A Vocal Few: Get a room, why don’t you?
Narrator: They did not get a room.
AVF: They surrender! We win!
Narrator: Instead, Steve and Mathew got two rooms.
AVF: Two rooms? We’ve separated them! Success!!!
Narrator: Two theaters, in fact.
AVF: What?!? Why?!? Still not sexy…
Narrator: Theaters connected by their minds and souls, where they could celebrate and inspire one another as playwrights and friends.
AVF: Boring! Pretentious! I hate this form of direct address.
Narrator: It was a perfect birthday gift-
AVF: SCHMALTZ!!!
Narrator: Worthy of Scott Sickles’s 1000th Recommendation...
A Vocal Few: Get a room, why don’t you?
Narrator: They did not get a room.
AVF: They surrender! We win!
Narrator: Instead, Steve and Mathew got two rooms.
AVF: Two rooms? We’ve separated them! Success!!!
Narrator: Two theaters, in fact.
AVF: What?!? Why?!? Still not sexy…
Narrator: Theaters connected by their minds and souls, where they could celebrate and inspire one another as playwrights and friends.
AVF: Boring! Pretentious! I hate this form of direct address.
Narrator: It was a perfect birthday gift-
AVF: SCHMALTZ!!!
Narrator: Worthy of Scott Sickles’s 1000th Recommendation.
AVF: Who?
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