We Will Not Describe the Conversation

by Eugenie Carabatsos

Inspired by a missing scene in Crime and Punishment, We Will Not Describe the Conversation follows a massage therapist whose latest client has arrived with the news that her estranged brother has committed a heinous crime--killing an elderly woman with an axe--and is nowhere to be found. The women try to piece together how this happened, while also uncovering their own dark desires and the fear that they will...

Inspired by a missing scene in Crime and Punishment, We Will Not Describe the Conversation follows a massage therapist whose latest client has arrived with the news that her estranged brother has committed a heinous crime--killing an elderly woman with an axe--and is nowhere to be found. The women try to piece together how this happened, while also uncovering their own dark desires and the fear that they will one day turn out like him.

read more
  • Inquire About Rights
  • Recommend
  • Download
  • Save to Reading List

We Will Not Describe the Conversation

Recommended by

  • Gabriella Bonamici: We Will Not Describe the Conversation by Eugenie Carabatsos
    “

    A wonderfully written two-hander packed with so much mystery!

    A wonderfully written two-hander packed with so much mystery!

    ”
  • Cheryl Bear: We Will Not Describe the Conversation by Eugenie Carabatsos
    “

    A captivating mystery that has us hooked as we uncover the crime and all we know! Well done!

    A captivating mystery that has us hooked as we uncover the crime and all we know! Well done!

    ”
  • Allison Winsby: We Will Not Describe the Conversation by Eugenie Carabatsos
    “

    This play keeps you on the edge of your seat! From the flashbacks with the memories to the symbolism of the birds, this play is so powerful. It really makes you wonder why people do the things they do.

    This play keeps you on the edge of your seat! From the flashbacks with the memories to the symbolism of the birds, this play is so powerful. It really makes you wonder why people do the things they do.

    ”
View all 20 recommendations

Character Information

Diverse casting is strongly encouraged.
  • ROSS
    Latches onto ideas that he thinks explain why he is the way he is and justify his desires.
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Male
  • DANI
    Is a massage therapist because she likes having peoples’ necks in her hands, and she likes that she chooses not to hurt them.
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female
  • SONYA
    Has something heavy in her bag, but it doesn’t weigh her down. It makes her feel strong.

    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s,
      40s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female

Development History

  • Reading, Bechdel Group, 2018
  • Reading, Storycrafter Studio, 2018
  • Reading, Red Theater, 2018
  • Reading, Massasoit Community College, 2017
  • Reading, Bechdel Group, 2017
  • Reading, Great Plains Theatre Conference, 2016
  • Reading, Last Frontier Theatre Conference, 2016
  • Reading, Midtown Direct Rep, 2016

Production History

  • University, SUNY Geneseo , 2021
  • Professional, Patchwork Theatre Audio Series, 2020
  • University, Columbia College, 2020
  • High School, Appomattox Regional Governor's School for the Arts and Technology, 2019
  • Community Theater, Stages Theatre, 2018
  • Fringe, 2cents Theatre INK Fest, 2018

Awards

  • Theatre Botanicum Seedlings
    Finalist
    2019
  • Ingram New Works Lab
    Finalist
    2016
  • Gulfshore Playhouse New Works Festival
    Semi-Finalist
    2018
  • Best Play
    2cents Theater INK Fest
    Runner Up
    2018
  • Harold and Mimi Steinberg National Student Playwriting Award
    Kennedy Center American College Theatre Festival
    Winner
    2016