I Want a Unicorn Frappe!!!

by Catherine Weingarten

FULL LENGTH; Jenny just got engaged and she's very very excited although her fiancee doesn't seem to want to help plan the wedding or talk to her. But when a Prince on a unicorn offers Jenny some sexy solace, maybe things will work out ok? "Unicorn Frappe" is a frothy satire about wedding culture, addiction, societal pressure on women and just how far we will go to avoid the truth.

FULL LENGTH; Jenny just got engaged and she's very very excited although her fiancee doesn't seem to want to help plan the wedding or talk to her. But when a Prince on a unicorn offers Jenny some sexy solace, maybe things will work out ok? "Unicorn Frappe" is a frothy satire about wedding culture, addiction, societal pressure on women and just how far we will go to avoid the truth.

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I Want a Unicorn Frappe!!!

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  • Joan Dolf: I Want a Unicorn Frappe!!! by Catherine Weingarten
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    A Shakespearean like story mixed with fantasy and humor. This trashy girly comedy tops my list for greatest modern comedies. A play you will be hearing much more from over the next decade and a playwright who I believe is going to be doing very big things. Immensely proud to have been the first to produce this wonderful script. Truly a delight for actors and audiences.

    A Shakespearean like story mixed with fantasy and humor. This trashy girly comedy tops my list for greatest modern comedies. A play you will be hearing much more from over the next decade and a playwright who I believe is going to be doing very big things. Immensely proud to have been the first to produce this wonderful script. Truly a delight for actors and audiences.

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  • Emma Grace Imes: I Want a Unicorn Frappe!!! by Catherine Weingarten
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    A hysterical look at modern relationships and obsession.

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Character Information

One actor plays the Prince and Sebastian.
  • Jenny
    very optimistic, so excited about love as a concept, likes to arrange pinecones, engaged to Sebastian.
    20s-early 30s
    Any
    Cisgender Female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female
  • Woman
    *One actress plays:

    Mom- 50s, female, very excited about marriage, a bit neurotic, loves granola.

    Darla- 30s, female, wedding planner, little bit basic.

    Cassandra-20s- female, Jenny’s BFF, a poet and kinda intense and spacey, she could look at coco puffs for hours.
    20s-30s
    Any
    Cisgender Female
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female
  • Man
    *One male actor in his 20s-early 30s plays:

    Sebastian- 20s-ish, male, emotionally mysterious, likes looking at the rain ala that angsty Hilary Duff music video when she cried a lot and rain fell at her.

    Prince- too hot for an age, male, out of a fairytale.
    20s-30s
    Any
    Cis male or non-binary
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Male,
      Non-binary

Development History

  • Reading, New Perspectives Theater, 2022
  • Reading, Naked Angels , 2022
  • Reading, Art House Productions, 2019

Production History

Awards

  • NAP Series
    Normal Avenue
    Finalist
    2019