I Know You Are But What Am I?

by Emily McClain

In the morning after the 2024 US Election, 3 characters meet in the junk food aisle of a grocery store. What does your snack food of choice say about you- or worse, what do others THINK it says?

Written for the Playwrights Thriving 2024 Secret Santa Title Exchange, lovingly gifted by Philip Middleton Williams.

In the morning after the 2024 US Election, 3 characters meet in the junk food aisle of a grocery store. What does your snack food of choice say about you- or worse, what do others THINK it says?

Written for the Playwrights Thriving 2024 Secret Santa Title Exchange, lovingly gifted by Philip Middleton Williams.

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I Know You Are But What Am I?

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  • John Busser: I Know You Are But What Am I?

    12.21.24 - Wonderfully witty political satire, and it's done with almost no dialogue. Now THAT'S talent. Emily McClain gives us a less-than-10-minute lesson in our political spectrum and how limited it truly is, all while double-dosing us with a look at consumer shopping trends and psychological color tropes. It's brilliant. This will be not only a hoot for the actors, and the set designers, but a director orchestrating all this should have be puffing up their chest too.

    12.21.24 - Wonderfully witty political satire, and it's done with almost no dialogue. Now THAT'S talent. Emily McClain gives us a less-than-10-minute lesson in our political spectrum and how limited it truly is, all while double-dosing us with a look at consumer shopping trends and psychological color tropes. It's brilliant. This will be not only a hoot for the actors, and the set designers, but a director orchestrating all this should have be puffing up their chest too.

  • Aly Kantor: I Know You Are But What Am I?

    You don't need much to tell an epic story on stage—just larger-than-life performers and a script like this one, which provides the fierce motivations actors need to butt heads (and stomp Doritos, as the case may be). This near-silent story is a sensory treat that would work wonderfully with or without a dramatic underscore! Plus, audiences will be leaning forward, attempting to decode the secret supermarket messages McClain has left for us! Current, relatable, and a baffling, funny good time!

    You don't need much to tell an epic story on stage—just larger-than-life performers and a script like this one, which provides the fierce motivations actors need to butt heads (and stomp Doritos, as the case may be). This near-silent story is a sensory treat that would work wonderfully with or without a dramatic underscore! Plus, audiences will be leaning forward, attempting to decode the secret supermarket messages McClain has left for us! Current, relatable, and a baffling, funny good time!

  • Philip Middleton Williams: I Know You Are But What Am I?

    This hilarious short play, done almost all in silence, is a masterpiece of acting and intentions. Emily McClain deftly directs her three characters to make the most of their skills on stage and using the little moments and movements to tell a story where words are not needed. Modern audiences may not remember silent film stars like Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton, but this will teach them that all it takes is a look to tell the truth.

    This hilarious short play, done almost all in silence, is a masterpiece of acting and intentions. Emily McClain deftly directs her three characters to make the most of their skills on stage and using the little moments and movements to tell a story where words are not needed. Modern audiences may not remember silent film stars like Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton, but this will teach them that all it takes is a look to tell the truth.

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Character Information

  • Ginger
    Character Age
    40's
  • Elliot
    Character Age
    40s
  • Marie
    Character Age
    60's

Development History

  • Type Reading, Organization Playwrights Thriving, Year 2024