An audio play told through phone-calls, voice mails, and text messages between the employees of Four Seasons Total Landscaping in the hours leading up to the infamous press conference on November 7, 2020. The play explores connection amid a backdrop of political absurdity.
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  • Matthew Weaver:
    26 Feb. 2022
    Accuardi takes one of the strangest, most infamous and hilarious moments from the 2020 election and injects humanity - an accomplishment in and of itself - into it. We get the everyday goings-on of life at Four Seasons Total Landscaping and its neighboring businesses - college papers, broken relationships, old hurts, daily ennui. The loveliness of the mundane. And then a political clusterfuck that remains compellingly inscrutable. Absolutely fantastic. Loved every minute.
    "The playwright doesn't know either. She made all this up."
    I hope this is all true. I really do.
    Until I hear otherwise, it is.
    Maybe even then.
  • Cheryl Bear:
    30 Jan. 2022
    A look behind the scenes of a press conference at the lives of those preparing for it and we can instantly connect to them during this time of quarantine. Well done.

Character Information

  • BETS
    30s - 40s,
    Tried to escape, but is now back home working at her mom's landscaping business.
    20s - 50s,
    Gets stuff done.
    20s - 40s,
    Wants a job.
    30s - 40s,
    Formally married to Bets.
    30s - 40s,
    Works next door. At the porn shop.

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