Something is wrong. Something is misshelved. A morn to midnight workday in the career of Laurel Dimes, Library Director, as she navigates staff, patrons, the physical plant, a Tour of Reference, a Dead Composer's Wife, salespeople, a parrot, a Narrator, and her own Head Librarian sanity. Library of Congress Subject Headings are the least of her concerns in this Librarynth. A detail oriented world, yes, but not very orderly and not very quiet.