Miss Katelyn's Grade Threes Prepare for the Inevitable

by Elena Belyea

"You see, boys and girls... bad things happen to good people all the time. So, it’s our job to make sure we’re as prepared as possible for the innumerable threats that can and will come our way. And not just prepared prepared. Miss Katelyn prepared."

Montreal, Columbine, Newtown, Orlando. Welcome coyotes to your last day of classes at Saint Joseph’s Elementary. Your teacher, Miss Katelyn, knows the world is a...

"You see, boys and girls... bad things happen to good people all the time. So, it’s our job to make sure we’re as prepared as possible for the innumerable threats that can and will come our way. And not just prepared prepared. Miss Katelyn prepared."

Montreal, Columbine, Newtown, Orlando. Welcome coyotes to your last day of classes at Saint Joseph’s Elementary. Your teacher, Miss Katelyn, knows the world is a dangerous place and her lifesaving lesson is about to begin. Winner of Best Production and Best New English Text at the 2015 Montreal Fringe Festival and recently translated into french, "Miss Katelyn's Grade Threes Prepare for the Inevitable" is a fast-paced comedic drama about panic in a post-truth world and one woman’s desperate attempt to keep her students out of harm’s way.

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  • Emmet L.F. Cameron: Miss Katelyn's Grade Threes Prepare for the Inevitable

    What a masterfully drawn portrait of what happens to a Cassandra after she's run out of adults to warn about the danger they've caused & has to pitch her message straight to the children they've endangered.

    What a masterfully drawn portrait of what happens to a Cassandra after she's run out of adults to warn about the danger they've caused & has to pitch her message straight to the children they've endangered.

  • James Odin Wade: Miss Katelyn's Grade Threes Prepare for the Inevitable

    This is one of my favourite plays. What locks me into it is not just the pitch-perfect black comedy of Miss Katelyn's amazing/horrifying teaching techniques, but that Elena writes her with such empathy that your heart breaks for her even as your fear about her reaches a fever pitch. This is a smart, scary and beautiful gut-punch of a play.

    This is one of my favourite plays. What locks me into it is not just the pitch-perfect black comedy of Miss Katelyn's amazing/horrifying teaching techniques, but that Elena writes her with such empathy that your heart breaks for her even as your fear about her reaches a fever pitch. This is a smart, scary and beautiful gut-punch of a play.

  • Shaun Leisher: Miss Katelyn's Grade Threes Prepare for the Inevitable

    Reading this pitch black comedy was an absolute delight while also making me look hard at a huge question we face today. How do we keep children safe in a terrible world while also guarding their innocence? This play needs to be produced for the discussions that will ensue.

    Reading this pitch black comedy was an absolute delight while also making me look hard at a huge question we face today. How do we keep children safe in a terrible world while also guarding their innocence? This play needs to be produced for the discussions that will ensue.

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Development History

  • Type Workshop, Organization Tiny Bear Jaws with support from Factory Theatre, Year 2016

Production History

  • Type Professional, Organization Surreal So Real Theatre, presented by Théâtre Prospero (Montreal), translation by Olivier Sylvestre, Year 2018
  • Type Professional, Organization Tiny Bear Jaws, presented by Downstage Theatre (Calgary), Year 2018
  • Type Professional, Organization Tiny Bear Jaws, presented by the Centaur Theatre (Montreal), Year 2016
  • Type Professional, Organization Tiny Bear Jaws, presented by the Chinook Festival (Edmonton), Year 2016
  • Type Professional, Organization Tiny Bear Jaws, presented by the Chinook Festival (Edmonton), Year 2016
  • Type Fringe, Organization Tiny Bear Jaws, Year 2015

Awards

  • Most Promising English Company
    Montreal Fringe
    Finalist
    2015
  • Mainline Creativity Award
    Mainline Theatre
    Finalist
    2015
  • Best Solo Production
    Montreal Fringe
    Finalist
    2015
  • Best New Fringe Play
    Sterling Awards
    Finalist
    2016
  • Best New English Text Award
    Playwrights Workshop Montreal
    Winner
    2015
  • Best English Production
    Centaur Theatre
    Winner
    2015