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The most important lesson I've learned recently is: nobody votes against their own interests. They may vote against their *well-being...* but if they've voted in a way that's harmed themselves it's because something else was more important. Cern takes this postulate to its most honest extreme. Setting it in the rose-colored candy coated America of a Norman Rockwell paining brings the ideological horror to life. Alas the people who most need to see this likely won't be impacted by this reflection of their morals.

Donna Reed and Father Knows Best has been updated to celebrate the Second Amendment. That’s all you need to know. Read it. Produce it.

This short satire is a poison maraschino cherry on a 1950s pineapple upside-down cake. Get taken in by the sweetness initially, get stung immediately after. Amazing satire from title to end.

The satire is SHARP with this one. This short play about America's love of the Second Amendment is an absolutely merciless four pages. I love it.

There's biting and then there's BITING satire. This is absolutely tearing into gun culture in America. There are some very good dark laughs as well.

It astonishes me to think that there are people in this world to whom this play would represent a documentary, and not a dark AF satire on the 2nd Amendment zombies who believe in their hearts that the only bad guns are the unfired ones. Brian Cern actually hits the bullseye here with his fictional family more interested in making daughter a martyr (And my God, is that not the saddest thing you've ever heard?) in order to preserve their God-given right to Make America Great Again over her dead body. Scathing and necessary at the same time.

A pitch black satire in the vein of A Modest Proposal. Sometimes humor can speak truth with far greater power than drama, and this is one of those cases.

Brian Cern crafts an image of the perfect American family, delivering a biting satire on gun culture and how to 'Make America Great'. This piece demands attention for its incisive commentary on society.

Brian Cern sets up a Norman Rockwell image of the perfect American family and BAM! Brilliant, biting satire. Speaks, no screams, volumes about American gun culture. Listen up and produce this!

“Thoughts and prayers” following a school shooting is given new meaning. Brian Cern’s satire on gun violence takes a dark turn in a hurry and makes its point decisively. Not a wasted word here.