meat cute

by Aly Kantor

[20 minutes, comedic tragedy, 2F] xX_Sav_on_IceXx is lonely. Skullfucker69 is REALLY lonely. This intricate ritual might be their first, last, and only chance to be with another woman.

A dark romantic comedy and/or tragedy about finding love on the dark web.

[20 minutes, comedic tragedy, 2F] xX_Sav_on_IceXx is lonely. Skullfucker69 is REALLY lonely. This intricate ritual might be their first, last, and only chance to be with another woman.

A dark romantic comedy and/or tragedy about finding love on the dark web.

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  • John Busser: meat cute by Aly Kantor
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    12.01.24 - I didn't know what to expect from this play, although Aly Kantor's character descriptions should have provided some insight. (Loved the "human keep out sign" and a "human welcome mat" sobriquets). This went dark quickly but dark in a twisted, humorous way that I loved. What a story the two characters present us with. No ordinary meet-cute this, I was fascinated with the possibilities and although one character may provide payoff to the other soon, I was clamoring for more. Terrific.

    12.01.24 - I didn't know what to expect from this play, although Aly Kantor's character descriptions should have provided some insight. (Loved the "human keep out sign" and a "human welcome mat" sobriquets). This went dark quickly but dark in a twisted, humorous way that I loved. What a story the two characters present us with. No ordinary meet-cute this, I was fascinated with the possibilities and although one character may provide payoff to the other soon, I was clamoring for more. Terrific.

    ”
  • Sam Heyman: meat cute by Aly Kantor
    “

    Your stomach may churn, your heart may beat a little bit faster, maybe you’ll want to run for the hills! But don’t — Aly Kantor’s aptly named Meat Cute is well worth the risk. A meet cute of a darker variety, this play is willing to go to dark places on the way to its surprisingly sweet conclusion. An excellent short play for those with discerning tastes.

    Your stomach may churn, your heart may beat a little bit faster, maybe you’ll want to run for the hills! But don’t — Aly Kantor’s aptly named Meat Cute is well worth the risk. A meet cute of a darker variety, this play is willing to go to dark places on the way to its surprisingly sweet conclusion. An excellent short play for those with discerning tastes.

    ”
  • Rob Weidman: meat cute by Aly Kantor
    “

    Wow! Simultaneously poignant, touching, and disturbing, the amazing characterization and dialogue immediately engages you and never lets go.

    Wow! Simultaneously poignant, touching, and disturbing, the amazing characterization and dialogue immediately engages you and never lets go.

    ”
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Character Information

  • skullfucker69 (aka IZZY)
    The kind of person who makes themselves scary so you won’t look too closely.
    tatted up mall goth ☠ guarded posture ☠ a human ‘keep out’ sign
    20s - 30s
    She/her
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female
  • XxSav_On_IcexX (aka SAVANNAH)
    The kind of person who makes themselves inoffensive so you won’t look too closely.
    LDS conservative-chic ♡ hyper-pleasant ♡ a human welcome mat
    20s - 30s
    She/her
    Can be played by:
    • Actor Age
      20s,
      30s
    • Actor Gender Identity
      Female

Production History

  • University, Truman State University, 2024