Thanks for the Mammaries!

by Bailey Jordan Garcia

After years of wrestling with the decision, Bailey faces the challenge of having to fire their worst employees -- their boobs. And these breasts, who act like two vaudevillian old men, won't go down without a fight.

After years of wrestling with the decision, Bailey faces the challenge of having to fire their worst employees -- their boobs. And these breasts, who act like two vaudevillian old men, won't go down without a fight.

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Thanks for the Mammaries!

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  • Jacquelyn Floyd-Priskorn: Thanks for the Mammaries!

    I adore these characters. This is such a fun way of sharing this process with the uninformed. It's relatable and funny and still respectful to others, including Harold the spleen, which is just such a funny bit! This is vaudeville for today and I love it!

    I adore these characters. This is such a fun way of sharing this process with the uninformed. It's relatable and funny and still respectful to others, including Harold the spleen, which is just such a funny bit! This is vaudeville for today and I love it!

  • Emma Skinner: Thanks for the Mammaries!

    I had the delight of seeing this play at the BTC Queer Voices Festival, and I instantly fell in love with it. Its delightfully goofy vaudeville and slapstick comedy are skillfully grounded by a core of meaningful emotion and true-earned love - for the self, the body, the past, and the future. Garcia's writing had the audience in stitches, while also hitting us close to the heart. One of the best works I've seen in the past several years!

    I had the delight of seeing this play at the BTC Queer Voices Festival, and I instantly fell in love with it. Its delightfully goofy vaudeville and slapstick comedy are skillfully grounded by a core of meaningful emotion and true-earned love - for the self, the body, the past, and the future. Garcia's writing had the audience in stitches, while also hitting us close to the heart. One of the best works I've seen in the past several years!

  • Stephen Kaplan: Thanks for the Mammaries!

    A simultaneously HILARIOUS and very touching play! I had the pleasure of seeing it performed as part of Boston Theater Company's Queer Voice Festival and it was a huge hit. I've never seen this story talked about and Garcia does it in such an inventive and engaging way. Beautifully written and structured and takes us on a journey that changes how you think and feel - the perfect effect of a short play.

    A simultaneously HILARIOUS and very touching play! I had the pleasure of seeing it performed as part of Boston Theater Company's Queer Voice Festival and it was a huge hit. I've never seen this story talked about and Garcia does it in such an inventive and engaging way. Beautifully written and structured and takes us on a journey that changes how you think and feel - the perfect effect of a short play.

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Character Information

  • Bailey
    Character Age
    23
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Non-binary,
    Trans-Masculine
  • Don
    Left Boob
    Character Age
    60s-70s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • Marty
    Right Boob
    Character Age
    60s-70s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Male

Production History

  • Type Professional, Organization Boston Theatre Company's Queer Voices Festival, Year 2024
  • Type Professional, Organization PlayGround-NY, Year 2023