The Bible in 60 Seconds by Jarred Corona

One-act. Velociraptors. Catboys. The Sims. Oh, and angels and sin and God, I guess. That's what you get when a group of actors speed through an absurdist version of the Bible.
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The Bible in 60 Seconds

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Character Information

Roles can be played by as few or as many actors as you want. Throw in extras in scenes, give them useless exclamations, whatever you feel like as long as you're not messing with the text of the show.

  • Narrator
    A Narrator
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any age
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
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      Any gender
  • God
    Infinite,
    Deity
    ,
    Any
    The Abrahamic God
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any age
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
    • Gender: 
      Any gender
  • Star
    A star. Not like a celebrity but like a gaseous ball of horrifying nuclear reactions.
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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      Any race/ethnicity
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      Any gender
  • Fish
    A useless, smelly creature
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any age
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      Any race/ethnicity
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      Any gender
  • Dinosaur
    A dinosaur with tiny arms
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any age
    • Race/Ethnicity: 
      Any race/ethnicity
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      Any gender
  • Velociraptor
    An insane dinosaur who is very bitey
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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      Any race/ethnicity
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      Any gender
  • Bird
    A bird, cockroach of the skies
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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      Any race/ethnicity
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      Any gender
  • Mushroom
    A terrifying affront to creation
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Adam
    The first man and also the first furry
    Can be played by:
    • Age: 
      Any age
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  • Cat
    A cat who goes to Adam with a dispute
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Lion
    A lion who be lyin'
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Eve
    The first woman, Adam's more normal wife
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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      Any gender
  • Snake/Lucifer
    A slippery, slimy, tiny, ugly, stupid little dragon snake boy. Also called Lucifer
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Abraham
    A dude named Abram who hates ham and was therefore bullied with the name Abraham forever
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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      Any race/ethnicity
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  • Isaac
    Abraham's innocent, annoying child
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Esau
    A hairy fella
    Can be played by:
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  • Jacob
    Esau's tricky little brother
    Can be played by:
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  • Joseph (of the coat)
    Mr. Popularity at the Disco
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Pharaoh
    Evil Egyptian ruler
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Moses
    Plague master supreme
    Can be played by:
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  • Noah
    He who be building boats
    Can be played by:
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  • Unicorn
    A unicorn from New Jersey who wants on the Arc
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Bigfoot
    A cryptid who maybe existed since the creation of the Earth. She's like so totally excited to join the boat party
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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      Any race/ethnicity
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  • Goliath
    A giant
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • David
    A giant slayer
    Can be played by:
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  • Esther
    She who be feastin'
    Can be played by:
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  • Solomon
    OG Mr. Wise Guy
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Samson
    A dude with pretty hair
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Delilah
    A hairdresser in disguise
    Can be played by:
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  • Naomi
    Bit of a bitter widow
    Can be played by:
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  • Ruth
    The epitome of kindness
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Ezekiel
    A terrified prophet
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Joseph (of the car therapists)
    Jesus' dad
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Mary
    Jesus' mom
    Can be played by:
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  • Jesus
    God part 2
    Played by God
    Can be played by:
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      Any age
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  • Judas
    A sussy gamer
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      Any age
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      Any gender