Divorce lawyer, REUBEN MANDEL, 50, extols his young client, 30, on the harsh realities that lay ahead in his divorce. His impassioned, almost-uninterrupted monologue is a paean to the fog-of-divorce-war. It is also the story of Reuben's own lessons and losses, which have confirmed his faith in only one thing--Reuben. 10 minute one-act.