The most important lesson I've learned recently is: nobody votes against their own interests. They may vote against their *well-being...* but if they've voted in a way that's harmed themselves it's because something else was more important. Cern takes this postulate to its most honest extreme. Setting it in the rose-colored candy coated America of a Norman Rockwell paining brings the ideological horror to life. Alas the people who most need to see this likely won't be impacted by this reflection of their morals.

Donna Reed and Father Knows Best has been updated to celebrate the Second Amendment. That’s all you need to know. Read it. Produce it.

This short satire is a poison maraschino cherry on a 1950s pineapple upside-down cake. Get taken in by the sweetness initially, get stung immediately after. Amazing satire from title to end.