Fucking Bruce Banner

Superman and Lois Lane, married for 20 years, have two daughters. Younger daughter is Super Chick with full super powers. Older daughter, Amy, has no sign of superpowers. Yet…
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Fucking Bruce Banner

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  • John Busser:
    30 Dec. 2022
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh this one made me laugh. I should have known where it was going and being a comic book reader, I've seen these kind of -AHEM_ "team ups" before. Everybody in comic book world has SOME connection to everyone else, but never has this been funnier than here. Kryptonite isn't the only green rock-hard substance that can cause Superman pain...
  • Lee R. Lawing:
    9 Dec. 2022
    How many times have we all wished we would have been born into another family or just felt that somehow, someway we were adopted into the family we are in. This play is laugh-out loud funny and you can only imagine the outcome, but even having that feeling of what may happen, you're still laughing so hard when it all comes to a head.
  • Christopher Plumridge:
    5 Dec. 2022
    Oh my word I haven't laughed so much in ages, this would be a huge delight for any adult audience! The character descriptions are funny enough (braggadocious!), let alone the play. I often wonder what happens to superheroes once the films dry up, here's your answer, they have a family and live in suburbia. One twist leads to another, we find out Supermans other, hilarious, weakness before the big reveal. Absolutely hilarious!!

Character Information

  • SUPERMAN
    40s-50s,
    White
    ,
    Male
    Lois Lane’s husband of 20 years. Oh yea…he’s also a superhero. Duh. He is dressed in full superman garb (at least at the beginning) and leaps a lot, even when not written in direction.
  • SUPER CHICK
    teen,
    White
    ,
    Female
    Youngest daughter of Lois and Superman who has many superpowers but is not too bright. She’s also super braggadocios and bitchy to her sister. She is dressed in full superman/girl/chick clothing and leaps a lot even when not written in direction. (PS It’s Super Chick rather than Super Girl because Superman’s cousin is named Super Girl and there can’t be two Super Girls, now can there?)
  • LOIS LANE
    40-50,
    White
    ,
    Female
    Superman’s wife of 20 years. Dresses and acts like Lois Lane ‘cause she is.
  • AMY
    teen,
    White
    ,
    Female
    Oldest daughter of Lois and Superman who has no discernible superpowers. She is VERY smart, quick witted, and surly. A little pissed that her younger sister already has full-on superpowers.

Production History

Awards

Winner
,
Best Script
,
Cone Man Running Productions
,
2018
Winner
,
Best Use of Required Line
,
Cone Man Running Productions
,
2018