Fucking Bruce Banner

by Kris Thompson

Superman and Lois Lane, married for 20 years, have two daughters. Younger daughter is Super Chick with full super powers. Older daughter, Amy, has no sign of superpowers. Yet…

Superman and Lois Lane, married for 20 years, have two daughters. Younger daughter is Super Chick with full super powers. Older daughter, Amy, has no sign of superpowers. Yet…

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Fucking Bruce Banner

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  • John Busser: Fucking Bruce Banner

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh this one made me laugh. I should have known where it was going and being a comic book reader, I've seen these kind of -AHEM_ "team ups" before. Everybody in comic book world has SOME connection to everyone else, but never has this been funnier than here. Kryptonite isn't the only green rock-hard substance that can cause Superman pain...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh this one made me laugh. I should have known where it was going and being a comic book reader, I've seen these kind of -AHEM_ "team ups" before. Everybody in comic book world has SOME connection to everyone else, but never has this been funnier than here. Kryptonite isn't the only green rock-hard substance that can cause Superman pain...

  • Lee R. Lawing: Fucking Bruce Banner

    How many times have we all wished we would have been born into another family or just felt that somehow, someway we were adopted into the family we are in. This play is laugh-out loud funny and you can only imagine the outcome, but even having that feeling of what may happen, you're still laughing so hard when it all comes to a head.

    How many times have we all wished we would have been born into another family or just felt that somehow, someway we were adopted into the family we are in. This play is laugh-out loud funny and you can only imagine the outcome, but even having that feeling of what may happen, you're still laughing so hard when it all comes to a head.

  • Christopher Plumridge: Fucking Bruce Banner

    Oh my word I haven't laughed so much in ages, this would be a huge delight for any adult audience! The character descriptions are funny enough (braggadocious!), let alone the play. I often wonder what happens to superheroes once the films dry up, here's your answer, they have a family and live in suburbia. One twist leads to another, we find out Supermans other, hilarious, weakness before the big reveal. Absolutely hilarious!!

    Oh my word I haven't laughed so much in ages, this would be a huge delight for any adult audience! The character descriptions are funny enough (braggadocious!), let alone the play. I often wonder what happens to superheroes once the films dry up, here's your answer, they have a family and live in suburbia. One twist leads to another, we find out Supermans other, hilarious, weakness before the big reveal. Absolutely hilarious!!

Character Information

  • LOIS LANE
    Superman’s wife of 20 years. Dresses and acts like Lois Lane ‘cause she is.
    Character Age
    40-50
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    White
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • SUPERMAN
    Lois Lane’s husband of 20 years. Oh yea…he’s also a superhero. Duh. He is dressed in full superman garb (at least at the beginning) and leaps a lot, even when not written in direction.
    Character Age
    40s-50s
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    White
    Character Gender Identity
    Male
  • AMY
    Oldest daughter of Lois and Superman who has no discernible superpowers. She is VERY smart, quick witted, and surly. A little pissed that her younger sister already has full-on superpowers.
    Character Age
    teen
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    White
    Character Gender Identity
    Female
  • SUPER CHICK
    Youngest daughter of Lois and Superman who has many superpowers but is not too bright. She’s also super braggadocios and bitchy to her sister. She is dressed in full superman/girl/chick clothing and leaps a lot even when not written in direction. (PS It’s Super Chick rather than Super Girl because Superman’s cousin is named Super Girl and there can’t be two Super Girls, now can there?)
    Character Age
    teen
    Character Race/Ethnic Identity
    White
    Character Gender Identity
    Female

Production History

Awards

  • Best Use of Required Line
    Cone Man Running Productions
    Winner
    2018
  • Best Script
    Cone Man Running Productions
    Winner
    2018