Crass Reunion by Jacquelyn Floyd-Priskorn

Genitti's High School, class of *cough, cough* is having a reunion! Former school nerd, Burt has brought his wife Wanda to the old school gym to soak in some nostalgia. Saffron Hollyhock, the senior class president organized the whole shin-dig. Thad Johnson, the jock that used to "pants" Burt is there, up to his old tricks. And rumor has it, former student turned international superstar, Magdalyn...
Genitti's High School, class of *cough, cough* is having a reunion! Former school nerd, Burt has brought his wife Wanda to the old school gym to soak in some nostalgia. Saffron Hollyhock, the senior class president organized the whole shin-dig. Thad Johnson, the jock that used to "pants" Burt is there, up to his old tricks. And rumor has it, former student turned international superstar, Magdalyn will even be attending! But when the former classmates discover Wanda's father has purchased the school and plans to tear it down, they all work together to save their school!
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  • Morey Norkin:
    9 Mar. 2023
    “ I won’t be able to attend my *cough cough* reunion this year, but fortunately I could experience one much more enjoyable thanks to Jacquie Floyd-Priskorn’s hilarious CRASS REUNION! How’s this for kicking things off? “Saffron Hollyhock enters, perky as puke. Former senior class president, now a Banana Republic clad soccer mom, clinging to her MILF status.” It just gets wilder and funnier from there! Throw in some inspired audience participation and this is one reunion you don’t want to miss! ”
  • Christopher Soucy:
    28 Nov. 2022
    “ CRASS REUNION is a hilarious and fun play that would be so much fun to see and/or perform in! What a great show for performers with strong improv talents. ”
  • Lee R. Lawing:
    27 Nov. 2022
    “ Making me laugh the way Floyd-Priskorn can only do!! I love the audience interaction which would be so priceless to see done, and I love being able to experience a class reunion through the writer's eyes since I'll never probably never attend one of my own. Like most things in life, the competition and getting ahead in life never really turns off and the gym of the entire play is that everyone gets a participation ribbon for attending just like in little league games. Comic gold.
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Saffron Hollyhock……former senior class president, now PTA mom.
Burt Lustman…….former school nerd.
Wanda Lustman……Burt’s wife
Thad Johnson…..former high school jock
Magdalyn……former student turned international pop star
*At least 6 volunteers*

Production History

  • Professional
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    Genitti's Hole in the Wall Theatre, Northville MI
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    2013