- Niki Tulk:5 Dec. 2022“ This play was a blast to direct, and it folded in so much depth inside the wackiness--our audience went crazy over it, we had sold-out performances and standing ovations because the whole thing grabbed people where they were at and took them on a wild ride that brought them back to see the play again. People laughed, gasped and were completely on board from the get-go. This is a smart, fast-paced, witty work with huge capacity for physical comedy, fight and slapstick if you want to take it up. Do this play, you will not regret it!!! ”
- Lainie Vansant:2 Oct. 2019“ The wacky plot and delightful language of this play are a ton of fun, and the way that Hardy and Leahy have subverted and played on both Shakespeare's work and the horror genre is fascinating. It's light and quick - give it a read! ”
- James/Janine Dalton50s, ArrayHead of the film department at College of Athens. Can be doubled with Tiara or Bone.
- Tom/Tina Drake50s,, ArrayWhiteA film professor. Jame's life partner. Can be doubled with Tiara or Bone.
- Quillian Spenseraround 21,Female or Non-binaryA fourth year film student enthusiastically directing a terrible horror movie.
- HelenAround 21,FemaleFourth year film student and screenwriter. Unsure of herself.
- HermioneAround 21,FemaleFourth year theater student and the female lead in the film. Hard-driving and confident.
- DamianAround 21,MaleFourth year film student and the DP. Broody.
- AndyAround 21,MaleFourth year theater student and the male lead. CUTE.
- NicoleAround 19,FemaleSecond year theater student. Plays the monster. Trying hard.
- SamCollege age,AnyFilm student, stoner type, the “sound human.” Can be doubled with Cob or Pea.
- AlexCollege-age,AnyFilm student, geeky about film, the gaffer. Can be doubled with Cob or Pea.
- TiaraFeminine Goddess Principal. Can be doubled with James or Tom.
- BoneSort of a horned, wood-god thing. Can be doubled with James or Tom.
- The WhisperA shapeshifter. Takes the form of numerous stereotypical movie monsters. Played by at least one dedicated actor with some support from the SAM/ALEX actors, but can be expanded into a multi-person role.
- PeaA fairy in Tiara's retinue. Can be doubled with Sam or Alex.
- CobA fairy in Tiara's retinue. Can be doubled with Sam or Alex.
- Faye20sA drifter with a broken-down car.
- ,Reading,The Boxcar2019