Whew! I nifty rollercoaster ride of a tale. Super weird and complex, but so realistic! Nicely told with interior monologues and that inevitable waltz toward a meet/cute ending. Very nicely done!

A pitch black comedy. I couldn't help but get invested in this dark and twisted relationship.

I am a sucker for a romantic comedy, and the weirder the premise, the better. This twisted kidnapping-turned meetcute ticked my every box. I loved the direct-address monologues and the slow creep toward vulnerability which, against all odds, made me enjoy getting to know some truly deplorable characters. Everyone is super weird but fascinatingly complex, veering between humanity and inhumanity line by line. The ending was a well-earned sucker punch - the best kind of 'surprising but inevitable!'