Frozen Foods

by Ian August

SHORT COMEDY - Linda finds Carol in the middle of the frozen foods aisle of the Superfood Market having an existential crisis. Can she snap her friend out of it or will she be sucked into the never-ending cycle of despair?

SHORT COMEDY - Linda finds Carol in the middle of the frozen foods aisle of the Superfood Market having an existential crisis. Can she snap her friend out of it or will she be sucked into the never-ending cycle of despair?

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  • Charles Scott Jones: Frozen Foods

    Is Carol an echo of the universe’s emptiness? Does she have some form of existential buyer’s regret? One of the more fascinating supermarket shorts you’ll ever read is FROZEN FOODS by Ian August. Perhaps evidence that everything is not random is this fine play. Carol and Linda are well drawn characters who couple-figure skate (metaphorically) in the frozen food aisle and spin off solo into the icy void. Well done.

    Is Carol an echo of the universe’s emptiness? Does she have some form of existential buyer’s regret? One of the more fascinating supermarket shorts you’ll ever read is FROZEN FOODS by Ian August. Perhaps evidence that everything is not random is this fine play. Carol and Linda are well drawn characters who couple-figure skate (metaphorically) in the frozen food aisle and spin off solo into the icy void. Well done.

  • Alice Josephs: Frozen Foods

    A two-hander to expand the mind and take the audience on an out-of-world experience, springboarding from - a supermarket aisle … A very modern tale of the search for the meaning of life and exploring the impact on the psyche of algorithmic tyranny. Oh, and did I remember to say also very (poignantly) funny? With two female roles and call by the writer for inventive use of lighting, this is a family friendly and truly spectacular short.

    A two-hander to expand the mind and take the audience on an out-of-world experience, springboarding from - a supermarket aisle … A very modern tale of the search for the meaning of life and exploring the impact on the psyche of algorithmic tyranny. Oh, and did I remember to say also very (poignantly) funny? With two female roles and call by the writer for inventive use of lighting, this is a family friendly and truly spectacular short.

  • KJ Moran Velz: Frozen Foods

    I saw this at Miami City Shorts a year ago, and it sticks with me still whenever I'm in the frozen food aisle! Linda and Carol are both such fun, rich roles. An excellent 10 minute play.

    I saw this at Miami City Shorts a year ago, and it sticks with me still whenever I'm in the frozen food aisle! Linda and Carol are both such fun, rich roles. An excellent 10 minute play.

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Development History

Production History

  • Type Community Theater, Organization Acme Theatre - New Works Winter Festival, Maynard, MA, Year 2018
  • Type Professional, Organization Nylon Fusion Theatre Company - This Round's On Us, NYC, Year 2018

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