Australia.

For ten years, Peter worked as a Musical Director at the Second City Training Centre of Toronto, where he taught musical improv and composed or improvised music for hundreds of performances.

Peter delights in tackling unexpected stories and genres, experimenting with form, and turning tropes upside-down. His work sometimes touches on topics like mythology, ritual, religious baggage, sex/sexuality, and geek culture. Most of all, Peter loves to create living, breathing, character-driven musicals that blur the boundaries between comedy and drama, making you laugh and then sucker-punching you right in the feels.

An incorrigible Canadian, Peter lives in Toronto with his wife and their two young sons.

Scripts

People Suck: a musical airing of grievances

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

This hilarious and all-too-relatable musical theatre song-cycle dares ask the question: WT*A*F is wrong with humanity?? Featuring such songs such as: “People Suck (Except For When You Want Them To”), “Where The Hell Is Darwin When You Need Him?”, and “When I See You Smile (I Want To Kill You)”

www.peoplesuckmusical.com

This hilarious and all-too-relatable musical theatre song-cycle dares ask the question: WT*A*F is wrong with humanity?? Featuring such songs such as: “People Suck (Except For When You Want Them To”), “Where The Hell Is Darwin When You Need Him?”, and “When I See You Smile (I Want To Kill You)”

www.peoplesuckmusical.com

Lead Us Not Into Temptation

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

J has been sitting in the wilderness for 39 days, and D doesn't really feel like tempting anyone anymore.

A metatheatrical reimagining of the Temptation of Christ, "Lead Us Not Into Temptation" is a thought-provoking ten-minute comedy about obligation and redemption.

J has been sitting in the wilderness for 39 days, and D doesn't really feel like tempting anyone anymore.

A metatheatrical reimagining of the Temptation of Christ, "Lead Us Not Into Temptation" is a thought-provoking ten-minute comedy about obligation and redemption.

Hero

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

What do you do when you find a superhero hiding in a box in your backyard? A ten-minute comedy about family, responsibility, and impulse-control. First-prize winner of the 2018 Newmarket National 10 Minute Play Festival.

What do you do when you find a superhero hiding in a box in your backyard? A ten-minute comedy about family, responsibility, and impulse-control. First-prize winner of the 2018 Newmarket National 10 Minute Play Festival.

Role Play

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

Two consenting adults meet for some meta-theatrical flirting.

Two consenting adults meet for some meta-theatrical flirting.

Tales of the Midnight Carnival

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

Man-eating lions, captive clowns, and a drowning escape-artist come together in this dark, horrific short play. The circus will never be the same.

Man-eating lions, captive clowns, and a drowning escape-artist come together in this dark, horrific short play. The circus will never be the same.

Happily Ever After

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

Tension is in the air as two storytellers recall the tale of the Frog Prince. A ten-minute comedy about transformation, compromise, and man-eating sharks.

Tension is in the air as two storytellers recall the tale of the Frog Prince. A ten-minute comedy about transformation, compromise, and man-eating sharks.

Forbidden Fruit

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

Woman has done something very bad and is worried that they'll be caught. Man is more perplexed by Woman's sudden insistence that they put on clothes. A ten-minute comedy about Original Sin.

Woman has done something very bad and is worried that they'll be caught. Man is more perplexed by Woman's sudden insistence that they put on clothes. A ten-minute comedy about Original Sin.

There Goes the Neighborhood

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

Jack and Jenny's elderly neighbour Oswald is putting in a new vegetable garden, and this can only mean one thing: clearly, he must be running an illegal gambling operation out of his toolshed. A ten-minute comedy about the seedy underbelly of violence and hatred lurking beneath the tree-lined veneer of every sleepy sub-urban neighbourhood.

Jack and Jenny's elderly neighbour Oswald is putting in a new vegetable garden, and this can only mean one thing: clearly, he must be running an illegal gambling operation out of his toolshed. A ten-minute comedy about the seedy underbelly of violence and hatred lurking beneath the tree-lined veneer of every sleepy sub-urban neighbourhood.

A Humble Account of the Most Important Goal Ever Achieved By Mankind, By W. Henry Barrington-Smyth

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

A distinguished gentleman explains how he came to eat one of every kind of animal.

A distinguished gentleman explains how he came to eat one of every kind of animal.

Live and Let Dine

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

A James Bond style villain monologues to a captured secret agent. But it turns out this evil genius wants out of the biz, and yearns for the simple life of...a restaurant critic??

A James Bond style villain monologues to a captured secret agent. But it turns out this evil genius wants out of the biz, and yearns for the simple life of...a restaurant critic??

A Day in the Life of the Amazing Invisible Man

by Peter Cavell

Synopsis

Will is an introverted writer...with a very unusual problem. A comedy monologue about the challenges of invisibility.

Will is an introverted writer...with a very unusual problem. A comedy monologue about the challenges of invisibility.