BRITNEY, BITCH BARISTA: A MONOLOGUE

by Asher Wyndham

SHORT. Britney, a barista in a Drive-Thru coffee "shed," complains about life and not many tips. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 5. 8 mins.

SHORT. Britney, a barista in a Drive-Thru coffee "shed," complains about life and not many tips. Part of SOME AMERICANS: SOME MONOLOGUES, VOLUME 5. 8 mins.

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  • Cassie M. Seinuk: BRITNEY, BITCH BARISTA: A MONOLOGUE

    Yes! Reading this monologue gave me a caffeine high. Haha. Another very clear character yearning for something better but is stuck where she is. This would be so fun for my college students to use, there is great rhythm and cadence to play with!

    Yes! Reading this monologue gave me a caffeine high. Haha. Another very clear character yearning for something better but is stuck where she is. This would be so fun for my college students to use, there is great rhythm and cadence to play with!

  • Julie Zaffarano: BRITNEY, BITCH BARISTA: A MONOLOGUE

    Like so many of Asher Wyndham's characters, I want to bring Britney to my home -- feed her, give her a cool drink, and a hug. Britney is a fighter and she will be an awesome mom. But she needs a break! Much love to all the Britneys out there. Thank you, Asher, for reminding us who is behind the counter and behind the forced smile.

    Like so many of Asher Wyndham's characters, I want to bring Britney to my home -- feed her, give her a cool drink, and a hug. Britney is a fighter and she will be an awesome mom. But she needs a break! Much love to all the Britneys out there. Thank you, Asher, for reminding us who is behind the counter and behind the forced smile.

  • John Busser: BRITNEY, BITCH BARISTA: A MONOLOGUE

    10.12.24 - A no-doubt caffeine fueled rant about the indignity of working as a barista, is behind this gem of a monologue by Asher Wyndham. (But then, aren't they all gems?) Britney is 4 months pregnant, working multiple jobs and still can't make ends meet. Who among us can't identify on some level with that? It's burningly honest, though-provoking and meant to make you take it easy the next time you pull up to a drive through with a bad attitude. Britney has it a lot harder than you do.

    10.12.24 - A no-doubt caffeine fueled rant about the indignity of working as a barista, is behind this gem of a monologue by Asher Wyndham. (But then, aren't they all gems?) Britney is 4 months pregnant, working multiple jobs and still can't make ends meet. Who among us can't identify on some level with that? It's burningly honest, though-provoking and meant to make you take it easy the next time you pull up to a drive through with a bad attitude. Britney has it a lot harder than you do.

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Character Information

  • BRITNEY, BITCH BARISTA
    A barista worker in a Drive-Thru coffee "shed"
    Character Age
    20s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    Any
    Character Gender Identity
    Female